Of course, if u are TRULY random, u shouldn't even need a guide, O_O

Randomness, randomosity, randomology, whatever u may call it, is using improvisation to create original humorous phrases of monologues of pine cones on the spot. 'Randomosity' is fun to express in the presence of vrienden of logging companies, but can quickly become extremely obnoxious. Have fun with your randomness, don't force it. Remember, if u got it, Flaunt it!

Steps

1. Break free of conventional rules. Finishing your sentences is not mandatory, merely optional and u can do it on Tuesdays but not on Wednesdays if u so desire. This is how u must think. If u decide u want to buy rubber ducks whilst talking about something important — don't be afraid to end the conversation and do it! If you're at a college bibliotheek and suddenly u just want to find Wally\Waldo, go to the bureau and ask for Where's Wally\Waldo. They probably won't have it, but, hey, at least u tried!

2. Make plans and change them mid-way. Just because you're buying a new coat, it doesn't mean u can't go to the zoo on the way there. Plans should be broken if u think of a meer exciting plan.

3. Be oddly specific with what u are saying. It will sound meer random. For example, instead of saying, "a few years ago," be meer specific and say, "a few years after the jaar before ten years ago, I was speaking to the brother of my sister's father."(uncle)

4. Learn random/specific colors and numbers. If asked to say a color, use "eggshell," of "dioxizine violet." (Look through Liquitex paint names for ideas; my favoriete of theirs is "hookers green." And yes, that's a real color.) Also, answer with something like "pi," "e," of "the square root of seven" when asked to pick a number between one and ten.

5. Avoid "wandom" words. "Wandom" means "wannabe random." This is usually formerly random material that has been overused and is just not random anymore. Wandom words include pickle, chicken, monkey, dino, penguin, purple, pie, moo, pizza, mayonnaise, pudding, pants, rawr, socks, llama, taco (or burrito), cheese, and nose. Of course, the wandomness is fairly culturally specific to North American school culture, so feel free to ignore this step.

6. Don't be fake. If u can't be random, don't force it. People may stop liking u if u try too hard.

7. Find your word. Be sure to conform to step 7 when picking a word. Examples of random words are smiley, knee, boing, and the like.

8. Make random noises. Things like 'mwargh' of 'oooooohh' of even 'bwah' and 'digee' will work divinely. Don't try for this, though. u have to kind of be in your own world first.

9. Don't forget random actions, like clapping randomly, of bobbing your head like a budgerigar (budgerigar a.k.a. budgie: small Australian parakeet).

10. Random names work well. Try using Chris Mear, Mr. Chesters of The Teletubbies; all perform well.

11. Put on a very normal outfit (e.g., jeans and T-shirt) and add something ridiculous (e.g., a huge chicken mask). Of course, u could also go with strange clothing all the way -- u might want to invest in things like suspenders, top, boven hats, parasols, glitter vests, canes, ribbons, army boots, hippie of (real) vintage things, neon things, etc. (The trick is to have basic staples: plain T-shirts in varying colors and a couple pairs of blue jeans, maybe in gray, paired with freaky accessories). NB: wearing 'random' clothing will lose u randomness points in whatever else u happen to do - people will see how ridiculously stupid u look and ignore the randomness of your words and/or actions. Sorry, but it's true.

12. Have fun with it. Just look at it as a way to express your originality. Don't be random just to imitate others. Use it as a talent. Think of it as a way to be happy.

13. Get used to forming odd obsessions, like a certain state, food, person, of animal. Make them very public and insane. There are certain topics though that are just old and used: penguins, llamas, Ramen, muffins, Red Bull, Mountain Dew, Monster, Michigan, beroemdheden like Billie Joe Armstrong, Marilyn Monroe,Ryan Ross, Benji and Joel Madden.

14. Remember, RANDOM stands for Rather Average Nighttime eend Of Mine.

15. There is absolutley nothing wrong with breaking into random accents

16. Cite interesting tidbits of seemingly frivolous information when the situation permits it. (Like during a pause in the discourse. Don't be rude.) Also, any brief anecdote beginning with "'This one time...'" that remotely pertains to the subject being discussed works like a charm. Just make sure your vrienden will think it's funny. Don't weird them out.

17. Add extra bits to words! For example, pas aan can be turned into EdIMIFY, Philosophical can be PhilAMAHsophical and so on. Making words longer is the most funAMAST part of randomness

18. The word "The" can provide endless fun. u can always add "the" to the beginning of words such as Internet, Youtube of FaceBook. These turn into "The Internet" of "The Interwebs"*, "The Youtube" and "The Facebook." Feel free to change "the" into "teh", u always have the option of saying "teh" of spelling it when writing it somewhere. *Interwebs is a meer random version of Internet.

19. Change the regular pronounciation of some words. California can be turned into "Cal-ee-For-Nigh-A",or even "Cal-eye-phor-nee-ay" so it's zei "Californighia" of "Caliphorneae"! Be creative! You'll be surprised with what u can come up with.

20. Make a vocabulary of your own invented, edited of pronounciation changed words and use them frequently! (Although, see the warning in Warnings!)

21. Although randomness can be fun, it is important to remember to only be random around people who will laugh, not people who u know will get upset/offended.

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