1. Walk into the classroom like a super spy. (keep your back on the walls as u walk, point your finger up like a gun, look around with shifty eyes, hum the mission impossible theme, etc.)
2. After everything your teacher says, ask why.
3. If your teacher is yelling at a classmate, wait for them to finish their tantrum then ask” DOES SOMEBODY NEED A HUG?????” very loudly.
4. If your teacher starts blowing up at u for saying that simply reply “Wow, I can tell you’re a blast at parties”
5. Dress up like L (Death Note) and walk in with no shoes.
6. If your teacher asks “why aren’t u wearing shoes” u reply door standing on the table, pointing at him/her and yelling “YOUR KIRA!!!!!!!!!!!”.
7. (Back to normal clothes) Sit in a corner and wait for everyone to stare at you. When they do, grab your head and scream “ THE LIGHT! MAKE IT STOP! ARGH IT BURNS!!!!”
8. Flick pieces of paper around the class.
9. When your teacher tells u to stop, kruis your arms and say “your racist against paper aren’t you.”
10.Don’t do your Homework.
11. When your teacher asks u why u didn’t do your homework say “I dropped it while beating up this guy for saying you’re the worst teacher ever.” then smile and sit.
12. When u have a sub, wait for them to write their name on the board. Then when they say hello my name it Mr./Mrs (insert name here), u stand up and say “PROVE IT!”
13.During a test, raise your hand and wait for your teacher to walk over to you. Then when they whisper, “what do u need help on?” u smirk and whisper “I know what u did last summer” XD (A/n: gets them every time!!!!)
14. Wear your Sasuke costume to school.
15.When he/she stares at you, say “I know what your thinking, but this symbol on my back does not mean I’m a pokemon,”
16. 5 minuten after saying that throw a poke ball at your teachers head and scream “ GOTTA CATCH THEM ALL!!!!!!!”
16. Accuse him/her of being Itachi Uchiha. Then give them a paranoid, bloodthirsty look.
17. (Back in normal clothes) hand candy out to everyone then walk up to your teacher and say “HA! None for u =P that’s payback for that F!” >D
18. Be Tardy. When your teacher asks why u were late say “My goldfish died.” Then burst into tears. :D
19. When turning in a paper, write this paper will self destruct in 5 seconden and the bottom.
20. When u leave the class bow and say “May the force be with you, young one.”
21. toon up to class (now they got to do their job XD SUCKERS!)
22. Everytime the PA comes on act surprised and scream “NO NOT THE VOICES AGAIN! MAKE THEM STOP!!!!!!”
23. Every time the morning announcements start look around the rooms ceiling and say “GOD? It that you?!?!”
24. Whisper to the person volgende to you. When the teacher comes up behind you, scream “OMG GET AWAY! RAPE! RAPE! RAPE!!!!!!!!!!!!”
25. When its time for the pledge of allegiance, while everyone says it, yell out random things (Pickle, pepto bismol, abortion, cow, etc.) and mess everyone up.
26. Walk into class dancing the Macarena.
27. Tell your teacher u heard the other teachers talking about him/her in the teachers lounge.
28. During an exam, act like u need help really badly. (wave to the teacher, say psssst a lot, jump in your seat, act like your trying to land a plane etc.)
29. When u graduate, hug your teacher and say, “I’M GONNA MISS u SOOOOOOO MUCH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!”
30. When you’re an adult, look up your old teacher in a phone book. Then go to their house in the middle of the night. Sneak up door their bed, Give him/her a twisted and demented look and say “Heh….I’m back….MUAHAHAHA!”
31.Everytime she/he says 'who' correct her to say 'whom' even if its incorrect
32.Speak like Yoda
33.Correct her/him whenever she says 'good' instead of 'well'
34.Speak and write only in Pig Latin - claim it is your native language
35.Raise your hand and say "I totally agree" after everything your teacher says
36.Come late to class in a Spider-Man cosume, say there was "a disturbance"
37.Ask if why she asks vragen if she "supposedly" knows the answer.
38.Tell her u know shakespeare personally, and her/his interpretations are wrong
39.when the teacher turns to write on the board, throw paper of rubbers at them
40.When the teacher says to “take a seat”, u answer “take it where”.
