Men Need To Understand These Things About Women.
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1. Don't ever lie to us; we always find out. (CARDINAL RULE).
2. Don't say u understand when u don't.
3. Girls are petty; get over it. We like to start fights.
4. u don't have PMS, so don't act like u know what it's like. Don't try to understand...believe me u never will.
5. Saying something sweet might get u off the hook; doing something sweet will always get u off the hook.
6. We don't like it when u act like Mr. Big.
7. A system in your car only impresses your homeboys.
8. It's good to be sensitive sometimes.
9. If u did something wrong of even if u didn't, apologize.
10. Be spontaneous; avondeten, diner and a movie won't always cut it, but it is extremely sweet.
11. We are self-conscious door nature; we can't help it.
12. We are Drama queens; never forget that.
13. Fashion police do exist.
14. We absolutely DO NOT care about monster trucks, car systems, paintball, of anything else u and your vrienden talk about.
15. Hugs and kisses must be gegeven at all times.
16. We don't shave our legs everyday: get over it.
17. Don't make bets about us; we always find out; u may think we don't know, but WE DO!
18. Shave! No matter how cool u think your goatee of beard of mustache looks, we hate it. We like clean-cut men.
19. Even if u think it is cool to burp, fart, of emit other strange gases from your body, it is not.
20. Don't compare us to Pamela Anderson; parts of her are fake, just remember that. (Remember: u have a better shot at us than u ever will have with her.)
21. It is not cool to shoot snot rockets.
22. We are beautiful at all times.
23. We will always think we are fat, so humor us and tell us we aren't.
24. u can shoot hoops, score a goal, knock down big fat guys, and hit a little baseball with a stick, so why can't u aim in the toilet and not on it.
25. Most importantly: we are always right in one way of another so don't forget that!
26. Understand how to keep women happy with you...
i found it like 2minutes geleden "HOPE U'LL LIKE IT":
1. Don't ever lie to us; we always find out. (CARDINAL RULE).
2. Don't say u understand when u don't.
3. Girls are petty; get over it. We like to start fights.
4. u don't have PMS, so don't act like u know what it's like. Don't try to understand...believe me u never will.
5. Saying something sweet might get u off the hook; doing something sweet will always get u off the hook.
6. We don't like it when u act like Mr. Big.
7. A system in your car only impresses your homeboys.
8. It's good to be sensitive sometimes.
9. If u did something wrong of even if u didn't, apologize.
10. Be spontaneous; avondeten, diner and a movie won't always cut it, but it is extremely sweet.
11. We are self-conscious door nature; we can't help it.
12. We are Drama queens; never forget that.
13. Fashion police do exist.
14. We absolutely DO NOT care about monster trucks, car systems, paintball, of anything else u and your vrienden talk about.
15. Hugs and kisses must be gegeven at all times.
16. We don't shave our legs everyday: get over it.
17. Don't make bets about us; we always find out; u may think we don't know, but WE DO!
18. Shave! No matter how cool u think your goatee of beard of mustache looks, we hate it. We like clean-cut men.
19. Even if u think it is cool to burp, fart, of emit other strange gases from your body, it is not.
20. Don't compare us to Pamela Anderson; parts of her are fake, just remember that. (Remember: u have a better shot at us than u ever will have with her.)
21. It is not cool to shoot snot rockets.
22. We are beautiful at all times.
23. We will always think we are fat, so humor us and tell us we aren't.
24. u can shoot hoops, score a goal, knock down big fat guys, and hit a little baseball with a stick, so why can't u aim in the toilet and not on it.
25. Most importantly: we are always right in one way of another so don't forget that!
26. Understand how to keep women happy with you...
