really don't hate you, I'm just severely allergic to stupidity
I'm not having a battle of wits with you, I refuse to fight a unarmed opponent
Who ever says "words can't hurt you" has never been hit in the face with a dictionary
People say money can't buy happiness. They LIE. Money can buy a jet-ski. u ever see anyone unhappy on a jet-ski? Well?
Wants to know...If guns kill people, can I blame misspelled words on my pencil?
Kids in back seats cause accidents, accidents in back seats cause kids
Everyone's entitled to be stupid but u are abusing the privilege
Why yes, I do frequently burst out in song
I mean Come on, really who took my crayons??
I'm not a stalker I'm just curious... door the way your out of melk
Wonders why they tell u to smile for your drivers license... You're not going to be smiling when a cop pulls u over
Going to sue Red stier for false advertisement and medical bills. They looked at me funny when I explained that I should have had wings when I jumped..
The wrapper on the toilet paper roll read "100% recycled". Really stop and think about that.
Of course I'll try to see things from your point of view, as soon as u pull your head out of your ass.
"Strap-on" is "no-parts" spelled backwards. Coincidence?
Dares u to press ALT + F4
Knows that the gras is always greener, when it's rolled up in a paper
Is wondering if u choke a smurf, what color does it turn???
I am going to Consumer Affairs. I bought a packet of M&M;'s and it was full of W's
I thought of u today. I threw up in my mouth a little. I'm sure it was just a coincidence.
So sorry I missed you, I ran out of bullets.
I'm not having a battle of wits with you, I refuse to fight a unarmed opponent
Who ever says "words can't hurt you" has never been hit in the face with a dictionary
People say money can't buy happiness. They LIE. Money can buy a jet-ski. u ever see anyone unhappy on a jet-ski? Well?
Wants to know...If guns kill people, can I blame misspelled words on my pencil?
Kids in back seats cause accidents, accidents in back seats cause kids
Everyone's entitled to be stupid but u are abusing the privilege
Why yes, I do frequently burst out in song
I mean Come on, really who took my crayons??
I'm not a stalker I'm just curious... door the way your out of melk
Wonders why they tell u to smile for your drivers license... You're not going to be smiling when a cop pulls u over
Going to sue Red stier for false advertisement and medical bills. They looked at me funny when I explained that I should have had wings when I jumped..
The wrapper on the toilet paper roll read "100% recycled". Really stop and think about that.
Of course I'll try to see things from your point of view, as soon as u pull your head out of your ass.
"Strap-on" is "no-parts" spelled backwards. Coincidence?
Dares u to press ALT + F4
Knows that the gras is always greener, when it's rolled up in a paper
Is wondering if u choke a smurf, what color does it turn???
I am going to Consumer Affairs. I bought a packet of M&M;'s and it was full of W's
I thought of u today. I threw up in my mouth a little. I'm sure it was just a coincidence.
So sorry I missed you, I ran out of bullets.