Random Article: 20 meer things to do if zombies attack

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posted by vlad_todd_fan

Part 2 of zombie survival

1. "Borrow" the car of your dreams.
2. Challenge yourself to get a meer entertaining zombie kill each week.
3. Make a collection of anything.
4. Get a hobby. (besides zombie killing.)
5. Vandalize something that u despise.
6. (If it hasn't happened already) free the animals from zoo's.
7. Make vrienden with a cute little puppy.
8. Go to the place where your favoriete movie was filmed.
9. Wear whatever u think is fashionable.
10. Try to do something impossible.
11. Trash a beroemdheden house.
12. Die your hair a different color everyday.
13. Take a mini-vacation from killing zombies and go wherever u want.
14. Teach the art of zombie killing to a young apprentice.
15. Act out your favoriete movie.
16. Blow up your least favoriete televisie network.
17. Fly a plane.
18. Do mystery-science theater for your least favoriete movie.
19. Write a song. (I'm running out of ideas! AHHHHHHH)
20. Blow up a gym. (Sonce your gonna be running a lot you'll stay on shape and won't need a gym.)

Please comment, share, and give suggestions. I'm out of ideas so feel free to start your own list.

deathding, Tdinoahiscute4 and 3 others like this

Insane4ever U missed one(eaven know its 20 it wouldnt hurt 2 have 1 more xD) 21.make sure u always have a grenade with you incase theres 2 many of them

zoxparamore hmm this what u would do ? well in that case ur awesome!!!!

monkey0502 I agree with zoxparamore!

HAPPY-LIFE you forgot something important!make friends with a zombie!If he will be your friend he cant kill you)))Umm can he???

BRIDGET14 lolur awesome and funny lmao

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Fun at the Drive-Through

posted by breebree446

• Specify that this order is "To Go".
• At midnight, ask if u are too early for Breakfast.
• When ordering, start talking about the problems u were having with your car. Ask if somebody can take a look at it.
• Laugh loudly when asked if u would like fries with your order.
• When asked if they can take your order, tell them u are just looking and drive off.
• Tell them u have to use the bathroom - Don't Order anything.
• Order a hamburger, no bun with two ketchup sachets – That’s all.
• When they hand u your food, hand them a bag back with all the rubbish from your...