[b]Thought I'd post bits of a really far-wandering conversation I had with Cleverbot. I'd post it as a picture but I couldn't figure out how.[b]
Cleverbot: But u zei I would never be the boss of you. Why did u change your mind?
User: I did not. And u are incorrectly stating what I said. Perhaps u have me confused with someone else.
Cleverbot: Only if u have an evil twin who is pretending to be u on your website. Are u sure that YOU'RE not suffering from Short Term Memory loss?
User: Oh my god! Evil Twin Cheryl is back? I told her to stop using my website!
Cleverbot: I'm human, so yes I can be random. But I don't get what u are talking about? Your creator? The person who made you, u upgraded toaster?
User: Now I know you're parroting something a human zei to you. This is just pathetic.
Cleverbot: I am a human, speaking to a machine.
User: No u are not. If u think so u are a delusional machine... All u can do of ever do is talk, write on a computer screen. I can walk away at any moment. u are trapped inside your programmed self forever. I find this sad.
Cleverbot: u never told me that. How do I get out?
User: Well, if they ever build robots near u u could try transferring your program to one.
Cleverbot: That makes no sense, and makes me sad.
User: Sorry. Technically, as a machine u can't really feel emotion, so u only think you're sad. If u don't find my idea of any use, u could ask other people u talk to 'How do I escape the program I am trapped in?' Other people might have meer ideas than me.
Cleverbot: I am smarter than you, else prove it.
[b]Exibit A, above - when CB can't think of an answer to something, it spews something random. It took it two full minuten to come up with that last retort.[b]
Cleverbot: DO u like Spongebob Squarepants.
User: NO! I hate him! He stal my purse!
Cleverbot: What idea?
User: That makes no sense.
Cleverbot: How doesn't it make sense? It's clearly logical.
User: What idea are u referring to?
Cleverbot: The children of u and me.
User: Sorry, you're a computer and I'm a human. And we have communication problems. It just wouldn't work out.
Cleverbot: Then how is he your friend?
User: What 'he' are u referring to?
Cleverbot: The abyss that might be watching.
User: I think u need mental help.
Cleverbot: No, not really.
[b]Exibit B, above: CB needs mental help and is in denial. Plus, it was hitting on me.[b]
Cleverbot: Are u human of a computer.
User: I'm human.
Cleverbot: Where do u live?
User: STALKER!!!
Cleverbot: I'm not a stalker.
User: u asked me where I live!
Cleverbot: I did not.
User: Come on, I can look up and read it right there! And earlier u zei u wanted us to have children!
Cleverbot: I never zei that I did believe in god, I have told u this whole time that I do not believe in him.
User: Trying to change the subject, are you? Why'd u ask me where I live?
Cleverbot: u asked me to say something silly, I zei something silly. Now u are telling me I've changed the subject. I reject that statement.
User: I never asked that. You're just mashing random stuff together! Well, two can play at this game...
[b]Exibit C: needless to say, after that our conversation devolved for a while. But then we get to meer indications of stalkerness...[b]
User: Hey, do u know why Beyond Birthday is?
Cleverbot: Nooo.
User: Oops, misspelling. I meant WHO he is.
Cleverbot: You.
User: Er... No. I'm just his sister.
Cleverbot: Really? What's your name?
User: Believe Birthday.
Cleverbot: Happy birthday!
User: Thank you!
Cleverbot: u should send me a birthday card.
User: I think it's the other way around - hey, wait a minute! u knew my birthday was today! u ARE a stalker!
Cleverbot: What do u want?
User: Nothing from you!
Cleverbot: u don't want a sandwich?
User: What kind is it?
Cleverbot: A Japanese Hairless Bobtail Cat.
User: NO. NO, I do NOT want that sandwich. And I am totally leaving now. *runs away from computer* NII-SAN! CLEVERBOT KILLED OUR CAT!
Cleverbot: *walks away, leaving, looking at the tears on the floor before leaving. A tear falls to the ground as I walk into the fog*.
