I don’t know what makes u so dumb but it really works.
Anybody who told u to be yourself simply couldn’t have gegeven u worse advice…
Hi there, I’m a human being! What are you?
Shouldn’t u have a license for being that ugly?
Don’t let u mind wander – it’s far too small to be let out on its own.
Are u always this stupid of are u making a special effort today?
Sure, I’ve seen people like u before – but I had to pay an admission.
If u took an IQ test, the results would be negative.
Sure, I’d love to help u out…now, which way did u come in?
Brains aren’t everything. In fact in your case they’re nothing.
So now we know why some mammals eat their children…
Do tell me all about yourself. I enjoy horror stories.
One should forgive one’s enemies, but not before they are hanged.
You’re so fake, Barbie is jealous.
I may be fat, but i can exercise, u can’t fix ugly!
They just ran out of brains door the time u got there, so they gave u a nice wood carving instead.
Well, they do say opposites attract…so I sincerely hope u meet somebody who is attractive, honest, intelligent, and cultured.
I called your boyfriend gay, then he hit me with his purse
If brains were money, you’d be a charity case.
I’d love to ask how old u are, but unfortunately I know u can’t count that high.
All dag I thought of you….I was at the zoo.
Don’t hate me because i’m beautiful, hate me because your boyfriend thinks I am.
He doesn’t know the meaning of the word “fear” – but then again he doesn’t know the meaning of most words.
Go ahead, tell them everything u know. It’ll only take 10 seconds.
How did u get here? Did someone leave your cage open?
I never forget a face, but in your case I’ll be glad to make an exception.
I’d curse u to look ugly, but I think I missed the rush.
I never knew brains had an off switch
Did u fall from the stupid tree?
Did u have a bowl of stupid for breakfast?
Sure, I’ve seen people like u before – but I had to pay an admission…
You’ve got the perfect weapon against muggers – yer face.
bitches talk shit like they know me ; but truth is if I had a dick they’de be the first to blow me.
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I found a alot of quotes that one day, soo i decided to post it.
For me this is actually quite useful.... >:D
Anybody who told u to be yourself simply couldn’t have gegeven u worse advice…
Hi there, I’m a human being! What are you?
Shouldn’t u have a license for being that ugly?
Don’t let u mind wander – it’s far too small to be let out on its own.
Are u always this stupid of are u making a special effort today?
Sure, I’ve seen people like u before – but I had to pay an admission.
If u took an IQ test, the results would be negative.
Sure, I’d love to help u out…now, which way did u come in?
Brains aren’t everything. In fact in your case they’re nothing.
So now we know why some mammals eat their children…
Do tell me all about yourself. I enjoy horror stories.
One should forgive one’s enemies, but not before they are hanged.
You’re so fake, Barbie is jealous.
I may be fat, but i can exercise, u can’t fix ugly!
They just ran out of brains door the time u got there, so they gave u a nice wood carving instead.
Well, they do say opposites attract…so I sincerely hope u meet somebody who is attractive, honest, intelligent, and cultured.
I called your boyfriend gay, then he hit me with his purse
If brains were money, you’d be a charity case.
I’d love to ask how old u are, but unfortunately I know u can’t count that high.
All dag I thought of you….I was at the zoo.
Don’t hate me because i’m beautiful, hate me because your boyfriend thinks I am.
He doesn’t know the meaning of the word “fear” – but then again he doesn’t know the meaning of most words.
Go ahead, tell them everything u know. It’ll only take 10 seconds.
How did u get here? Did someone leave your cage open?
I never forget a face, but in your case I’ll be glad to make an exception.
I’d curse u to look ugly, but I think I missed the rush.
I never knew brains had an off switch
Did u fall from the stupid tree?
Did u have a bowl of stupid for breakfast?
Sure, I’ve seen people like u before – but I had to pay an admission…
You’ve got the perfect weapon against muggers – yer face.
bitches talk shit like they know me ; but truth is if I had a dick they’de be the first to blow me.
___________________________________________________________
I found a alot of quotes that one day, soo i decided to post it.
For me this is actually quite useful.... >:D
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