41.When the teacher calls your name at roll call, u answer “Absent
42.If u so happened to not turn in your homework say, your class pet ate it.
43.Tell your teacher you’ll turn in your homework, as soon as your parents finish doing it
44.Fold your homework into a paper airplane and fly it to the teacher’s desk. Extra points if it hits the teachers head
45.Argue with your teacher about your test grade and claim it was supposed to be one of two points higher than it actually is.
46.Use crayon for important assignments
47.When possible, eat food in class. Loud, crunchy food
48.Write so small on your paper that the teacher can barely read it.
49.Blurt out the antwoorden to the teachers questions
50.Raise your hand. When the teacher calls on you, look innocent and say “I was just stretching”.
51.. When the teacher says “Pay attention please” reply “how much should I pay?”
52.Right after the teacher gives directions say “huh”.
i got a lot of these from jus copyinqq +& pastinqq so dont give mehh alL the credit!!
2. After everything your teacher says, ask why.
3. If your teacher is yelling at a classmate, wait for them to finish their tantrum then ask” DOES SOMEBODY NEED A HUG?????” very loudly.
4. If your teacher starts blowing up at u for saying that simply reply “Wow, I can tell you’re a blast at parties”
5. Dress up like L (Death Note) and walk in with no shoes.
6. If your teacher asks “why aren’t u wearing shoes” u reply door standing on the table, pointing at him/her and yelling “YOUR KIRA!!!!!!!!!!!”.
7. (Back to normal clothes) Sit in a corner and wait for everyone to stare at you. When they do, grab your head and scream “ THE LIGHT! MAKE IT STOP! ARGH IT BURNS!!!!”
8. Flick pieces of paper around the class.
9. When your teacher tells u to stop, kruis your arms and say “your racist against paper aren’t you.”
10.Don’t do your Homework.
11. When your teacher asks u why u didn’t do your homework say “I dropped it while beating up this guy for saying you’re the worst teacher ever.” then smile and sit.
12. When u have a sub, wait for them to write their name on the board. Then when they say hello my name it Mr./Mrs (insert name here), u stand up and say “PROVE IT!”
13.During a test, raise your hand and wait for your teacher to walk over to you. Then when they whisper, “what do u need help on?” u smirk and whisper “I know what u did last summer” XD (A/n: gets them every time!!!!)
14. Wear your Sasuke costume to school.
15.When he/she stares at you, say “I know what your thinking, but this symbol on my back does not mean I’m a pokemon,”
16. 5 minuten after saying that throw a poke ball at your teachers head and scream “ GOTTA CATCH THEM ALL!!!!!!!”
16. Accuse him/her of being Itachi Uchiha. Then give them a paranoid, bloodthirsty look.
17. (Back in normal clothes) hand candy out to everyone then walk up to your teacher and say “HA! None for u =P that’s payback for that F!” >D
18. Be Tardy. When your teacher asks why u were late say “My goldfish died.” Then burst into tears. :D
19. When turning in a paper, write this paper will self destruct in 5 seconden and the bottom.
20. When u leave the class bow and say “May the force be with you, young one.”
21. toon up to class (now they got to do their job XD SUCKERS!)
22. Everytime the PA comes on act surprised and scream “NO NOT THE VOICES AGAIN! MAKE THEM STOP!!!!!!”
23. Every time the morning announcements start look around the rooms ceiling and say “GOD? It that you?!?!”
24. Whisper to the person volgende to you. When the teacher comes up behind you, scream “OMG GET AWAY! RAPE! RAPE! RAPE!!!!!!!!!!!!”
25. When its time for the pledge of allegiance, while everyone says it, yell out random things (Pickle, pepto bismol, abortion, cow, etc.) and mess everyone up.
26. Walk into class dancing the Macarena.
27. Tell your teacher u heard the other teachers talking about him/her in the teachers lounge.
28. During an exam, act like u need help really badly. (wave to the teacher, say psssst a lot, jump in your seat, act like your trying to land a plane etc.)
29. When u graduate, hug your teacher and say, “I’M GONNA MISS u SOOOOOOO MUCH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!”
30. When you’re an adult, look up your old teacher in a phone book. Then go to their house in the middle of the night. Sneak up door their bed, Give him/her a twisted and demented look and say “Heh….I’m back….MUAHAHAHA!”
