now i will read the female comebacks Man: Where have u been all my life? Woman: Hiding from you. Man: Haven't I seen u someplace before? Woman: Yes, that's why I don't go there anymore. Man: Is this zitplaats, stoel empty? Woman: Yes, and this one will be if u sit down. Man: Your place of mine? Woman: Both. u go to yours, and I'll go to mine. Man: So, what do u do for a living? Woman: I'm a female impersonator. Man: hallo baby, what's your sign? Woman: Do not enter. Man: How do u like your eggs in the morning? Woman: Unfertilized. Man: Your body is like a temple. Woman: Sorry, there are no services today Man: I would go to the end of the world for you. Woman: But would u stay there? Man: If I could see u naked, I'd die happy. Woman: If I saw u naked, I'd probably die laughing. Man: If I could rearrange the alphabet I'd put u and i together Woman: Really, I'd put f and u together If u repost this u will get a phone call 37 minuten after u repost this.... If u don't resend this then your love life will be [[doomed]] for eternity. CHICKS REPOST THIS AS "female comebacks" DUDES REPOST THIS AS "don't let this happen
