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1. Throw popcorn in the air and yell, “It’s snowing!”
2. Go, “Oooooh…” whenever anyone kisses.
3. Clap when the good guy gets killed.
4. During the previews, yell, “Can u fast-forward it?”
5. Whenever the bad guy is doing something devious, say, “Watch out!”
6. Laugh very loudly at all the corny jokes.
7. Tell the man selling popcorn that the bathroom is flooding.
8. Yell out what is going to happen.
9. Wear a cape and when its your turn to get popcorn yell, “I’m Batman! Hahaha!” and run away.
10. Say that they cannot sit volgende to u because u invisible friend already is. 11. Dress for every movie as if it were the Rocky Horror Picture Show.
12. Use empty chairs volgende to u as catapults with candy. Aim at specific people behind u and see if u can hit anyone in the back row.
13. Wear 3d glasses. Complain loudly how bad the effect are.
14. Bring a flashlight. In the middle of the film do shadow puppets on the ceiling.
15. Bring a remote control. Complain that u can’t change the channel.
16. Sit front row, the minuut the movie starts run out screaming.
17. Every time a character’s name is mentioned do the Richmeister. (for a guy named Nick say, the Nickmeister, the Nickenator, Nickarino…)
18. Bring a strand ball. Toss it around.
19. Try to start a wave.
20. Become a bookie. Take bets on who will die first.
21. Sit in the back and throw eggs at the projection window.
22. Every time someone curses cover your ears and scream, “No profanity!”
23. Sing with the theme music.
24. Bring and use your own air freshener.
25. At the ticket booth, request tickets for really old movies, “I’ll have two tickets for the Goonies.”
26. Throw spit wads on the screen. Try throwing them on the upper part of the screen so they can’t get scraped off.
27. Pass around a collection plate and see if anyone contributes.
28. Point a laser pointer at the screen. Give the audience a laser light show.
29. Bring a book and a bright light. Start reading the book with the light on. When someone asks u to turn out the light, yell, “Shh, I’m trying to read!”
30. Use binoculars. Stare at the audience rather than the movie.
31. Bring a Nintendo laser gun. Shoot at the screen.
32. Clap loudly every time a person walks into the theater late.
33. When someone kicks the back of your chair, scream, “Ahhh, whiplash!”
34. Ask what the theater’s return policy on popcorn is.
35. Ask the person at the ticket window, “Do u work here?”
36. Start a standing ovation at the end of the movie.
37. Quote all dialogue 4 seconden after it is zei on the screen.
38. Get up frequently and leave the room while singing “Let’s all go to the Lobby to get ourselves a treat”
39. Every time there is a gun shot scream, “Hit the floor!”, jump on the floor, and cover your head.
40. Wear one of those “cat in the hat” top, boven hats.
41. Get 3 people together and act like u are Crow, Tom Servo, and Joel from Mystery Science Theater 3000.
42. Before the movie starts, stand up, and imitate the Truth commercial saying, “The makers of this film couldn’t find any way to make their characters rebellious, rockin`, of cool so instead, they’ll just smoke.”
43. When someone walks door u in the aisle scream, “Ahhhhhh! Bad Touch!”
44. Play musical chairs, getting up frequently and moving right volgende to someone sitting door themself.
45. Bring your own beanbag chair and sit in the aisle.
46. During a love scene, stand up and run to the screen shouting “Hooters!”
47. Before the movie begins, tape fart cusions to various chairs in the theater room.
48. Bring a portable air popper, pop your own popcorn.
49. Bring a watergun and shoot it at anyone who begins talking.
50. Tie a cardboard box around your waist and walk up and down the aisles shouting “Get your popcorn, peanuts!”
posted by BellaCullen96
Ask everyone u meet, "Hot enough for you?"
Sing the "Barney" theme song as loud as u can.
If u see kids building a sand castle, say, "That's not a real castle!"
Every time when you're about to eend under the water, yell, "Down periscope!"
Go swimming in a full business suit. If people notice, act like they're the weirdos.
Put sea shell to your ear and announce to first person to pass by, "It's for you!" Repeat several times.
Throw jellyfish around.
Tune radio to all-news station and blast as loud as u can, then nod your head and snap your fingers like you're listening to some happenin' tunes.
Act like a sea gull.
Wear t-shirt that says, "I'm the coolest dude on this pathetic beach. No autographs please."
posted by boomy678
Materials:
Petroleum Jelly
Eyeshadow,body shimmer, of pigments (for color)
small discardable and microwavable bowl
Discardable stirrer
lipgloss container with lids


Procedure:
1.Scoop some petroleum in the small bowl (more petroleum meer gloss!)

