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posted by zanesaaomgfan
1. Tell her that theres a robber outside and point to a guy in black.

2. Say its snowing and repeat it 3 times. Then, say mom are u listening? 15 times.

3. Ask her, "Do u like me?" over and over

4. Tell your phone to die.

5. Don't blow your nose when shes asks u to.

6. Make weird faces when she asks u to get off your PC.

7. Whine to her about your PC/laptop.

8. Call your mom about her day.

9. Break something that your mother brought you.

10. If somebody's at the door, and your home pagina alone, answer it.

11. Call your mother, father.

12. Call your mom for no reason.

13. When its a night before your project is due, tell her, "Mom, my project is due tommarow."

14. When the timer goes off yell, "HAPPY NEW YEAR!" in her ear.

15. When your father leaves, say, "Finally! Hes gone!"

16. Cry to her how much u miss her after 5 mintues.

17. Make a bet that if u win, she has to pay your phone bill for a jaar *If u win, laugh at her

18. Make an ugly picture and say, "Mom, this is a picture of you."

19. Make her mirror break when she looks into it and say,"Looks like the mirror doesn't like your face."And shrugg.

20. Say that u failed school.

21. Ask her for 55 books.

22. Make fun of her weight.(I wouldn't if I were you)

23. Say that she needs a makeover.

24. Pretend to drive her car then make a mark on it.

25. Yell at her saying shes stupid.
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added by twilight0girl
Everything has changed

(Taylor)
All I knew this morning when I woke,
Is I know something now (know something now),
I didn't before.

And all I've seen,
Since 18 hours ago,
Is green eyes and freckles and your smile
In the back of my mind making me feel like...

(Taylor)
I just want to know u better,
Know u better, know u better now.
(2x)

(Both)
I just want to know u better,
Know u better, know u better now.

I just want to know you, know you, know you,.


Cause all I know is we zei hello,
And your eyes look like coming home.
All I know is a simple name,
Everything has changed.

All I know is u held the...
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The volgende dag was normal; everyone went to the underground place and got what everyone called "Monster Updates". The volgende dag was the Halloween Bash, and everyone buzzed with excitement.

Right before first period Emma went up to Mellissa and Eve wearing a witch hat. "Hey! Aren't u guys excited?!" Emma exclaimed. "Yeah!" Eve and Mellissa said. "Mel, are u going with anyone?" Eve asked. "Leo, but just as friends. I'm not ready for guys yet." Mellissa motioned to her brother, who was goofing around with his vrienden in the hall. Eve and Emma nodded in understanding.

At lunch they sorted everything...
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posted by MadMeggi
1. Walk up to an old person and scream "Grandma/Grandpa your alive!

2. Hide in a closet at Ikea and pop out at people saying "I'm back from Narnia!"

3. Throw water balloons at passing cars.

4. Go door to door asking people for ice cubes. Take them home, melt them, and then take them back saying "I don't want them anymore.

5. Give a random stranger a Wet Willy.

6. Get caught masturbating and watching porn.

7. Call Walmart and ask if they sell they're employees.

8. Slap a waitress.

9. When a waiter asks u want u want to drink, tell them "Wouldn't u like to know???!!!???"

10. When u hear someone say something depressing, scream out Let's have a party!
posted by BloodyMascara_
Yes, this is from Tumblr.

Everyone: What emo shit are u listening to?

Linkin park: When life leaves us blind, Love keeps us kind

Of Mice & Men: I've held my tongue for far too long, the silence kills me

My Chemical Romance: u only live forever in the lights u make. When we were young we used to say, that u only hear the muziek when your hart-, hart begins to break.

Green Day: So make the best of this test and don't ask why. It's not a vraag but a lesson learned in time. It's something unpredictable, but in the end it's right. I hope u have the time of your life.

Black Veil Brides: Never...
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posted by randomgirl3000
1. Our brains create dreams through random electrical activity. About every 90 minutes, the brain stem sends electrical impulses and the analytic portion of the brain tries to make sense of these signals.

2. Some dreams are meaningful as they give us insight into ourselves. Dreams help us connect to our unconscious mind and make sense of our wishes and fears. Dreams help us make sense of our past, present and future door getting us in tune with our emotions.

3. Even though we can dream at any time of our sleep, we are most likely to dream during REM sleep.

4. We can sometimes control our dream...
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posted by dooodle
Pick the maand u were born on:
(Jan) I partied with
(Feb) I smoked with
(Mar) I kicked
(Apr) I kissed
(May) I fought
(Jun) I died with
(Jul) I drunk with
(Aug) I ran naked with
(Nov) I killed
(Sept) I went into the hunger games with
(Oct) I sung to
(Dec) I robbed a bank with

xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
Pick the dag u were born on:
(1) Finnick Odair, Sexyness god of panem
(2) Lindsey Lohan
(3) A hobo
(4) Josh Hutcherson
(5) A REALLY pretty girl
(6) An i-Pod
(7) My grandfather
(8) Peanuts
(9) One Direction
(10) A ninja
(11) Death
(12) A gummybear
(13) A corpse
(14) Aphrodite100
(15) Dumbledore
(16)...
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posted by brianna91997
1. if u have mario, play some mario games.

2. Go on fanpop for 1 of 2 hours.

3. post a couple tweets on twitter if u have an account.

4. play outside.

