1. Back away from each person saying, "EW! GERMS!"

2. Sit in someone's lap and say, "I'm afraid your going to die, Jimmy."

3. Bring a radio and play screamo music.

4. Every once in a while, ask a doctor, "IS IT MY TURN YET?!"

5. Ask everyone why they're just sitting there.

6. When Dorah comes on, sing the lyrics.

7. Grab toys such as Barbie dolls and scream, "I'M GONNA KILL YOU! Look, Mr. Stuffy Wuff is happy!"

8. Yell, "IT'S A TRAP!" and tackle a random patient.

9. Poke at someone's scab and yell, "IS THIS SCAB EATABLE?!"

10. When your finally called on, yell, "FINALLY! WHERE WERE YOU?!"

11. Go up to a woman and say, "Your here because your pregnant, right?"

12. Start brushing your teeth in a "We Will Rock You" rhythm.

13. Start to brush people's hair.

14. Ask if anyone is sick.

15. Yell, "JUSTIN! If your in here, u remember what happened last night?! MAN, THAT WAS AWESOME!"

16. Spit on someone's chin and tell them it's not polite to drool.

17. Start to act out a movie scene from the hospital.

18. Brush your teeth.

19. When u get on a scale, say, "WHY DO u NEED TO WEIGH ME?! DO I LOOK FAT TO YOU?!?!"