31.Everytime she/he says 'who' correct her to say 'whom' even if its incorrect
32.Speak like Yoda
33.Correct her/him whenever she says 'good' instead of 'well'
34.Speak and write only in Pig Latin - claim it is your native language
35.Raise your hand and say "I totally agree" after everything your teacher says
36.Come late to class in a Spider-Man cosume, say there was "a disturbance"
37.Ask if why she asks vragen if she "supposedly" knows the answer.
38.Tell her u know shakespeare personally, and her/his interpretations are wrong
39.when the teacher turns to write on the board, throw paper of rubbers at them
40.When the teacher says to “take a seat”, u answer “take it where”.
41.When the teacher calls your name at roll call, u answer “Absent
42.If u so happened to not turn in your homework say, your class pet ate it.
43.Tell your teacher you’ll turn in your homework, as soon as your parents finish doing it
44.Fold your homework into a paper airplane and fly it to the teacher’s desk. Extra points if it hits the teachers head
45.Argue with your teacher about your test grade and claim it was supposed to be one of two points higher than it actually is.
46.Use crayon for important assignments
47.When possible, eat food in class. Loud, crunchy food
48.Write so small on your paper that the teacher can barely read it.
49.Blurt out the antwoorden to the teachers questions
50.Raise your hand. When the teacher calls on you, look innocent and say “I was just stretching”.
51.. When the teacher says “Pay attention please” reply “how much should I pay?”
52.Right after the teacher gives directions say “huh”.
i got a lot of these from jus copyinqq +& pastinqq so dont give mehh alL the credit!!
1. read
2. go outside
3. do ur homework
4. go around the house saying random things until u cry laughing
5. continue reading this
6. Walk up to siblings and say random things until they hit u and then say u r cracking them up
7. play cards
8. dance
9. play checkers
10.read about canadian dudes
11. hit ur siblings, run 2 mommy and say, They hit me!!!!!
12. go on utube
13.talk on phone 4 hrs.
14. go on another fanclub
15. try 2 find me on facebook and figure out im not on, i dnt have an account
16. go on google look up vlaamse gaai, jay leno, find 15 jokes and have a 13 round comedy c ontest with ur bff
17. write on ur wall
18. write on other peoples walls
19. add random people as ur fans
20. read another forum.
2. go outside
3. do ur homework
4. go around the house saying random things until u cry laughing
5. continue reading this
6. Walk up to siblings and say random things until they hit u and then say u r cracking them up
7. play cards
8. dance
9. play checkers
10.read about canadian dudes
11. hit ur siblings, run 2 mommy and say, They hit me!!!!!
12. go on utube
13.talk on phone 4 hrs.
14. go on another fanclub
15. try 2 find me on facebook and figure out im not on, i dnt have an account
16. go on google look up vlaamse gaai, jay leno, find 15 jokes and have a 13 round comedy c ontest with ur bff
17. write on ur wall
18. write on other peoples walls
19. add random people as ur fans
20. read another forum.
okay, on my 5 completely random things to do...
5) sing the alphabet backwards in german while painting a picture of yourself riding a tandem bike
4) clip out something from the newspaper and tape it to your shirt
3) try to do the chicken dance as long as u can
2) walk into walmart and ask where the nearest walmart is and directions to it
1) scream "where did i put my flaming green octopus?" as loud as u can in a public place (ie. school, mall...bathroom)
i recommend u try these. 2 and 1 are my faves.
5) sing the alphabet backwards in german while painting a picture of yourself riding a tandem bike
4) clip out something from the newspaper and tape it to your shirt
3) try to do the chicken dance as long as u can
2) walk into walmart and ask where the nearest walmart is and directions to it
1) scream "where did i put my flaming green octopus?" as loud as u can in a public place (ie. school, mall...bathroom)
i recommend u try these. 2 and 1 are my faves.
The top, boven six reasons computers must be female:
6. As soon as u have one, a better one is just around the corner.
5. No one but the creator understands the internal logic.
4. Even your smallest mistakes are immediately committed to memory for future reference.
3. The native language used to communicate with other computers is incomprehensible to everyone else.
2. The message "Bad Command of File Name" is about as informative as
"If u don't know why I'm mad at you, then I'm certainly not going to tell you".