5. go bike riding of swimming

6. read a book (i know some people think its boring)

7. draw something on paper of on the computer

8. watch nyan cat on youtube

9. play a zelda game if u have any zelda games

10. watch hello kitty videos on youtube

11. play your 3ds for 3 hours if u have a 3ds

12. post 100 pictures on deviantart if u have an account

13. make a account on a website u know of

14. post 10000000 pictures on this club (i know u cant...
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posted by flippy_fan210
He kills and kills but doesn't know why
it doesn't matter how hard he tries.
if u say Vietnam he'll stab u with a fork
if u say tiger you're head won't work.
He can use fire, pencils and car gas
heck, he'll just use whatever he has.
You can't stop him no matter what
if u call for help he'll stab u in the butt.
Never run because u know he'll catch you
he might torture of just plain kill you.
Run for cover, meer like run for death
he'll fill your eyes with crystal meth.
It doesn't matter if u run of cry
either way you'll just plain die.
Almost anything can set him off
you better pray to god that...
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posted by LaurieLisa717
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I never thought i would end up like this.Alone dying and not being able to care for my brother.Running away from gaurds into the alley of our so called home.We never left the city border but my brother dreams of it when he grows up so he can care for me."Brother it's ok"I zei giving him half of the warm soft loaf of bread.My brothers hand shook while he reachout ands grabbed the brood and slowly nibbled every last piece of it.As he and i listed the reasons why would should go to heaven and so far we came up with one reason hat both of us were suffering with."Dear god keep us alive for at least...
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posted by britishboy
 as a human
as a human
a boy named Christan was at a special place he took his phone he didn't know until now. Now Christan is living Different lives. with light and school but what he doesn't know is what will happen in the future its a journey in a matter of life and death but Christan is missing out on school can he stop and leave from heaven but Christan remembers that his mom said, once Anointed u can stay and use your powers to Erase u when u wanna come down u cane put them in and go. so he fights its long a long way down but Christan doesn't stop he goes and sees God. there halo shines but this works God helped. now. Christan goes but wait he cant use his powers again. to finish read book two buh-bye
 as an angel
as an angel
posted by The_Random_Guy
The three little pigs (edited version)

Once appon a time, There were three pigs named Dakota, Kelsey and Jessica. They had a problem... A wolf named Gibby was trying to kill them!
"Kelsey, Do u want to come with me to go find Jessica?" Dakota asks.
"Sure." antwoorden Kelsey.
They walk outside and look in the forest only to see Jessica setting up traps for the wolf.
"Jessica, What the f*ck are u doing?" Asks Kelsey.
"What does it look like I'm doing...I'm putting up traps to see if I can catch Gibby." She says as she looks at Kelsey with an annoyed expression.
"Calm yourself..Damn!" Says Dakota as...
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"Joe!It wasn't any of the three girls!What now?"Josie asked."Whoa wait,Three?There was only two in her apartment!It Was Natalie and Penny!Natalie came in to see if Kate was okay!Then she called the cops!That means it was-"Joe said."Penny!!!What!!That's IT!"Josie zei as she got her walkie talkie thing."Attention all units!This 92-J4!I need a couple cops to back me up at okkernoot, walnut Evergreen 46 lane!And hurry!"Josie said.
"Thanks Joe!"7 minuten later she and 4 other cops were at Penny's house."Okay,One,Two,Three!"Jenny said,As they busted down the door.They heard a gulp upstairs."Upstairs,Go go go."Josie...
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posted by adaug
Hello!Welcome to vragen with me!Okay first question:Uhm there's no name on here,okay well i says:Q:Why does TV Have commercials?A:good question!
answer is:WHY IS THE FREAKING SKY BLUE?GOD SHUT UP!

What do u think?Give your opinion in the comments!
And put your vraag in the commentaren and I'll answer one tomorrow!Bye!



IGNORE THIS PART!(I GOTTA MAKE IT LONGER!)

Yeah Remember TO commentaar YOUR QUESTION!I WILL TRY AND ANSWER ONE,EITHER LATER TODAY,OR TOMORROW!


SO I GOTTA MAKE THIS THING LONGER (idk why)But yup!
Gah gotta make it longer!ARG!Oh well!
posted by shutyourface
what if schapen where one of us do do do
a simple slob like one of us do do do

i don't live on a farm and i don't have a pet schapen but there something about writting random artikel about them i a krave

idiots put them in pies i think that is very disturbing u wouldn't but a baby in a pie??!!???!!

so what i'm saying is donate £3 a maand and a schapen will be gegeven a home pagina and not a pie and u will get a free adoption pack and a cudderly toy and what eever u donate shut-your-face fund will triple it
posted by nomblahnom
As I stare listlessly into the mirror, the fuzzy image that gazes back at me is someone I barely recognize. But I do. They say prison causes profound changes in a man, and the most extraordinary stem from the most incredible circumstances. That man in the mirror has undergone an unimaginable plethora of alterations because he is the absolute worst thing one can be in prison: an innocent man.

I detect the bitterness in his hazel eyes, the constant worry that wrinkles his forehead, the anxiety that sets his jaw like cement and the frustration that has lightened his hair from brown to salty beige....
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posted by coolkatstar
I found this on the internet is so funny read and enjoy and if u like it the credit is not for me so have fun!

Guest: “why does the dog sit there and watch me eat?”
Hotel Host: “I can’t imagine, unless it’s because u have the plate he usually eats from.”

A guy phones up his boss , but gets the bosses’ wife instead:
“I am afraid he died last week” she explains.

The volgende dag the man calls again and asks for the boss.

“I told u “the wife replies, “He died last week”

The volgende dag again he calls again and once meer asks to speak to his boss, door this time the wife is getting...
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posted by invadercalliope
All the things she said
All the things she said
Running through my head
Running through my head
Running through my head
All the things she said
All the things she said
Running through my head
Running through my head
All the things she zei
This is not enough

I'm in serious shit, I feel totally lost
If I'm asking for help it's only because
Being with u has opened my eyes
Could I ever believe such a perfect surprise?

I keep asking myself, wondering how
I keep closing my eyes but I can't block u out
Wanna fly to a place where it's just u and me
Nobody else so we can be free

All the things she said
All the...
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