Your alarm goes off, u hit the snooze and sleep for another 10 minutes.
He stays up for days on end.
u take a warm douche to help u wake up.
He goes days of weeks without running water.
u complain of a "headache", and call in sick.
He gets shot at as others are hit, and keeps moving forward.
u put on your anti war/don't support the troops shirt, and go meet up with your friends.
He still fights for your right to wear that shirt.
u make sure you're cell phone is in your pocket.
He clutches the kruis hanging on his chain volgende to his dog tags.
u talk trash about your "buddies" that aren't with you.
He knows he may not see some of his buddies again.
u walk down the beach, staring at all the pretty girls.
He walks the streets, searching for insurgents and terrorists.
u complain about how hot it is.
He wears his heavy gear, not daring to take off his helm to wipe his brow.
u go out to lunch, and complain because the restaurant got your order wrong.
He doesn't get to eat today.
Your maid makes your bed and washes your clothes.
He wears the same things for weeks, but makes sure his weapons are clean.
u go to the mall and get your hair redone.
He doesn't have time to brush his teeth today.
You're angry because your class ran 5 minuten over.
He's told he will be held over an extra 2 months.
u call your girlfriend and set a datum for tonight.
He waits for the mail to see if there is a letter from home.
u hug and kiss your girlfriend, like u do everyday.
He holds his letter close and smells his love's perfume.
u roll your eyes as a baby cries.
He gets a letter with pictures of his new child, and wonders if they'll ever meet.
u criticize your government, and say that war never solves anything.
He sees the innocent tortured and killed door their own people and remembers why he is fighting.
u hear the jokes about the war, and make fun of men like him.
He hears the gunfire, bombs, and screams of the wounded.
u see only what the media wants u to see.
He sees the broken bodies lying around him.
u are asked to go to the store door your parents. u don't.
He does exactly what he is told.
u stay at home pagina and watch TV.
He takes whatever time he is gegeven to call, write home, sleep, and eat.
u crawl into your soft bed, with down pillows, and get comfortable.
He crawls under a tank for shade and a 5 minuut nap, only to be woken door gunfire.
u sit there and judge him, saying the world is probably a worse place because of men like him.
If only there were meer men like him!
If u support your troops, send this on.
If it gets to a veteran who hasn't received it yet, it will bring back memories.
Only two defining forces have ever offered to die for you,
Jesus Christ and the American G.I.
One died for your soul, the other for your freedom.
He stays up for days on end.
u take a warm douche to help u wake up.
He goes days of weeks without running water.
u complain of a "headache", and call in sick.
He gets shot at as others are hit, and keeps moving forward.
u put on your anti war/don't support the troops shirt, and go meet up with your friends.
He still fights for your right to wear that shirt.
u make sure you're cell phone is in your pocket.
He clutches the kruis hanging on his chain volgende to his dog tags.
u talk trash about your "buddies" that aren't with you.
He knows he may not see some of his buddies again.
u walk down the beach, staring at all the pretty girls.
He walks the streets, searching for insurgents and terrorists.
u complain about how hot it is.
He wears his heavy gear, not daring to take off his helm to wipe his brow.
u go out to lunch, and complain because the restaurant got your order wrong.
He doesn't get to eat today.
Your maid makes your bed and washes your clothes.
He wears the same things for weeks, but makes sure his weapons are clean.
u go to the mall and get your hair redone.
He doesn't have time to brush his teeth today.
You're angry because your class ran 5 minuten over.
He's told he will be held over an extra 2 months.
u call your girlfriend and set a datum for tonight.
He waits for the mail to see if there is a letter from home.
u hug and kiss your girlfriend, like u do everyday.
He holds his letter close and smells his love's perfume.
u roll your eyes as a baby cries.
He gets a letter with pictures of his new child, and wonders if they'll ever meet.
u criticize your government, and say that war never solves anything.
He sees the innocent tortured and killed door their own people and remembers why he is fighting.
u hear the jokes about the war, and make fun of men like him.
He hears the gunfire, bombs, and screams of the wounded.
u see only what the media wants u to see.
He sees the broken bodies lying around him.
u are asked to go to the store door your parents. u don't.
He does exactly what he is told.
u stay at home pagina and watch TV.
