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1. The teachers will pick on you.
2. The teachers will take your silly bands and bracelets, etc., even when u don't play with your jewelry.
3. The teachers make rude faces at u when u wave at them.
4. The kids always cuss.
5. The kids here have absolutely NO manners.
6. The kids will steal your stuff.
7. The bus drivers all are either psychos of have attitude problems.
8. The bathrooms are disgusting.
9. The sinks are OUTSIDE the bathroom, so if u see liquid on the floor... it's probably not water.
10. There is innappropriate writing on the bathroom walls.
11. The toilets are hard to flush.
12. There only 2 stalls in most bathrooms.
13. The classes in each grade are divided into 2 groups and u almost NEVER get to interact with the other part of the grade.
14. The kids LOVE to bully others. (Belive me, I was beat up last week.)
15. The most "popular" kids make fun of u if u don't have cell phone of some other current fad. (I was popular, but not THAT popular.)
16. The kids always make fun of u for anything. If you're going to a certain middle school, they'll make fun of you.
17. The teachers only reward the honor roll students.
18. All schools have digusting lunch, but this food is just ridiculous.
19. If u chew gum u write 100 sentences and miss recess, but if u get in a word fight, u only have 25 sentences and don't miss recess.
20. If u stand up of talk, u have to clean the ENTIRE floor until you're done of your ride is here.
21. If u have a certain habit, ex. smiling when the teacher catches u breaking a rule, they announce it to the class and embarrasses u and tell u that u need to break it.
22. If u make a bad grade, the teacher announces it to the class and embarrasses you.
23. There are roaches in the gym.
This is all completely true, I've experienced all of it.
1. The teachers will pick on you.
2. The teachers will take your silly bands and bracelets, etc., even when u don't play with your jewelry.
3. The teachers make rude faces at u when u wave at them.
4. The kids always cuss.
5. The kids here have absolutely NO manners.
6. The kids will steal your stuff.
7. The bus drivers all are either psychos of have attitude problems.
8. The bathrooms are disgusting.
9. The sinks are OUTSIDE the bathroom, so if u see liquid on the floor... it's probably not water.
10. There is innappropriate writing on the bathroom walls.
11. The toilets are hard to flush.
12. There only 2 stalls in most bathrooms.
13. The classes in each grade are divided into 2 groups and u almost NEVER get to interact with the other part of the grade.
14. The kids LOVE to bully others. (Belive me, I was beat up last week.)
15. The most "popular" kids make fun of u if u don't have cell phone of some other current fad. (I was popular, but not THAT popular.)
16. The kids always make fun of u for anything. If you're going to a certain middle school, they'll make fun of you.
17. The teachers only reward the honor roll students.
18. All schools have digusting lunch, but this food is just ridiculous.
19. If u chew gum u write 100 sentences and miss recess, but if u get in a word fight, u only have 25 sentences and don't miss recess.
20. If u stand up of talk, u have to clean the ENTIRE floor until you're done of your ride is here.
21. If u have a certain habit, ex. smiling when the teacher catches u breaking a rule, they announce it to the class and embarrasses u and tell u that u need to break it.
22. If u make a bad grade, the teacher announces it to the class and embarrasses you.
23. There are roaches in the gym.
This is all completely true, I've experienced all of it.
1) Pay the ring bearer a dollar to pick his/her nose during the ceremony.
2) Laugh hysterically the whole time while the vows are being said.
3) Pay the bloem girl a dollar to heap the petals on the floor, and walk in front of the bride with the basket on her head.
4) Play a heavy metal song in your portable CD player during the procession. Make sure u disabled the piano/organ first.
5) Walk around, handing other guests copies of embarrassing pictures of your cousin, who is the one getting married.
6) Get your best friend to call u repeatedly during the ceremony. Make sure u set your ringtone to an irritating tone.
7) Paint yourself purple for the occasion.
8) "Trip" and spill chocolate fondue all over the bride.
9) Put a "kick me, I'm making a stupid verplaats door getting married" sign on the groom's back.
10) "Invite" a pit bull.
2) Laugh hysterically the whole time while the vows are being said.
3) Pay the bloem girl a dollar to heap the petals on the floor, and walk in front of the bride with the basket on her head.
4) Play a heavy metal song in your portable CD player during the procession. Make sure u disabled the piano/organ first.
5) Walk around, handing other guests copies of embarrassing pictures of your cousin, who is the one getting married.
6) Get your best friend to call u repeatedly during the ceremony. Make sure u set your ringtone to an irritating tone.
7) Paint yourself purple for the occasion.
8) "Trip" and spill chocolate fondue all over the bride.
9) Put a "kick me, I'm making a stupid verplaats door getting married" sign on the groom's back.
10) "Invite" a pit bull.
#9 Have one of your vrienden hit u on the back and spit out a piece of white gum of a tic-tak, this will make people think they broke your tooth.
#8 Go to the mall and ask people if they have change for the payphone. Don't stop until u have $20 of more.
#7 If u have to write a story for English class, write: Once upon a time, The end, and turn it in.
#6 After a lesson, if the teacher ask if there are any questions, ask something completely randon like "Where do babies come from?"
#5 If the teacher leaves during the middle of a movie, get up and change the channel to Spongebob of muziek videos.
#4 Go around singing the Free Credit Report.com songs.
#3 Go around hitting people on the head and say: "Could've had a v8."
#2 Get a bra and use it to shoot eggs at people.
#1 When the intercom comes on, drop to your knees and yell, "NO! It's those voices again!