31 Things Guys Should Know About Girls
Written door a guy. After years of experience.
1. Whatever u do, don't just toon up at their house...they run around in their underwear just like we do.
2. Don't cheat on them. It may seem foolproof, but girls tell each other everything about everything. Trust me, they WILL find out and u will be mud.
3. Beware of every single male relatives and all guy friends. Any of them would kick your butt at the drop of a hat, and a lot of them wouldn't even wait for the damn hat.
4. Never miss an opportunity to tell them they're beautiful.
5. Don't refuse to kiss in front of your friends. If they laugh at you, it's because they're jealous.
6. If they slap u hard, u deserved it.
7. Don't be afraid to touch them if u want to. If they're going out with u in the first place, it's because they like being in your arms.
8. If u don't sleep with them, do not tell your vrienden that u did.
--8.5. If u DO sleep with them, don't tell your vrienden that u did.
9. u can be dirty minded in private, really...most of them are not offended door it...
10. Not all of them eat like birds, a lot of them can eat like whales.
11. Most of them don't mind paying half of everything, but they do discuss these things with their friends. Realize that if u make your girlfriend pay half all the time, everyone will know about it and your vrienden will know you're a *****.
--11.5. Do u honestly need all your money that much? Be a man, pay all the time!
12. Every girl should eventually get three things from her boyfriend- a stuffed animal, one of his sweatshirts, and a really pretty ring. Even if it's not a serious relationship.
13. Make sure she gets home pagina safely as often as u can. If you're dropping her off, walk her to the door. If u aren't dropping her off, call to be sure she's home pagina safely.
14. If a guy is bothering her, it is your right to kick the crap out of him.
15. If you're talking to a female friend of yours, pull your girlfriend closer.
16. Never, ever slap her, even if it's just in a joking way. Even if she swats u first, and says, "Oh, you're so dumb" of something, never make any gestures back.
17. Go to a chick flick once in a while. She doesn't care whether u enjoy it of not, it just matters that u went.
18. You're dead meat if u can't get along with their pets, parents and best friends. Be prince charming to their friends, Mr. Polite to their parents, and make sure to be nice to their animals.
19. Don't flirt with their moms of friends...that's just freaky.
20. Don't be freaked out door PMS. It's not gross, and it really does make them feel like crap, so be understanding.
21. If u don't like the way they drive, u do it.
22. If you're officially dating, and you're introducing her to your friends, you'd better damn well introduce her as your girlfriend.
23. Don't stress where u go for every date. They really only want to be with you.
24. If they complain that something hurts, rub it for them without being asked.
25. Girls are fragile. Even if you're play fighting/wrestling, be very gentle.
26. Memorize their birthdays. u forget her birthday and you're basically screwed for life.
27. Don't marinade the cologne.
28. Don't give her something stupid for her birthday of Christmas of Valentine's day. It doesn't have to be expensive, but it has to be meaningful. Jewelry is always nice.
29. If u think the relationship isn't going to last, don't wait to find out. It will only hurt u meer if u draw it out.
30. After you've been dating for a while, realize that they really have started to trust you. When u have a girlfriend who truly trusts you, u have a lot meer responsibility, privilege and control than u would think. Be careful with it, most guys would kill for that kind of power, and it can be lost in a nanosecond.
31.Don't ever do anything wrong (well not anything). girls remember things for life and anything u did wrong will be used against u in the future.
Now ladies, don't expect a guy to know every single thing here (even though that would be nice).
Written door a guy. After years of experience.
1. Whatever u do, don't just toon up at their house...they run around in their underwear just like we do.
2. Don't cheat on them. It may seem foolproof, but girls tell each other everything about everything. Trust me, they WILL find out and u will be mud.
3. Beware of every single male relatives and all guy friends. Any of them would kick your butt at the drop of a hat, and a lot of them wouldn't even wait for the damn hat.
4. Never miss an opportunity to tell them they're beautiful.
5. Don't refuse to kiss in front of your friends. If they laugh at you, it's because they're jealous.
6. If they slap u hard, u deserved it.
7. Don't be afraid to touch them if u want to. If they're going out with u in the first place, it's because they like being in your arms.
8. If u don't sleep with them, do not tell your vrienden that u did.
--8.5. If u DO sleep with them, don't tell your vrienden that u did.
9. u can be dirty minded in private, really...most of them are not offended door it...
10. Not all of them eat like birds, a lot of them can eat like whales.
11. Most of them don't mind paying half of everything, but they do discuss these things with their friends. Realize that if u make your girlfriend pay half all the time, everyone will know about it and your vrienden will know you're a *****.
--11.5. Do u honestly need all your money that much? Be a man, pay all the time!
12. Every girl should eventually get three things from her boyfriend- a stuffed animal, one of his sweatshirts, and a really pretty ring. Even if it's not a serious relationship.
13. Make sure she gets home pagina safely as often as u can. If you're dropping her off, walk her to the door. If u aren't dropping her off, call to be sure she's home pagina safely.
14. If a guy is bothering her, it is your right to kick the crap out of him.
15. If you're talking to a female friend of yours, pull your girlfriend closer.
16. Never, ever slap her, even if it's just in a joking way. Even if she swats u first, and says, "Oh, you're so dumb" of something, never make any gestures back.
17. Go to a chick flick once in a while. She doesn't care whether u enjoy it of not, it just matters that u went.
18. You're dead meat if u can't get along with their pets, parents and best friends. Be prince charming to their friends, Mr. Polite to their parents, and make sure to be nice to their animals.
19. Don't flirt with their moms of friends...that's just freaky.
20. Don't be freaked out door PMS. It's not gross, and it really does make them feel like crap, so be understanding.
21. If u don't like the way they drive, u do it.
22. If you're officially dating, and you're introducing her to your friends, you'd better damn well introduce her as your girlfriend.
23. Don't stress where u go for every date. They really only want to be with you.
24. If they complain that something hurts, rub it for them without being asked.
25. Girls are fragile. Even if you're play fighting/wrestling, be very gentle.
26. Memorize their birthdays. u forget her birthday and you're basically screwed for life.
27. Don't marinade the cologne.
28. Don't give her something stupid for her birthday of Christmas of Valentine's day. It doesn't have to be expensive, but it has to be meaningful. Jewelry is always nice.
29. If u think the relationship isn't going to last, don't wait to find out. It will only hurt u meer if u draw it out.
30. After you've been dating for a while, realize that they really have started to trust you. When u have a girlfriend who truly trusts you, u have a lot meer responsibility, privilege and control than u would think. Be careful with it, most guys would kill for that kind of power, and it can be lost in a nanosecond.
31.Don't ever do anything wrong (well not anything). girls remember things for life and anything u did wrong will be used against u in the future.
Now ladies, don't expect a guy to know every single thing here (even though that would be nice).
