Be proud of your gender
Reasons why u shoud be proud if your a
Guy
1. Phone conversations are over in 30 seconden flat
2. Movie nudity is almost always female
3. u know stuff about tanks
4. A five dag vacation requires only 1 suitcase
5. Toilet lines are 80% shorter
6. u can open all your own jars
7. Old vrienden don't give u crap if you've gained weight
8. Your ezel is never a factor in a job interview
9. All your orgasms are real
10. A bier gut does not make u invisible to the opposite sex
11. u can go to the toilet without a support group
12. Your last name stays put
13. u can kill your own food
14. The garage is all yours
15. u get extra credit for the slightest act of thoughtfulness
16. Nobody secretly wonders if u swallow
17. Sex means never worrying about your reputation
18. u don't have to shave below your neck
19. u don't have to curl up to a hairy ezel every night
20. Chocolate is just another snack
21. u get to think about sex 98% of the time
22. u can wear a white overhemd, shirt to a water park
23. The world is your urinal
24. Hot wax never comes near your pubic area
25. Same work ...more pay
26. Wedding dress $3,000 Tuxedo rental $100
27. Bachelor parties kick ezel over bridal showers
28. Someday u get to be a dirty old man
29. u can write your name in the snow
30. Baywatch
31. Playboy
32. Penthouse
33. u never have to clean the toilet
34. Forplay is optional
35. Nobody stops telling a good dirty joke when u walk into the room
36. u can sit with your knees apart no matter what u are wearing
37. People never glance at your chest when your talking to them
Girl
1. u know stuff about everyone
2. u rarely have to carry your own suitcases
3. Your life expectancy is 20% longer
4. u won't starve without a can opener
5. Multiple orgasms
6. Male pattern baldness
7. Nobody secretly wonders how big your bedieningshendel, joystick is
8. u smell better....no matter what
9. Long nails make great weapons
10. It's O.K. for u to marry for money
11. Crying gets u anything
12. You'll never have meer hair in your nose than on your head
13. u have meer hiding places on your body when crossing the border
14. u don't need a titel to be in charge of everything
15. Free flowers
16. Revenge is your specialty
17. u have the unconditional right to call anyone a Bastard.. Anytime ..anywhere
18. Nobody will ever slap u for telling a dirty joke
19. u can whip men for money
20. u know that penis size really does matter
21. u can walk down the straat without mentally undressing everyone around you
22. PMS means your right about anything.... Got a F$%^ing problem with that
23. u can admire another woman without your vrienden accusing u of being gay
24. Suing for sexual harassment
25. u know at least 20 ways to get a free dinner
26. Alimony
27. Short girls are "petite". Short guys are midgets
28. Your vrienden won't call u pussywhipped behind your back
29. u can "fake" anything
30. Someday you'll be a rich widow
31. u can get into a fenderbender and nobody vragen your womanhood
32. u don't have to worry about catching any major organs in a zipper
Reasons why u shoud be proud if your a
Guy
1. Phone conversations are over in 30 seconden flat
2. Movie nudity is almost always female
3. u know stuff about tanks
4. A five dag vacation requires only 1 suitcase
5. Toilet lines are 80% shorter
6. u can open all your own jars
7. Old vrienden don't give u crap if you've gained weight
8. Your ezel is never a factor in a job interview
9. All your orgasms are real
10. A bier gut does not make u invisible to the opposite sex
11. u can go to the toilet without a support group
12. Your last name stays put
13. u can kill your own food
14. The garage is all yours
15. u get extra credit for the slightest act of thoughtfulness
16. Nobody secretly wonders if u swallow
17. Sex means never worrying about your reputation
18. u don't have to shave below your neck
19. u don't have to curl up to a hairy ezel every night
20. Chocolate is just another snack
21. u get to think about sex 98% of the time
22. u can wear a white overhemd, shirt to a water park
23. The world is your urinal
24. Hot wax never comes near your pubic area
25. Same work ...more pay
26. Wedding dress $3,000 Tuxedo rental $100
27. Bachelor parties kick ezel over bridal showers
28. Someday u get to be a dirty old man
29. u can write your name in the snow
30. Baywatch
31. Playboy
32. Penthouse
33. u never have to clean the toilet
34. Forplay is optional
35. Nobody stops telling a good dirty joke when u walk into the room
36. u can sit with your knees apart no matter what u are wearing
37. People never glance at your chest when your talking to them
Girl
1. u know stuff about everyone
2. u rarely have to carry your own suitcases
3. Your life expectancy is 20% longer
4. u won't starve without a can opener
5. Multiple orgasms
6. Male pattern baldness
7. Nobody secretly wonders how big your bedieningshendel, joystick is
8. u smell better....no matter what
9. Long nails make great weapons
10. It's O.K. for u to marry for money
11. Crying gets u anything
12. You'll never have meer hair in your nose than on your head
13. u have meer hiding places on your body when crossing the border
14. u don't need a titel to be in charge of everything
15. Free flowers
16. Revenge is your specialty
17. u have the unconditional right to call anyone a Bastard.. Anytime ..anywhere
18. Nobody will ever slap u for telling a dirty joke
19. u can whip men for money
20. u know that penis size really does matter
21. u can walk down the straat without mentally undressing everyone around you
22. PMS means your right about anything.... Got a F$%^ing problem with that
23. u can admire another woman without your vrienden accusing u of being gay
24. Suing for sexual harassment
25. u know at least 20 ways to get a free dinner
26. Alimony
27. Short girls are "petite". Short guys are midgets
28. Your vrienden won't call u pussywhipped behind your back
29. u can "fake" anything
30. Someday you'll be a rich widow
31. u can get into a fenderbender and nobody vragen your womanhood
32. u don't have to worry about catching any major organs in a zipper