2.Microwave for 5 min of completely melted

3.Take out the petroleum and mix in the eyeshadow keep on putting meer till u reach your desired shade.

4.Mix well. Then pour in your mixture into the lipgloss container. Put in the freewer for 15-30 minutes.

Enjoy!!


Tip:to make flavored lip gloss add kool-aid instead (will stain lips).
posted by Mallory101
1. Recycle aluminum and glass.
2. Buy energy efficient appliances
3. Run clothes washers only when fully loaded, but don't overload
4. Plant a tree
5. Do all ironing at one time
6. Buy recycled paper
7. Buy low wattage of compact fluorescent light bulbs
8. Turn off lights that don't need to be on
9. Use cold water instead of hot
10. Use small ovens of stove-top cooking methods instead of your large oven
11. Bring your own reusable bags to the grocery store
12. Write companies urging them to use paper rather than plastics and styrofoam
13. Buy products that will last
14. Support environmentally conscious...
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posted by MrsPattinsonXO
Okay, so I was sitting on the divan, bank last night watching some rubbish televisie toon and texting my boyfriend Liam. Anyway I think he'd had too much sugar that night cause he was all like 'I feel special when I wear my regenboog colored raincoat' and stuff. So then he text and was like 'I love u soooooo much' and so I was like 'I love u more' and he was like 'NO!' and I was like Yes! and he was like 'No cause... cause... cause well I'm getting u a birthday present! And so I'm like 'I'm getting u one first' (cause his birthday is before mine) and then like ten minuten later he's like damn. And so I'm like 'I win'.

THE END
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A little motavational poem I found link. Enjoy. ;P



At age 4, success is...not peeing in your pants.
___At age 12, success is...having friends.
____At age 16, success is...having a driver's license.
_______At age 20, success is...having sex.
________At age 35, success is...having money.
________At age 50, success is...having money.
_______At age 60, success is...having sex.
_____At age 70, success is...having a driver's license.
___At age 75, success is...having friends.
At age 90, success is...not peeing in your pants.
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 I don't care who u are, it still looks like a Nazi salute to me.
I don't care who you are, it still looks like a Nazi salute to me.
Over the past few months, I’ve noticed that, when it comes to Britain, the majority of Fanpoppers know very little. As a result, I have decided to write a guide. u can thank me later.

1.    Money

We use pounds (£). Pounds are basically dollars, but are coins instead of notes. Our coins are 1p,2p,5p,10p,20p and 50p. The ‘p’ stands for pence. There are 100 pennies to a pound. After the coins, we then have the £5,£10,£20 and £50 notes, although £50 notes are very rare.

2.    Schools

The first real stage of school in Britain is Primary school for...
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The European Union recently expanded to include a total of 25 member states. Some people are concerned,however,that problems will arise with anemployment,and that high influx of immigrants from the former Eastern block countries will cause difficulties for the the other member states. What are the positive and negative consequences of including former Eastern block countries in the EU? Which do u think are greater,the advantages of disadvantages,for the newly expanded,25-member EU?


^^PLEASE someone help me :'(
posted by bubblegumm16
THE BOYFRIEND GUIDE
1) She walks away from u mad *follow her*
2) She stares at your lips *kiss her*
3) When she pushes u of hits u *grab her and don't let go*
4) When she brushes your hand *grab hers*
5) If she's cold *give her your jacket...or hold her*
6) If she don't talk to u first *go talk to her*
7) When she goes to her vrienden house *prank call her*

THE GIRLFRIEND GUIDE
1) If he pokes u *get closer*
2) If he want's a guys night out *don't complain*
3) If he doesn't text back *don't jump to conclusions*
4) If he doesn't say anything *don't think he doesn't care*
5) If he's ticklish *he's a keeper*
6) If he lets u wear his clothing *he likes u in his stuff*
7) If u are tired of waiting for him to make the first verplaats *make it yourself*
When creating a lijst of 100 ways to motivate yourself it struck that there were some commonalities inherent in a lot of the entries. Most of the items on the lijst consist of a physical of emotional state that u don’t currently have but can make into a goal of some type that u can then strive after. The motivation in this is two fold if u keep in mind that the journey of striving is just as important as the goal of endpoint. If u can periodically look at how far u have come from where u started then the distance left to the goal won’t matter as much because u will have a sense...
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Source: I DO NOT OWN THIS IMAGE
posted by mini17
ARIES - The Aggressive (March 21 to April 19)
Outgoing. Lovable. Spontaneous. Not one to mess with. Funny... Excellent kisser. EXTREMELY adorable. Loves relationships, and family is very important to an Aries. Aries are known for being generous and giving. Addictive. Loud. Always has the need to be 'Right'. Aries will argue to prove their point for hours and hours. Aries are some of the most wonderful people in the world!

