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posted by jessicamc26

A stoner called the brand department and said, "Come quick my house is on fire!" The Fireman asked "How do we get there?" The stoner says "DUH, the big red truck!"

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deathding, Tdinoahiscute4 and 4 others like this

Spi_Kat_Penguin Uhhhh, ok, *giggles* -Kat

emmausa I don't think there's anything funny here, he's simply showing the fireman the way. slither io

~Burn~

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Source: My friend

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funny

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nom

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mary -kate olsen -perfect

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Random

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The Schizophrenic House

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Puns

posted by Bluekait

An expert farmer is outstanding in her field.

An incompetent ship captain grounds the warship he walks on.

Camels live in Camelfornia.

Cannibals like to meat people.

Hands are like bells, especially when they're wrung.

How about the beer that was hit door an 18-wheeler and splattered all over the place? They zei it was a grizzly accident.

How about the man who ran through a screen door? He strained himself.

If life is like a bowl of cherries, what's the rozijn, rozijnen for living?

In some places fog will never be mist.

Once upon a time, a tribe of cannibals caught a saint sent to them as a missionary...

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Solo

posted by nmdis

"Solo"

You speak to me
And in your words I hear a melody
But in the twilight it's so hard to see
What's wrong for me

I can't resist
Until u give the truth a little twist
As if you're gonna get away with this
You're not sorry

I can't believe I fell for this

I fell through the hole
Down at the bottom of your soul
Didn't think u could go
So low
Look at what you've done
You're losing me
Here's what you've won
Got me planning to go
Solo
Solo

u sing to me
Too bad u couldn't even stay on key
If your life is such a mystery
Why don't u stick to acting?

Here u go again...

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Piercing Lyrics

posted by nmdis

"Piercing"

Living in fear
Is not what u had
In mind for me
But holding to you
Is so hard
I cling to what I see

In a world where my emotions
Seem to rule my every move
They will challenge my devotion
To seek and know the truth

You're piercing me
This self will bleed
You're killing all
Of my securities
Lord, help me see the reality
That all I'll ever need is You

Here in this haze a distant light
Seems to draw me near
But in the shadow of my doubt
My faith just disappears

In a world where my emotions
Seem to rule my every move
They will challenge my devotion
To seek and know the truth

You're...

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Ice Cold's Lyrics

posted by nmdis

IceCold
She fell in love with a dope boy
Black diamonds on the neck of that dope boy
Big body Benz for that dope boy
Love every tattoo on that dope boy
She sheds tears for that dope boy
Shit, it is what it is for that dope boy
Handle minor biz for that dope boy
But the reward is major, so on and so forth
She can tell u door the Greyhound
She can toon u how to stay down
I can tell u 'bout to break down
VS1's all in my teef watch face now
Straight G's for your low esteem
A.P's for the whole team
As I run away from my obituary
Walking in the shit that'll get u buried
Miami's mine like I'm Pat Riley
Baselines...

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Come & Get It

posted by nmdis

Come and Get it
[chorus]
When you're ready come and get it (x2)
Na na na (x3)

When you're re-e-a-dy (x2)

When you're ready come and get it
Na na na (x3)

You ain’t gotta worry it’s an open invitation
I’ll be sittin’ right here real patient
All dag all night I’ll be waitin’ standby
Can’t stop because I love it, hate the way I love you
All dag all night maybe I’m addicted for life, no lie.
I’m not too shy to toon I love you, I got no regrets.
I love u much to, much to hide you, this love ain’t finished yet. This love ain’t finished yet…
So baby whenever you’re ready…

[chorus]
When...

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The Warrior Princess and the Elven Prince

posted by misscrazel

Chapter One: Salvador

Silver Monroe skipped up the stone steps to Westover High School. Silver could have easily gotten almost any boy she wanted; only she had yet to find the one meant for her. She walked swiftly down the long hallways to her first class; math.

After about ten minuten the boy sitting behind her raised his hand, asking for water. Silver had been in mostly the same classes as him almost the entire jaar and she had never heard him talk before. She had never really even noticed him before. He had long, blonde hair that was almost white and black eyes. The teacher, Mrs. Taylor dismissed...

