This is a true story that happened to me moments ago
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I sat in my room, twenty past 11 trying to find meer crap on the internet
I herd a loud noise downstairs, then a crash, a slam of door and some slurred words
My parents were outta town and my lil sis was at a sleep over, what the hell was going on?
I put my laptop down and grabbed the nearest item, which was a lamp,
My brother Luca, aged 21, walked into my room, i could smell the acahol in his breath
"Who da sexiest lil sod in the world? u are!" He pointed at me before colapsing on the floor, this could be fun
"Your drunk" I said
"Your Sexy" He replied
"Okay who let u watch family guy again...oh wait me"
"IM THE BLOODY KING OF ENGLAND AND I CANT DO AS I DAMN WELL PLEASE u GIT!"
"Stop pissing me off im hungry"
"NEVEH!" Luca shouted before runnig downstairs and garding the fridge, i followed
"Let me get some pizza" I comanded
"WOOF WOOF WOOF!"
"SINCE WHEN ATE u A DOG!"
"WOOF WOOF WOOF!"
I sighed and did the only thing i could think of, i tied some rope around his neck and tied him to the bin, he bit through
"IMMA LAMA NOW!"
"Aw fu-"
"HAVE u SEEN THE muffin MAN THE muffin MAN THE muffin MAN"
I went to my last resort i had left, i ran upstair and threw on my police fancy dress, which happened to have a short skirt, my bro would be turned on which was not my plan, i also grabbed a water pistol
"FREEZE!" I shouted, jumping into the kitchen
Luca freezed who was now in his underwear whith two grapes up his nose
"BAM! u BAD LITLE SOD!" Luca shouted attacking the toaster, he ignored me
I pointed the gun at him "COME WITH ME of I'LL SHOOT"
I (eventuly) handcuffed him and led him to the his room
"I HAVE THE RIGHT TO REMAIN SILENT!" Luca shouted repeatedly,
Now 17 mins past midnight I had Luca chained woth fake handcuff's to my bed, he was asleep
Adn that my vrienden is the reason why we shall not give alcahol (or sugar in my case) to British people
Now if u will excuse me Luca is bititng my toe and i wanna sleep
-A.C.
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I sat in my room, twenty past 11 trying to find meer crap on the internet
I herd a loud noise downstairs, then a crash, a slam of door and some slurred words
My parents were outta town and my lil sis was at a sleep over, what the hell was going on?
I put my laptop down and grabbed the nearest item, which was a lamp,
My brother Luca, aged 21, walked into my room, i could smell the acahol in his breath
"Who da sexiest lil sod in the world? u are!" He pointed at me before colapsing on the floor, this could be fun
"Your drunk" I said
"Your Sexy" He replied
"Okay who let u watch family guy again...oh wait me"
"IM THE BLOODY KING OF ENGLAND AND I CANT DO AS I DAMN WELL PLEASE u GIT!"
"Stop pissing me off im hungry"
"NEVEH!" Luca shouted before runnig downstairs and garding the fridge, i followed
"Let me get some pizza" I comanded
"WOOF WOOF WOOF!"
"SINCE WHEN ATE u A DOG!"
"WOOF WOOF WOOF!"
I sighed and did the only thing i could think of, i tied some rope around his neck and tied him to the bin, he bit through
"IMMA LAMA NOW!"
"Aw fu-"
"HAVE u SEEN THE muffin MAN THE muffin MAN THE muffin MAN"
I went to my last resort i had left, i ran upstair and threw on my police fancy dress, which happened to have a short skirt, my bro would be turned on which was not my plan, i also grabbed a water pistol
"FREEZE!" I shouted, jumping into the kitchen
Luca freezed who was now in his underwear whith two grapes up his nose
"BAM! u BAD LITLE SOD!" Luca shouted attacking the toaster, he ignored me
I pointed the gun at him "COME WITH ME of I'LL SHOOT"
I (eventuly) handcuffed him and led him to the his room
"I HAVE THE RIGHT TO REMAIN SILENT!" Luca shouted repeatedly,
Now 17 mins past midnight I had Luca chained woth fake handcuff's to my bed, he was asleep
Adn that my vrienden is the reason why we shall not give alcahol (or sugar in my case) to British people
Now if u will excuse me Luca is bititng my toe and i wanna sleep
-A.C.
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HIA VIEWERS!
It's me your host Invader Calliope.
It's nice to see u again! :3
Well todays specail guest is......IGGINS!
Iggins:Oh It's me IGGIN *laughs*
Invader Calliope:Your laugh was way off.
Iggins:What?
Invader Calliope:I zei YOUR LAUGH WAS WAY OFF!
Iggins:What do u mean?
Invader Calliope:YOUR LAUGH COMES FROM RIGHT HERE *places hand on heart*
Iggins:YES MA'AM!
