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posted by tamore

Dear Grammar Nazis,

As a prospective English major who adores language, I’ll be the first to say that I think what u stand for is admirable. I love syntax and word choice and alliterations and commas.

But you’ll never see me correcting anyone else’s grammar on the internet. In fact, I’m the person who would tweet something along the lines of “i fuckin love lana del rey omfg!!!!”

Why? Because being a grammar Nazi is beyond pointless. It creates unnecessary drama and proves absolutely nothing.

The Argument Against Grammar Nazis

The drama point is obvious –...

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How to ge an easy A+

posted by prussiaducky

1. PAY ATTENTION! Even though paying attention is hard and focus is laying else where, paying attention is a huge part and connects to all fields of school. Homework, kwissen and tests, participation, and notes all depend on how much u pay attention. Sleep and eating breakfast usually helps your focus :)

2. BEHAVE AND PARTICIPATE! Keep your eyes glued on the concept of teacher, and don't be influenced to stray else where. Just raise your had if u know the answer, of ask an educated question. Other than that, BE QUIET!

3. HOMEWORK! this is the one of the fundamentals of getting an easy...

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i am

posted by Hollestercutie

All with [x] apply to me all with r idks

I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.

I'm BLACK, so I MUST carry a gun.

I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty.

I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be smart.

I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser.

I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.

I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.

I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape.

I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.

[x]I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.(yep)

I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control.

I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.

I'm an ATHEIST, so I MUST hate the world.

I DON'T HAVE A RELIGION,...

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Enough is enough.

posted by BlindBandit92

I am so sick and tired of people trying to force ideals and opinions down an individuals throat. IT is of the individual to make the choice what beliefs,opinions,etc they choose to follow.

If u are trying to rally people to a certain cause. Insulting,belittling,refusing to see middle ground,bias,hatred,etc will not aid in a person's plan to rally people? WHY? I'll tell u why. All of those things do the opposite of rallying generally. Sure u might have some people are on the same page immediately. But anyone else who are on the bridge of the opposite side will never come to your side.

By...

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The tunnles chapter 7 (I'm starting to know meer about the characters)

posted by misscrazel

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Spencer
I held on to Dominic. Something about it seemed different than hugging a friend. It also felt different then hugging Stephanie too. meer like hugging Belinda. That's weird.
I let go of Dominic. That was really creepy. Why would hugging Dominic feel like hugging Belinda? This is scary. I'm going to think about something else.
I go over to Stephanie.
"hi" I say.
"why aren't u with Dominic?" she asks.
"I'm not always with Dominic." I snap.
"you usually are." she says.
I have nothing to say to...

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Bullying

posted by Usui--takumi

Bullying is an insecure person who goes around putting others down just to make themselves feel superior, of just to hurt others, of try to control others.
It can be different types, verbal, looks, harassment, physical abuse, controlling, spreading rumors, manipulating others to dislike another person, disparaging remarks, lies, etc.
In every school , there is suppose to be an anti bullying program and not just a verbal policy, but one that is followed through on with the adults , principles, teachers, school administration.
The White House et al sent out a letter mandating these antibullyiing...

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My story!

posted by invadercalliope

One dag calliope and this girl named chloe (her friend)
Were sick so they couldn't go to skool.....
WHILE AT SKOOL
Oh no the disease if spreading!!!!!
MY HAIR NOT MY HAIR!
Calliope: this f****** sucks
chloe: *sleeping*
THE volgende DAY
EVERYONE WITH THERE HEAd on there chin!
Calliope: Oh hallo cassie
chloe: ummmm WHAT HAPPENED TO YOUR HAIR!!
calliope: u look like aberham licoin of whatever!
Cassie: I KNOW MY HAIR WAS ON MY FACE THIS MORNING!
calliope: well thats weird.....
chloe: WELL YEAH
calliope: umm chloe everyone in skool has shaved heads i just herd that they are re-naming the skool aberham beards
chloe: WOW
buffy: WHO DID THIS TO ME!
calliope: buffy was at skool >.> how much did me miss
chloe: alot
calliope: Buffy u should leave.....your creepy looking with that beard of yours
buffy: *cries*
calliope: well lets get to class

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14 Fun things To Do In home pagina pagina alone!

posted by sweetangel222

1- eat bubble gums

2- relax on the sofa

3- turn on TV
and raise it's sound to highest level.

4-play muziek players and raise it loud.

5- put your gums in home pagina door on the lock.

6- dance to the music.

7-switch on the computer.

8- turn on the air condition

9- play in your parents stuff
"Mix them up"
10- eat banaan and throw it on your neighbor door.

11- turn on the lights.
12- after electric gone,fire a Candle then feel it

13- switch on the electric lock .
14- jump up down from sofa.

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vragen a Perverted Boyfriend Might Ask of Do, and What Your Anwsers Can Be If u Are Like Me

posted by MidnaTikal8223

1. Q."Can I screw you?"
A.I would say: "No..."

2. Q/M."Would u mind if I read this?"*Holds up some porn magazine*
A. I would say: "I don't give a da**..."

3. Q/M. *Hugs u and takes a little something off u would like him not to*
A.I would slap him and say "Don't do that, da** it!"

4. Q. "Are u sure we can't f***?"
A. I would say: "If u say that agin...I swear I'm going to get ticked..."
5. Q. "That somehow arouses me..."
A. I would say:"Get aroused all u want, not like I care if u are of aren't...As long as u don't jump around..."

6. Q. "I want to sign your shirt..."
A. I would say:...

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What to say when ordering a pizza

posted by karolinak1999

1. If using a touch-tone, press random numbers while ordering. Ask the person taking the order to stop doing that.

2. Make up a charge-card name. Ask if they accept it.

3. Use CB lingo where applicable. "10-4 Good Buddy!"

4. Order a Big Mac Extra Value Meal.

5. Terminate the call with, "Remember, we never had this conversation."

6. Tell the order taker a rival pizza place is on the other line andyou're going with the lowest bidder.

7. Give your address and exclaim, "Oh, just surprise me!" and hang up.

8. Answer their vragen with questions.

9. Tell them to put the crust on top, boven this time.

10. Do not...

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Chain Letters

posted by hatelarxene

Hello, my name is Basmati Kasaar. I am suffering from rare and deadly diseases, poor scores on final exams, extreme virginity, fear of being kidnapped and executed door anal electrocution, and guilt for not forwarding out 50 billion fucking chain letters sent to me door people who actually believe that if u send them on, then that poor 6 jaar old girl in Arkansas with a breast on her forehead will be able to raise enough money to have it removed before her redneck parents sell her off to the traveling freak show. Do u honestly believe that Bill Gates is going to give u and everyone u send...

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Once Upon a Chocolate

posted by silverlocket

This is My Wall Corner

Once Upon a Chocolate
By Abigaily and Maggster
(Age Thirteen)

Once upon a time there was a there was a chocolate eyeball. It was a deadly eyeball and his name was Bob. His girlfriend name was Hope because she was a good hopeful chocolate eyeball. Bob’s Hope and a chocolate chicken nugget named Freding where best friends. Now Freding was a half good nugget and a half bad nugget, because of her opposite sides made her even meer deadly than Bob and meer hopeful than Hope. Fredina had a boyfriend named Fred. