**I got this from the internet again but i do not see why u would want to be offensive at a funeral..but anywho this reminds me of Death At A Funerla^^**
1.Tell the widow that the deceased's last wish was that she have sex with you.
2.Tell the undertaker that he can't close the coffin until u find your contact lens.
3.Punch the body and tell people he hit u first.
4.Tell the widow that you're the deceased's gay lover.
5.Ask someont to take a snapshot of u shaking hands with the deceased.
6.At the cemetary, play taps on a kazoo.
7.Walk around telling people that you've seen the will and they're not in it.
8.Ask the widow to give u an enema.
9.Drive behind the widow's limo and keep honking your horn.
10.Tell the undertaker that your dog just died and ask him if he can sneak him into the coffin.
11.Place a hard boiled egg into the mouth of the deceased.
12.Slip a whoopee cushion under the widow.
13.Leave some phony dog mess on top, boven of the deceased.
14.Tell the widow that u have to leave early and ask if the will can be read before the funeral is over.
15.Urge the widow to give the deceased's wooden leg to someone poor who can't afford firewood.
16.Walk around telling people that the deceased didn't like them.
17.Use the deceased's tongue to lick a stamp.
18.Ask the widow for money which the deceased owes you.
19.Take up a collection to pay off the deceased's gambling debts.
1.Tell the widow that the deceased's last wish was that she have sex with you.
2.Tell the undertaker that he can't close the coffin until u find your contact lens.
3.Punch the body and tell people he hit u first.
4.Tell the widow that you're the deceased's gay lover.
5.Ask someont to take a snapshot of u shaking hands with the deceased.
6.At the cemetary, play taps on a kazoo.
7.Walk around telling people that you've seen the will and they're not in it.
8.Ask the widow to give u an enema.
9.Drive behind the widow's limo and keep honking your horn.
10.Tell the undertaker that your dog just died and ask him if he can sneak him into the coffin.
11.Place a hard boiled egg into the mouth of the deceased.
12.Slip a whoopee cushion under the widow.
13.Leave some phony dog mess on top, boven of the deceased.
14.Tell the widow that u have to leave early and ask if the will can be read before the funeral is over.
15.Urge the widow to give the deceased's wooden leg to someone poor who can't afford firewood.
16.Walk around telling people that the deceased didn't like them.
17.Use the deceased's tongue to lick a stamp.
18.Ask the widow for money which the deceased owes you.
19.Take up a collection to pay off the deceased's gambling debts.
I've really been looking vooruit, voorwaarts to doing this list. These are the celebrites that I absolutely HATE! This this case, number one is the WORST. I apologize if for some reason u like one of these creeps. Just keep in mind that this is just my personal opinion. Please tell me what u think.
10. Kevin James. A stupid troll who betrates the little people.
9. Tobey Maguire. Treats fans like garbage.
8. Will Ferrell. Treats fans like garbage.
7. Jerry Lewis. Everything about him is ugly, especially his personality.
6. William Shatner. Nothing but an ugly fat pig.
5. Charlie Chaplin. Treated women like garbage and probably his fans as well.
4. Chris Brown. Rihanna anyone?
3. Sean Penn. Madonna anyone?
2. Roddy McDowall. Ugh, how I loathe this creature.
1. Justin Bieber. I don't need to explain this do I?
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