WARNING- THESE ARE NOT ANY EXCUSES FOR u INCASE u GET PULLED OVER door A COP. FUNNYSTUFFLOL IS NOT RESPONSIBLE FOR ANY DAMAGE u CAN SUFFER door SAYING THESE PHRASES TO AN OFFICER of ANY ONE ELSE!!!!


Can u hold my beer, I cant reach my license.

Sorry, Officer, I didn't realize my radar detector wasn't plugged in.

Aren't u the guy from the Village People?

Hey, u must've been doing' about 125 mph to keep up with me.
Good job!

Are u Andy of Barney?

I thought u had to be in relatively good physical condition to be a
police officer.

You're not gonna check the trunk, are you?

I pay your salary!

Gee, Officer! That's terrific. The last officer only gave me a warning,
too!

Do u know why u pulled me over? Okay, just so one of us does.

I was trying to keep up with traffic. Yes, I know there are no other
cars around. That's how far ahead of me they are.