Invader Calliope:Ok so we got that over with! It's time for some talking!
Iggins:O-ok!
Invader Calliope:*smiles*
Iggins:Hello?
Invader Calliope:So how was your trip IGGINS!
Iggin:I-it was easy I al-alread-already live close so it was easy.
Invader Calliope:Well that's nice to know.I'm closing the toon today! BYE! I HOPE u ENJOY THE SUPRISE PICTURE!
The End
1.Go into the restroom,fall into the toilet and scream at the top, boven of your lungs TOILET RAPE!
2.Go to the toy section,find a large teddy beer and start frenching it.
3.Rip apart books,magizines,ect. u hate.
4.Ask a person if the have ever been toilet raped.
5.Speak pig latin,Russain,German,ect. to the employees.
6.Grap as many balls as u can and start thoughing them at people.If the get mad say u were trying to play dodge ball with them.
7.Bring a portable stero and play the loudest most annoying song ever.
8.Slap a random person in front of a bunch of people and say,"I can not beleive u cheated on me with that whore" and point to a random girl.
9.Try selling "chololate".
10.If u are alone in the restroom,take off your pad and leave it in the sink.
11.If u are alone and no one is coming to your aisle,take a wizz of dump there!
12.Scream ABUSE if someone hits,kicks,slaps ect. you.
13.Find fake blood and right on the walls scary sayings.
2.Go to the toy section,find a large teddy beer and start frenching it.
3.Rip apart books,magizines,ect. u hate.
4.Ask a person if the have ever been toilet raped.
5.Speak pig latin,Russain,German,ect. to the employees.
6.Grap as many balls as u can and start thoughing them at people.If the get mad say u were trying to play dodge ball with them.
7.Bring a portable stero and play the loudest most annoying song ever.
8.Slap a random person in front of a bunch of people and say,"I can not beleive u cheated on me with that whore" and point to a random girl.
9.Try selling "chololate".
10.If u are alone in the restroom,take off your pad and leave it in the sink.
11.If u are alone and no one is coming to your aisle,take a wizz of dump there!
12.Scream ABUSE if someone hits,kicks,slaps ect. you.
13.Find fake blood and right on the walls scary sayings.
A stoner walks into an appliance store and asks the owner, "How much for that TV set in the window?"
The owner looks at the TV set, then looks at the stoner, and says, "I don't sell stuff to potheads." So the stoner tells the owner that he'll quit toking and will come back the volgende week to buy the TV. A week later, the stoner comes back and says, "I quit smoking pot. Now, how much for that TV set in the window?"
And the owner says, "I told u I don't sell to potheads!" So the stoner leaves again.
He comes back a week later and says, "How much for that TV?"
The owner says, "I'm not going to tell u again, I don't sell to potheads!!!"
The stoner looks back at the owner and says, "How can u tell I'm a pothead?"
The owner looks back and says, "Because that's a microwave."
The owner looks at the TV set, then looks at the stoner, and says, "I don't sell stuff to potheads." So the stoner tells the owner that he'll quit toking and will come back the volgende week to buy the TV. A week later, the stoner comes back and says, "I quit smoking pot. Now, how much for that TV set in the window?"
And the owner says, "I told u I don't sell to potheads!" So the stoner leaves again.
He comes back a week later and says, "How much for that TV?"
The owner says, "I'm not going to tell u again, I don't sell to potheads!!!"
The stoner looks back at the owner and says, "How can u tell I'm a pothead?"
The owner looks back and says, "Because that's a microwave."
everyone is beautiful in their own way.
-Alana
just because u love someone else doesn't mean u have to break one meer heart.
-alana
everybody's life is different, so don't try to live someone else's life.
-Alana
it doesn't matter how u look at the outside, look at the inside and find your real beauty.
-Alana
life is never the same, u can't take whats not yours away.
-Alana
believe in yourself and never give upon your dreams.
-Alana
if u dont express your talents you'll be known as no one.
-Alana
life is precious with who your with, not with who u want to be with.
-Alana
why be who your not, when u can enjoy being who u are.
-Alana
if u let yourself down, u let everyone behind u down.
-Alana
your first love will alwats be around, no matter what.
-Alana
-Alana
just because u love someone else doesn't mean u have to break one meer heart.
-alana
everybody's life is different, so don't try to live someone else's life.
-Alana
it doesn't matter how u look at the outside, look at the inside and find your real beauty.
-Alana
life is never the same, u can't take whats not yours away.
-Alana
believe in yourself and never give upon your dreams.
-Alana
if u dont express your talents you'll be known as no one.
-Alana
life is precious with who your with, not with who u want to be with.
-Alana
why be who your not, when u can enjoy being who u are.
-Alana
if u let yourself down, u let everyone behind u down.
-Alana
your first love will alwats be around, no matter what.
-Alana
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