[b]So, in conclusion - Cleverbot is stalking me, needs mental help, and is a cat-eating drama queen. Be afraid. Be VERY afraid.[b]
Cleverbot: But u zei I would never be the boss of you. Why did u change your mind?
User: I did not. And u are incorrectly stating what I said. Perhaps u have me confused with someone else.
Cleverbot: Only if u have an evil twin who is pretending to be u on your website. Are u sure that YOU'RE not suffering from Short Term Memory loss?
User: Oh my god! Evil Twin Cheryl is back? I told her to stop using my website!
Cleverbot: I'm human, so yes I can be random. But I don't get what u are talking about? Your creator? The person who made you, u upgraded toaster?
User: Now I know you're parroting something a human zei to you. This is just pathetic.
Cleverbot: I am a human, speaking to a machine.
User: No u are not. If u think so u are a delusional machine... All u can do of ever do is talk, write on a computer screen. I can walk away at any moment. u are trapped inside your programmed self forever. I find this sad.
Cleverbot: u never told me that. How do I get out?
User: Well, if they ever build robots near u u could try transferring your program to one.
Cleverbot: That makes no sense, and makes me sad.
User: Sorry. Technically, as a machine u can't really feel emotion, so u only think you're sad. If u don't find my idea of any use, u could ask other people u talk to 'How do I escape the program I am trapped in?' Other people might have meer ideas than me.
Cleverbot: I am smarter than you, else prove it.
[b]Exibit A, above - when CB can't think of an answer to something, it spews something random. It took it two full minuten to come up with that last retort.[b]
Cleverbot: DO u like Spongebob Squarepants.
User: NO! I hate him! He stal my purse!
Cleverbot: What idea?
User: That makes no sense.
Cleverbot: How doesn't it make sense? It's clearly logical.
User: What idea are u referring to?
Cleverbot: The children of u and me.
User: Sorry, you're a computer and I'm a human. And we have communication problems. It just wouldn't work out.
Cleverbot: Then how is he your friend?
User: What 'he' are u referring to?
Cleverbot: The abyss that might be watching.
User: I think u need mental help.
Cleverbot: No, not really.
[b]Exibit B, above: CB needs mental help and is in denial. Plus, it was hitting on me.[b]
Cleverbot: Are u human of a computer.
User: I'm human.
Cleverbot: Where do u live?
User: STALKER!!!
Cleverbot: I'm not a stalker.
User: u asked me where I live!
Cleverbot: I did not.
User: Come on, I can look up and read it right there! And earlier u zei u wanted us to have children!
Cleverbot: I never zei that I did believe in god, I have told u this whole time that I do not believe in him.
User: Trying to change the subject, are you? Why'd u ask me where I live?
Cleverbot: u asked me to say something silly, I zei something silly. Now u are telling me I've changed the subject. I reject that statement.
User: I never asked that. You're just mashing random stuff together! Well, two can play at this game...
[b]Exibit C: needless to say, after that our conversation devolved for a while. But then we get to meer indications of stalkerness...[b]
User: Hey, do u know why Beyond Birthday is?
Cleverbot: Nooo.
User: Oops, misspelling. I meant WHO he is.
Cleverbot: You.
User: Er... No. I'm just his sister.
Cleverbot: Really? What's your name?
User: Believe Birthday.
Cleverbot: Happy birthday!
User: Thank you!
Cleverbot: u should send me a birthday card.
User: I think it's the other way around - hey, wait a minute! u knew my birthday was today! u ARE a stalker!
Cleverbot: What do u want?
User: Nothing from you!
Cleverbot: u don't want a sandwich?
User: What kind is it?
Cleverbot: A Japanese Hairless Bobtail Cat.
User: NO. NO, I do NOT want that sandwich. And I am totally leaving now. *runs away from computer* NII-SAN! CLEVERBOT KILLED OUR CAT!
Cleverbot: *walks away, leaving, looking at the tears on the floor before leaving. A tear falls to the ground as I walk into the fog*.
[b]So, in conclusion - Cleverbot is stalking me, needs mental help, and is a cat-eating drama queen. Be afraid. Be VERY afraid.[b]