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the mirror of fate chapter one: the chosen lands

posted by misscrazel

June 17th 100,000,000 BC 12 O'clock at night
Four children are born, quadruplets, the youngest born at the strike of midnight. The first child is named Queverial, the seconde Ceelarion, the third Ierailiasha, and the last one is named Mist. The father decides the last child should have a complex name as the others do but the mother has made up her mind that Mist is the perfect name.
Then she sends them through the mirror of fate to find there destiny and they may never return if they do not find it in time.

January 21st 90,000,000 BC 3:30 P.M.
The children grow up living in the chosen lands...

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I have no idea what to call this. O.O But it's chapter one.

posted by -SilverFey-

Just a few things before the story; one, if there's something u don't like about it, please tell me! I want it to be as good as it can be. ^-^ Just please tell me in a respectful way, please. I would appreciate that. Thank you.
Also, this story will be a little (well, meer than a little) bloody and violent, and there may be some cussing later on. Just a warning.
That being said, I hope u like it!
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Gnarled branches. Green leaves grew from them—green leaves spotted with yellows and reds. They rustled dryly, talking of the upcoming season of autumn....

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Schoolstuck: Chapter three

posted by canal

(Jade’s POV)

“John…I’m bored” I whined to my friend in the other room. “Well i’m sorry Jade, but i don’t know what do do about that” John zei walking in with a bowl of popcorn he popped himself. “What about Rose and Dave?” I asked sneaking some popcorn away from the bowl. “What about them?” Dave asked sitting the bowl on the coffee tafel, tabel in the middle of the room. “Can we invite them over? And can u change out of the girl’s uniform?” I asked. He cheeks grew pink, “It’s comfortable.” “Oh John, u little boy” I zei ruffling his hair up. “Fine Jade,...

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Truth on Justin Bieber

posted by Bluekait

There are some things about Justin Bieber, this "role model" for kids, that u may not know. Sorry to any of the Beliebers out there.

He's attacked and screamed obscenities at photographers. [1] He says rape happens for a reason. [2] He wrote in the guest book at Anne Frank's house that he "wishes she was a Belieber." [3] When he was asked to try being vegan, he spit out the vegan biefstuk that was specially prepared for him and made gagging sounds. [4] He peed in a restaurant kitchen. [5] He's frequently late to his own concerts. [6] He's been kicked out and banned from places for throwing temper...

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Why Dani from Hocus Pocus Annoys Me

posted by hatelarxene

Now, there's no denying that Dani is pretty adorable. She's playful and immature, just like a little girl should be, as u can see from the scene where she comes out of the closet and scares Max. She has the spirit of a cute little girl, as she loves trick-or-treating.

However, after the first few minuten of screen time she has, her character started going downhill for me. She screams for her mother at the top, boven of her lungs when Max refuses to take her trick-or-treating, which makes me think she's spoiled. She's acting all tough and brave against vlaamse gaai, jay and Ernie "Ice", but ends up doing this...

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An artikel written for the earth

posted by justinfangrrl

Hello, and Welcome to my article; in this artikel I will tell u about the environment, what's happening now, what will happen VERY soon if we continue to pollute the earth and what we can do to stop it.

I will also tell u about the Idle no more movement and the First Nations who are leading it; it's trying to save the environment, like me.

So read and enjoy; perhaps I shall educate u in a good way.

Everything in this artikel is true and based on Scientific, religious and environmental research and up to datum facts.

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Remember when the whole 2012 thing happened? Yeah, that was funny... Here...

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"Buckwild" ster Shain Gandee dead at 21, MTV cancels production for season 2 following his death.

posted by adultswimperson

We all know what rednecks in 'Murica do best, partying, drinking and being stupid as fuck, but this might surprise you.

Sources close to the death investigation say it's likely Shain died from carbon monoxide poisoning.

"Buckwild" ster Shain Gandee was found dead in a vehicle in West Virginia this morning ... 31 hours after the 21-year-old MTV reality ster had been reported missing, this according to law enforcement.

According to officials, Gandee, his 48-year-old uncle David Gandee, and a third unidentified body were discovered dead in the vehicle in Sissonville, West Virginia. There was no sign...