Okay, instead of just writing about random things that no one really cares about, I’m going to make a lijst of my absolute favoriete words in the entire universe. But first: HAPPY CHRISTMAHANUKWANZA!!!! Most people just say Happy Holidays, but I like to be original.
1. Blimo = The mix between a blimp and a limo
2. Uber = It’s like very, but meer epic.
3. Freaking = it’s like saying ‘fucking’ but u don’t get in trouble for saying it.
4. Epic/Epicness = you’d better know what this means.
5. Pie = an awesome dessert.
6. Cheese = I don’t even know why I like saying this, I just do.
7. Awesome-sauce = okay, so this isn’t my word. It’s still epic.
8. Schoo = it’s what I call my dog.
9. Banana = should I even explain this one?
10. Peoples = Instead of saying ‘people’ I say ‘peoples.’ It just sounds better.
11. Sirius = this actually started on Fanpop. It’s a reference to Sirius Black in Harry Potter. (Hmm, should I mention Potato also?)
12. YAY! = YAY!
And now for the lijst of words that I won’t say:
1. Gay
2. Retarded
I HATE it when people use those words as insults. Especially gay. It’s stupid. THERE’S NOTHING WRONG WITH EITHER OF THESE THINGS. Thank you.
Now I’m going to tell u all about the sweet, loving family Christmas story that everyone knows, entitled: “Mom, can I get a new cell phone?”
You’ve all asked it. u know it’s true. But this year, my parents ACTUALLY AGREED! I was sooo exited. u see, while some of u might have an iPhone, of a Blackberry, I have a flip phone. That’s right, a flip phone. My phone is known throughout my ENTIRE SCHOOL as the crappiest phone known to peoples. (See?) My parents and I looked online, and we found the BEST phone EVER. And best of all It was FREE. That’s right, FREE. It was my dream cell phone, and I wouldn’t have to pay a dime for it! I was jumping with excitement. Well, u all know what happens in stories like these: the uber (see?) exited girl gets her hoes up, and then SOMETHING comes along and kills the girl’s hopes and dreams, condemning her to live in a sad, new phoneless state for all of eternity. Were u guessing that this was going to happen?
u would be right.
Have u ever heard of a phone contract? Well, it’s basically where u can only get a free phone every two years. Guess what? I have one. So I can’t get a new phone until May. MAY. *Cries* I DON’T WANNA WAIT UNTIL MAY! I WANT A NEW PHONE NOW!!!!
It didn’t work.
So, I will be the not-so-proud owner of a flip phone until volgende May. Five meer months, five meer months, five meer months……
1. Blimo = The mix between a blimp and a limo
2. Uber = It’s like very, but meer epic.
3. Freaking = it’s like saying ‘fucking’ but u don’t get in trouble for saying it.
4. Epic/Epicness = you’d better know what this means.
5. Pie = an awesome dessert.
6. Cheese = I don’t even know why I like saying this, I just do.
7. Awesome-sauce = okay, so this isn’t my word. It’s still epic.
8. Schoo = it’s what I call my dog.
9. Banana = should I even explain this one?
10. Peoples = Instead of saying ‘people’ I say ‘peoples.’ It just sounds better.
11. Sirius = this actually started on Fanpop. It’s a reference to Sirius Black in Harry Potter. (Hmm, should I mention Potato also?)
12. YAY! = YAY!
And now for the lijst of words that I won’t say:
1. Gay
2. Retarded
I HATE it when people use those words as insults. Especially gay. It’s stupid. THERE’S NOTHING WRONG WITH EITHER OF THESE THINGS. Thank you.
Now I’m going to tell u all about the sweet, loving family Christmas story that everyone knows, entitled: “Mom, can I get a new cell phone?”
You’ve all asked it. u know it’s true. But this year, my parents ACTUALLY AGREED! I was sooo exited. u see, while some of u might have an iPhone, of a Blackberry, I have a flip phone. That’s right, a flip phone. My phone is known throughout my ENTIRE SCHOOL as the crappiest phone known to peoples. (See?) My parents and I looked online, and we found the BEST phone EVER. And best of all It was FREE. That’s right, FREE. It was my dream cell phone, and I wouldn’t have to pay a dime for it! I was jumping with excitement. Well, u all know what happens in stories like these: the uber (see?) exited girl gets her hoes up, and then SOMETHING comes along and kills the girl’s hopes and dreams, condemning her to live in a sad, new phoneless state for all of eternity. Were u guessing that this was going to happen?
u would be right.
Have u ever heard of a phone contract? Well, it’s basically where u can only get a free phone every two years. Guess what? I have one. So I can’t get a new phone until May. MAY. *Cries* I DON’T WANNA WAIT UNTIL MAY! I WANT A NEW PHONE NOW!!!!
It didn’t work.
So, I will be the not-so-proud owner of a flip phone until volgende May. Five meer months, five meer months, five meer months……