I don’t know what makes u so dumb but it really works.
Anybody who told u to be yourself simply couldn’t have gegeven u worse advice…
Hi there, I’m a human being! What are you?
Shouldn’t u have a license for being that ugly?
Don’t let u mind wander – it’s far too small to be let out on its own.
Are u always this stupid of are u making a special effort today?
Sure, I’ve seen people like u before – but I had to pay an admission.
If u took an IQ test, the results would be negative.
Sure, I’d love to help u out…now, which way did u come in?
Brains aren’t everything. In fact in your case they’re nothing.
So now we know why some mammals eat their children…
Do tell me all about yourself. I enjoy horror stories.
One should forgive one’s enemies, but not before they are hanged.
You’re so fake, Barbie is jealous.
I may be fat, but i can exercise, u can’t fix ugly!
They just ran out of brains door the time u got there, so they gave u a nice wood carving instead.
Well, they do say opposites attract…so I sincerely hope u meet somebody who is attractive, honest, intelligent, and cultured.
I called your boyfriend gay, then he hit me with his purse
If brains were money, you’d be a charity case.
I’d love to ask how old u are, but unfortunately I know u can’t count that high.
All dag I thought of you….I was at the zoo.
Don’t hate me because i’m beautiful, hate me because your boyfriend thinks I am.
He doesn’t know the meaning of the word “fear” – but then again he doesn’t know the meaning of most words.
Go ahead, tell them everything u know. It’ll only take 10 seconds.
How did u get here? Did someone leave your cage open?
I never forget a face, but in your case I’ll be glad to make an exception.
I’d curse u to look ugly, but I think I missed the rush.
I never knew brains had an off switch
Did u fall from the stupid tree?
Did u have a bowl of stupid for breakfast?
Sure, I’ve seen people like u before – but I had to pay an admission…
You’ve got the perfect weapon against muggers – yer face.
bitches talk shit like they know me ; but truth is if I had a dick they’de be the first to blow me.
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I found a alot of quotes that one day, soo i decided to post it.
For me this is actually quite useful.... >:D
Anybody who told u to be yourself simply couldn’t have gegeven u worse advice…
Hi there, I’m a human being! What are you?
Shouldn’t u have a license for being that ugly?
Don’t let u mind wander – it’s far too small to be let out on its own.
Are u always this stupid of are u making a special effort today?
Sure, I’ve seen people like u before – but I had to pay an admission.
If u took an IQ test, the results would be negative.
Sure, I’d love to help u out…now, which way did u come in?
Brains aren’t everything. In fact in your case they’re nothing.
So now we know why some mammals eat their children…
Do tell me all about yourself. I enjoy horror stories.
One should forgive one’s enemies, but not before they are hanged.
You’re so fake, Barbie is jealous.
I may be fat, but i can exercise, u can’t fix ugly!
They just ran out of brains door the time u got there, so they gave u a nice wood carving instead.
Well, they do say opposites attract…so I sincerely hope u meet somebody who is attractive, honest, intelligent, and cultured.
I called your boyfriend gay, then he hit me with his purse
If brains were money, you’d be a charity case.
I’d love to ask how old u are, but unfortunately I know u can’t count that high.
All dag I thought of you….I was at the zoo.
Don’t hate me because i’m beautiful, hate me because your boyfriend thinks I am.
He doesn’t know the meaning of the word “fear” – but then again he doesn’t know the meaning of most words.
Go ahead, tell them everything u know. It’ll only take 10 seconds.
How did u get here? Did someone leave your cage open?
I never forget a face, but in your case I’ll be glad to make an exception.
I’d curse u to look ugly, but I think I missed the rush.
I never knew brains had an off switch
Did u fall from the stupid tree?
Did u have a bowl of stupid for breakfast?
Sure, I’ve seen people like u before – but I had to pay an admission…
You’ve got the perfect weapon against muggers – yer face.
bitches talk shit like they know me ; but truth is if I had a dick they’de be the first to blow me.
___________________________________________________________
I found a alot of quotes that one day, soo i decided to post it.
For me this is actually quite useful.... >:D
Something Beautiful
I was in a restless mood.
I tried to read and ended up with boeken scattered all over the floor.
I tried listening to muziek but all the words sounded out of tune.
I tried to write but ended up staring at a blank page for ten minutes.
So I decided to create something beautiful.
I wrote a song, drew a picture, and made a frame for it.
I took a photo, made a vase, and arranged some flowers.
I drew a tattoo on my hand, made a tower out of everything, climbed on my roof and did a dance.
But no matter how hard I try the most beautiful thing I ever created will always be you.
I was in a restless mood.
I tried to read and ended up with boeken scattered all over the floor.
I tried listening to muziek but all the words sounded out of tune.
I tried to write but ended up staring at a blank page for ten minutes.
So I decided to create something beautiful.
I wrote a song, drew a picture, and made a frame for it.
I took a photo, made a vase, and arranged some flowers.
I drew a tattoo on my hand, made a tower out of everything, climbed on my roof and did a dance.
But no matter how hard I try the most beautiful thing I ever created will always be you.
A blinding flash of white light
Lit up the sky over Gaza tonight
People running for cover
Not knowing whether they're dead of alive
They came with their tanks and their planes
With ravaging fiery flames
And nothing remains
Just a voice rising up in the smoky haze
We will not go down
In the night, without a fight
u can burn up our mosques and our homes and our schools
But our spirit will never die
We will not go down
In Gaza tonight
Women and children alike
Murdered and massacred night after night
While the so-called leaders of countries afar
Debated on who's wrong of right
But their powerless words were in vain
And the bombs fell down like acid rain
But through the tears and the blood and the pain
u can still hear that voice through the smoky haze
We will not go down
In the night, without a fight
u can burn up our mosques and our homes and our schools
But our spirit will never die
We will not go down
In Gaza tonight
Lit up the sky over Gaza tonight
People running for cover
Not knowing whether they're dead of alive
They came with their tanks and their planes
With ravaging fiery flames
And nothing remains
Just a voice rising up in the smoky haze
We will not go down
In the night, without a fight
u can burn up our mosques and our homes and our schools
But our spirit will never die
We will not go down
In Gaza tonight
Women and children alike
Murdered and massacred night after night
While the so-called leaders of countries afar
Debated on who's wrong of right
But their powerless words were in vain
And the bombs fell down like acid rain
But through the tears and the blood and the pain
u can still hear that voice through the smoky haze
We will not go down
In the night, without a fight
u can burn up our mosques and our homes and our schools
But our spirit will never die
We will not go down
In Gaza tonight
