Reasons why being a guy is so much easier than being a girl.
1.First off u aren't sick once a month.
2.You can't get pregnant so u aren't the one stressed on birth control , u do it and that's it.
3.You don't have to spend hours picking an outfit.
4.You don't have to spend hours putting your make up on.
5.You don't have to spend hours making your hair to stay decent.
6.You get ready to go out in just 30 minuten tops.
7.You pee standing.
8.Your parents don't tell u at what uur to be home pagina when u in high-school.
9.You can sleep every night somewhere else than home pagina as a teenager cause your parents will let you.
10.The chances of being raped are way lower.
11.If u get drunk u are not seen as if u did something horrible.
12.You can have one night stands and not be considered a whore.
13.You don't fall desperately in love over someone and it doesn't obsess you.
14.You don't often cry...even at silly movies.
15.You have true vrienden , not bitches who gossip at your back.
16.There are less chances to be approached door a stranger on straat wanting your money of anything else.
17.You don't have yo shave your legs/arms(optional to girls tho)/underarms and other parts.
18.As a guy u can just go and talk with a girl at a bar , as a girl in some places u can be considered a prostitute.
19.They have traditionally been the controlling sex, and remnants of this still exist in the workplace and other areas, making it somewhat advantageous to be male (I know prejudice and differences are theoretically gone... but open your eyes).
20.You don't worry about your appearance.(boobs,if u are fat of not,legs,ass and all that)
21.You aren't constantly pressured for sex.
22.You are tougher.
1.First off u aren't sick once a month.
2.You can't get pregnant so u aren't the one stressed on birth control , u do it and that's it.
3.You don't have to spend hours picking an outfit.
4.You don't have to spend hours putting your make up on.
5.You don't have to spend hours making your hair to stay decent.
6.You get ready to go out in just 30 minuten tops.
7.You pee standing.
8.Your parents don't tell u at what uur to be home pagina when u in high-school.
9.You can sleep every night somewhere else than home pagina as a teenager cause your parents will let you.
10.The chances of being raped are way lower.
11.If u get drunk u are not seen as if u did something horrible.
12.You can have one night stands and not be considered a whore.
13.You don't fall desperately in love over someone and it doesn't obsess you.
14.You don't often cry...even at silly movies.
15.You have true vrienden , not bitches who gossip at your back.
16.There are less chances to be approached door a stranger on straat wanting your money of anything else.
17.You don't have yo shave your legs/arms(optional to girls tho)/underarms and other parts.
18.As a guy u can just go and talk with a girl at a bar , as a girl in some places u can be considered a prostitute.
19.They have traditionally been the controlling sex, and remnants of this still exist in the workplace and other areas, making it somewhat advantageous to be male (I know prejudice and differences are theoretically gone... but open your eyes).
20.You don't worry about your appearance.(boobs,if u are fat of not,legs,ass and all that)
21.You aren't constantly pressured for sex.
22.You are tougher.
Bill, Jim, and Scott were at a convention together and were sharing a large suite on the top, boven of a 75 story sky scraper. After a long dag of meetings they were shocked to hear that the elevators in their hotel were broken and they would have to climb 75 flights of stairs to get to their room. Bill zei to Jim and Scott, let's break the monotony of this unpleasant task door concentrating on something interesting. I'll tell jokes for 25 flights, and Jim can sing songs for 25 flights, and Scott can tell sad stories the rest of the way. At the 26th floor Bill stopped telling jokes and Jim began to sing. At the 51st floor Jim stopped singing and Scott began to tell sad stories. "I will tell my saddest story first," he said. "I left the room key in the car!"
Almost every week, BBC publishes 10 things we learn every week. Here are the facts from this week.
1. iPhones are not yet sold in China.
2. Margaret Thatcher suffered one Parliamentary defeat as Prime Minister - on Sunday trading laws.
3. English holidaymakers drink an average of eight alcoholic drinks a day.
4. The UK population grew in meer 2008 than at any time since 1962.
5. Meanwhile, Germany's population is shrinking.
6. West Ham's stadium is really called the Boleyn Ground, not Upton Park.
7. The smell of cut gras makes people happy.
8. A pint glass lasts an average of only three months.
9. An Englishman sailed to the "New World" only two years after the first European is thought to have landed in Newfoundland.
10. Men in China cannot marry until they are 22.
Hopefully there will be meer volgende week.
1. iPhones are not yet sold in China.
2. Margaret Thatcher suffered one Parliamentary defeat as Prime Minister - on Sunday trading laws.
3. English holidaymakers drink an average of eight alcoholic drinks a day.
4. The UK population grew in meer 2008 than at any time since 1962.
5. Meanwhile, Germany's population is shrinking.
6. West Ham's stadium is really called the Boleyn Ground, not Upton Park.
7. The smell of cut gras makes people happy.
8. A pint glass lasts an average of only three months.
9. An Englishman sailed to the "New World" only two years after the first European is thought to have landed in Newfoundland.
10. Men in China cannot marry until they are 22.
Hopefully there will be meer volgende week.
