MY CAT BUBBA WILL WALK ACROSS ME TO GET 2 PLACES... SO ONE dag I WAS SLEEPING I WAS HAPPY,PEACEFUL, AND EVERYTHING U COULD IMAGINE UNTIL... BUBBA JUMPS ON THE bed AND I GUESS HE WANTED TO GET 2 THE OTHER SIDE SO HE WALKED ACROSS MY HEAD 2 GET THERE.... THAT WOKE ME UP AND IT WAS LIKE 5:00 IN THE MORNING... I WAS MAD SO MY MOM YELLED AT HIM 4 ME..... THE volgende MORNING I WAS SO TIRED...

AND SOMETIMES IF BUBBA WANTS 2 GET TO THE OTHER SIDE HE WILL STILL WALK ACROSS MY HEAD! BUT I DONT GET MAD MUCH ANYMORE BUT ITS SO FUNNY... SO THAT WAS MY STORY ABOUT MY HILARIOUS/FUNNY CAT BUBBA

THE END... -BY ROLIE1!!!

Okay so one dag my mom was home pagina alone and she walked into the house and there was a eekhoorn sitting on the couch. My mom started screaming and the eekhoorn started flying all over the house!! She stood on the back of the divan, bank and the eekhoorn flew all around her and she was like so scared!!! She called my dad and told him to come home pagina so he did and then when he walked in the door he got my remote car and it finally flew out the door!!!!!!!!!!!!! LOL!!! She was scared every night to go to sleep for like 8 weeks cause she thought the eekhoorn was in her bed!!!

Step 1: Form crush

Step 2: Stalk crush on Facebook

Step 3: Talk to vrienden about crush

Step 4: Talk to family about crush

Step 5: Talk to Internet people about crush

Step 6: Obsess over crush on blog

Step 7: Dream about crush

Step 8: Doodle crush's name on books

Step 9: Fall in love with crush

Step 10: Imagine having babies with crush

Step 11: Form an unhealthy obsession with what crush does every day

Step 12: Cry at night because of crush

Step 13: Imagine flirting with crush

Step 14: Dress to impress crush

Step 15: Become depressed because crush does not notice

Step 16: Hate any girl that talks to crush

Step 17: Stalk crush on Twitter

Step 18: Learn crush's favourite color, animal, activity, etc

Step 19: Send anonymous packages to crush's house

Step 20: Never ask crush out

The End.

1. chewed chewing gum under your tafel, tabel must never be wasted once in your mouth the taste is like OMG it tastes of syliva

2. If u lick your sweat u can see the future

3. screaming every time someone calls your name is normal

4. yur teacher has seen u in da douche no JOKE

4. people be sick on u all the time right want to know why it because your ugly

5.i am your biological father i am also your grandma i have no teeth

6.Aliens will abduct u one dag and steal your brain

7.you will live on a farm

8.im sorry but u see dat guy behind u he is going to kill u

9. i like flying wid da monkeys

10. u cany dance of sing so PLEASE STOP TRYING

11. i am a pervert and im comming for u hallo sexi