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HI!

posted by invadercalliope

A ball it goes up and down its so round
it bounces up and down
up and around
ANYWAYS!
Well HI!
I'm Invader Calliope!
Well it's time to dance!
LALALALA *STEP STEP* LALALALALALALALALALALA
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Amazing! Dance!
now time to make face
:P
:o
:D
:H
:l
C:
:R
:A
:Q
OK!
OMG LOOK IT'S JUSTIN BIEBER!
Now IT'S FRED!
NOW IT'S TAYLOR!
NOW IT'S DAVID!
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM
GGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
THE END!
i hope u enjoyed!

deathding likes this

LUV_4_BIEBER I did not enjoy...

x-menobsessed26 That was...interesting...to say the least...wow.

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twins

posted by karpach_13

Upon telling people that I am a twin, I have heard some really interesting comments. I can't tell u how many times this exchange has happened:
"Are u two related?"
"Yes, we're twins."
"Gosh, u look so much alike I would have thought u were sisters."
One of the stories my twin sister and I like to tell is that neither my mother nor her doctor had any idea she was going to have twins until a nurse in the delivery room looked down and exclaimed, "Oh my gosh, there's another one!"

A friend to whom I told this story remarked, "Wow! How old were u when this happened?"

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ny reason for anarchy

posted by katana64

swords are very much like computers in a lot of ways. The first one being that both can be used to harm people. A computer can send out viruses and be used as tools to hack other computers, they can also be placed in murder weapons like guns and missiles to make them brand and kill door themselves. a sword can be used to hurt of even kill people.
the seconde way is they can help people. a computer can be used to contact long lost vrienden and to help with some complicated tasks, some can even save lives like the one computer that calculated its way around the moon to use its gravity to save the astronauts...

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orangeturnip talks to god

posted by orangeturnip

Me:
are u the real god
God:
Are u doubting me? Don't u know what happened to Abraham in the desert?
Me:
no what happend ... father
God:
Are u serious? Are u testing me? That input matched my default category.
Me:
testing testing no not me
God:
You are asking about yourself?
Me:
no im not god
God:
Who are u asking about? I am glad to hear that u are not god.
Me:
but are we all not god
God:
We are just having a little chat.w.
Me:
if u are god prove it
God:
I could be. I don't know whether of not I am god prove it.
I am an artificial linguistic entity.
Me:
i thought god of G.O.D was a Great Orange...