AND THE NUMBER ONE REASON COMPUTERS ARE FEMALE:
As soon as u make a commitment to one, u find yourself spending half of your paycheck on accessories for it.
6. As soon as u have one, a better one is just around the corner.
5. No one but the creator understands the internal logic.
4. Even your smallest mistakes are immediately committed to memory for future reference.
3. The native language used to communicate with other computers is incomprehensible to everyone else.
2. The message "Bad Command of File Name" is about as informative as
"If u don't know why I'm mad at you, then I'm certainly not going to tell you".
AND THE NUMBER ONE REASON COMPUTERS ARE FEMALE:
As soon as u make a commitment to one, u find yourself spending half of your paycheck on accessories for it.
1.everyone around u has an attitude problem
2.your adding chocolate chips to your cheese omelet
3.the dryer has shrunk every last pair of your jeans
4.your husband/boyfriend is suddenly agreeing to everything u say
5.your using your cellphone to dial up every bumpersticker that says "hows my driving call 1-800-***-dating"
6.everyone head looks like an invitation to batting practice
7.you're convinced theres a god and he's male
8.you're counting down the days till menopause
9.you're sure everyone is scheming to dive u crazy
10.the ibuprofen bottle is empty and u just bought it yesterday
11.you just want to stempel, punch someone without a reason
12.if u start wondering if pms is excuse to get away with murder
13.if u were to busy thinking about ways to kill the last person who got on your nerves to realize I was only supposed to give u 10
a little starotype but funny
*i didn't write this,just so u know*
2.your adding chocolate chips to your cheese omelet
3.the dryer has shrunk every last pair of your jeans
4.your husband/boyfriend is suddenly agreeing to everything u say
5.your using your cellphone to dial up every bumpersticker that says "hows my driving call 1-800-***-dating"
6.everyone head looks like an invitation to batting practice
7.you're convinced theres a god and he's male
8.you're counting down the days till menopause
9.you're sure everyone is scheming to dive u crazy
10.the ibuprofen bottle is empty and u just bought it yesterday
11.you just want to stempel, punch someone without a reason
12.if u start wondering if pms is excuse to get away with murder
13.if u were to busy thinking about ways to kill the last person who got on your nerves to realize I was only supposed to give u 10
a little starotype but funny
*i didn't write this,just so u know*
If you’re an animal lover, like me, this story might be to much to take. But I can’t believe people can be so cruel. But I believe that when someone abuses a poor defenseless animal, that someone should be gegeven LIFE in prison without the possibility of parole.
A Mesa, Arizona man who killed a 6-week-old kitten after a pet python refused to eat it was gegeven three years of supervised probation on Friday.
Jeremy Tuffly, 29, pleaded guilty May 11 in Maricopa County Superior Court to one count of cruelty to animals, a Class 6 felony, court records show.
The charge followed after Maricopa County Sheriff's Office deputies learned of a DVD tonen Tuffly repeatedly throwing the kitten at the python in 2002 in an attempt to get the snake to attack it, according to MCSO.
When the python failed to eat the kitten, Tuffly kicked it across the yard, authorities previously said. The kitten then died.
A Mesa, Arizona man who killed a 6-week-old kitten after a pet python refused to eat it was gegeven three years of supervised probation on Friday.
Jeremy Tuffly, 29, pleaded guilty May 11 in Maricopa County Superior Court to one count of cruelty to animals, a Class 6 felony, court records show.
The charge followed after Maricopa County Sheriff's Office deputies learned of a DVD tonen Tuffly repeatedly throwing the kitten at the python in 2002 in an attempt to get the snake to attack it, according to MCSO.
When the python failed to eat the kitten, Tuffly kicked it across the yard, authorities previously said. The kitten then died.
1- be always self confident , have some self a steam .
2- be always c00l.
3- turn off ur cellphone during the date...always.
4-be always happy, happy with everything..with ur life.
5- if u really want him as ur bf of date.....try to be cool ,use the words like: yeah totally,or however....try to be little care less about him... ...lol
6- dont be bushy....stay calm and dont complain alot ....jst a little but not alot....
i cant remember anymore so......ill see u the volgende time.....thank u all for reading this..and plz commentaar ,have all a gr8 day..peace ^_^