He takes whatever time he is gegeven to call, write home, sleep, and eat.
u crawl into your soft bed, with down pillows, and get comfortable.
He crawls under a tank for shade and a 5 minuut nap, only to be woken door gunfire.
u sit there and judge him, saying the world is probably a worse place because of men like him.
If only there were meer men like him!
If u support your troops, send this on.
If it gets to a veteran who hasn't received it yet, it will bring back memories.
Only two defining forces have ever offered to die for you,
Jesus Christ and the American G.I.
One died for your soul, the other for your freedom.
u don't have to worry about 2012.
Here's a couple of reasons why:
1) The planets are not scheduled to align in 2012. In fact, there will be no major planetary alignments in the volgende few decades. Even if there were, planetary alignment would have a negligible effect on Earth.
2) There are no planets of asteroids that are set to crash into Earth. Astronomers are watching out for that sort of thing, and they haven't seen any.
3) The Mayan calendar will end in 2012. Rather than signifying the end of the world, what instead will happen is that the calendar will reset.
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Here's a couple of reasons why:
1) The planets are not scheduled to align in 2012. In fact, there will be no major planetary alignments in the volgende few decades. Even if there were, planetary alignment would have a negligible effect on Earth.
2) There are no planets of asteroids that are set to crash into Earth. Astronomers are watching out for that sort of thing, and they haven't seen any.
3) The Mayan calendar will end in 2012. Rather than signifying the end of the world, what instead will happen is that the calendar will reset.
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me: omg where are my keys *looks at sister* ......
*cuts her open and gets her guts out and finds my keys* there it is
mom: O_O
dad: o_o
brother: mommy!
me: uhhh hi?
sister: moves arms
me: heh heh *shoots my family*
LALALA!
HEH HEH ITS OKAY LITTLE TEDDY BEAR! *twitches eyes*
o_o
hi
heh heh *rocks* i love u teddy
MWAHAHAHAHHAHAHA MWAHAHAHAHAHAHA! he he lalalalalalala
rockysss lelele
hehehehehe
look over there
hehehehe
MWAHAHAHA MWAHAHAHAHA!
cat: meow!
me:huh no mr.whiskers its me ssook
my friend: AHHH!!!
o_o
*cuts her open and gets her guts out and finds my keys* there it is
mom: O_O
dad: o_o
brother: mommy!
me: uhhh hi?
sister: moves arms
me: heh heh *shoots my family*
LALALA!
HEH HEH ITS OKAY LITTLE TEDDY BEAR! *twitches eyes*
o_o
hi
heh heh *rocks* i love u teddy
MWAHAHAHAHHAHAHA MWAHAHAHAHAHAHA! he he lalalalalalala
rockysss lelele
hehehehehe
look over there
hehehehe
MWAHAHAHA MWAHAHAHAHA!
cat: meow!
me:huh no mr.whiskers its me ssook
my friend: AHHH!!!
o_o
Link I found this on: link
Just when we thought Facebook couldn’t impact our lives anymore, it found another way.
An Israeli couple has named their baby Like, after the Like button on Facebook. We’ve heard some unique names in our time, but this one is a bit silly. The couple claims they thought the name sounded “modern and innovative.”
Facebook did not pay the couple, obviously, but this incident shows how large a role social media play in our lives. volgende thing u know, parents will start naming their children, Facebook. Wait, that actually happened earlier this year! A man in Egypt named his daughter Facebook to express “his joy at the achievements made door the January 25 youth.”
Now we turn to our community. What do u think of these names? What’s the most unusual name you’ve ever heard of?
Thanks for reading.
Just when we thought Facebook couldn’t impact our lives anymore, it found another way.
An Israeli couple has named their baby Like, after the Like button on Facebook. We’ve heard some unique names in our time, but this one is a bit silly. The couple claims they thought the name sounded “modern and innovative.”
Facebook did not pay the couple, obviously, but this incident shows how large a role social media play in our lives. volgende thing u know, parents will start naming their children, Facebook. Wait, that actually happened earlier this year! A man in Egypt named his daughter Facebook to express “his joy at the achievements made door the January 25 youth.”
Now we turn to our community. What do u think of these names? What’s the most unusual name you’ve ever heard of?
Thanks for reading.