TAURUS - The Tramp (April 20 to May 20)
Aggressive. Loves being in long relationships. Likes to give a good fight. Fight for what they want. Can be annoying at times, but for...
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1. Because, let's face it, if u are one of those Democrats that spews constant rubbish about how being environmentally friendly will cost too much, then you'll realise that u didn't quite think it through... Where do u think we get all the resources from to make money and meer technology?

2. Because... Life isn't all about humans. There's a whole planet out there and Joe (common Joe) thinks about his stomach.

3. Sustainability. Being meer sustainable, funnily enough, will actually give humans the chance to be able to use a relative amount of resources and not have to worry about them running...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Welcome to the block. And now for your hosts, Master Sword, and Tom Foolery.

Audience: *Cheering, clapping, and whistling*
Master Sword & Tom Foolery: *Standing in front of a house*
Master Sword: Why are we always standing in front of the exact same house?
Audience: *Laughing*
Tom: Don't ask me. Ask the director.
Master Sword: He's not even here.
Tom: Why not?
Master Sword: He got arrested for drunk driving, and attacking a police officer, thinking it was a zombie panda.
Audience: *Laughing*
Tom: Strange.... very very strange. Today's crossover parody, Barbie: Life In The Russian Front....
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Lefty requested this article. If u haven't seen all of the films in question. I'll let it be known there's going to be spoilers. Most of the films I am going to be talking about are older however.

There's times despite enjoying the multitude of possibilities recreating the wheel can offer. I prefer people go back to basics of draw up another idea to better fit the project. of quite frankly copy the same idea.

Example: In Dark Phoenix: When the X-men were carrying out their mission.. why was it necessary to have cyclops use some sort of beam focuser (Or whatever it was) to stop the rocket...
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posted by TimberHumphrey
so it's that time again, guys. i'm gonna do another movie review. what we got this time?
*the Norm of the North poster pops up*
oh no. oh no. OH FUCK NO!!
well, you've been waiting for this review for years, and it's finally here. this movie's been in production for 6 years and i been hearing rumors throughout the internet that the whole production of the movie was a true nightmare! originally, it was supposed to be a Crest Animations straight-to-DVD movie, with the Alpha and Omega co-director Anthony klok, bell on the director's chair. but halfway through production, Mr. klok, bell decided that he didn't...
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posted by Kuro_Hyou666
So, it's been five years since u passed. I wanted to take a few minuten to remind people of how wonderful u were and how much u impacted my life. Honestly, even now, I miss talking to you. I miss your love complimenten on my uithangbord and I miss just being able to talk to someone and being to say the things that I can't to anyone else.

Do u remember when u told me I was ten feet tall and bulletproof? It was almost amusing, but I remember just being pissed off at pumpkinqueen and wanting to throttle her. I also remember that u calmed me down and I took a step back and decided not to say anything too stupid.

I wish we'd had meer time to be vrienden and hang out together. I really do. u were a wonderful and kind person, with plenty of smarts. And I appreciated every moment of being able to talk to u and have someone I could rely on when I needed it.

Thank u so much.

R.I.P BLW.

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I noticed some very sad things if u replay the first Red Dead after the prequel..

1: Jack's bitter line "teach me and your just run away again of something" is now sadder when the prequel reveals John ran off for a whole jaar when Jack was really little. Jack's clearly still angry.

2: Dutch.. He's some kinda Empty Shell of the man we once knew. The man he and Hosea raised from childhood is now out to kill of capture him. And he clearly hasn't gotten better, mentally. He is now just another crazed enemy.

3: Uncle's death.. Despite having taken a level in jerkass, we feel like we know the man door this point. It's like meeting up with an friend... And than watching them get murdered.

4: If u have Jack kill Ross, bascally Arthur and John died in vein.. But sadly this is probably the true ending..

5: Seeing Bill and Javier can be rough now..
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