He only has one roeispaan in the water.
A few clowns short of a circus.
A few fries short of a Happy Meal.
An experiment in Artificial Stupidity.
A few beers short of a six-pack.
Dumber than a box of hair.
A few peas short of a casserole.
Doesn't have all her cornflakes in one box.
The wheel's spinning, but the hamster's dead.
One Fruit Loop shy of a full bowl.
One taco short of a combination plate.
A few feathers short of a whole duck.
All foam, no beer.
The cheese slid off her cracker.
Body door Fisher, brains door Mattel.
Couldn't pour water out of a boot with instructions on the heel.
He fell out of the Stupid boom and hit every branch on the way down.
An intellect rivaled only door garden tools.
As smart as bait.
Chimney's clogged.
Doesn't have all his dogs on one leash.
Doesn't know much but leads the league in nostril hair.
Elevator doesn't go all the way to the top, boven floor.
Forgot to pay her brain bill.
Her sewing machine's out of thread.
His antenna doesn't pick up all the channels.
His riem doesn't go through all the loops.
If she had another brain, it would be lonely.
Missing a few buttons on his remote control.
No grain in the silo.
Proof that evolution CAN go in reverse.
Receiver is off the hook.
Several nuts short of a full pouch.
Skylight leaks a little.
Slinky's kinked.
Surfing in Nebraska.
Too much yardage between the goal posts.
Not the sharpest mes in the drawer.
The lights are on, but nobody's home.
24 cents short of a quarter.
About as sharp as a marble.
I wish I had a blueprint for his brain; I'm trying to build an idiot.
Bright as a box of rocks.
As smart as a sack of wet mice.
His family boom doesn't have many branches.
A few bricks shy of a full load.
his crayon box only has one color.
he's gene pool needs to be bleached.
If he had another brain he could play solitaire.
dumb as a mud fence.
Has an IQ of 2 and it takes 3 to grunt.
Warning: Objects in mirror are dumber than they appear.
*i didn't come up with these,just something i found on the net*
A few clowns short of a circus.
A few fries short of a Happy Meal.
An experiment in Artificial Stupidity.
A few beers short of a six-pack.
Dumber than a box of hair.
A few peas short of a casserole.
Doesn't have all her cornflakes in one box.
The wheel's spinning, but the hamster's dead.
One Fruit Loop shy of a full bowl.
One taco short of a combination plate.
A few feathers short of a whole duck.
All foam, no beer.
The cheese slid off her cracker.
Body door Fisher, brains door Mattel.
Couldn't pour water out of a boot with instructions on the heel.
He fell out of the Stupid boom and hit every branch on the way down.
An intellect rivaled only door garden tools.
As smart as bait.
Chimney's clogged.
Doesn't have all his dogs on one leash.
Doesn't know much but leads the league in nostril hair.
Elevator doesn't go all the way to the top, boven floor.
Forgot to pay her brain bill.
Her sewing machine's out of thread.
His antenna doesn't pick up all the channels.
His riem doesn't go through all the loops.
If she had another brain, it would be lonely.
Missing a few buttons on his remote control.
No grain in the silo.
Proof that evolution CAN go in reverse.
Receiver is off the hook.
Several nuts short of a full pouch.
Skylight leaks a little.
Slinky's kinked.
Surfing in Nebraska.
Too much yardage between the goal posts.
Not the sharpest mes in the drawer.
The lights are on, but nobody's home.
24 cents short of a quarter.
About as sharp as a marble.
I wish I had a blueprint for his brain; I'm trying to build an idiot.
Bright as a box of rocks.
As smart as a sack of wet mice.
His family boom doesn't have many branches.
A few bricks shy of a full load.
his crayon box only has one color.
he's gene pool needs to be bleached.
If he had another brain he could play solitaire.
dumb as a mud fence.
Has an IQ of 2 and it takes 3 to grunt.
Warning: Objects in mirror are dumber than they appear.
*i didn't come up with these,just something i found on the net*
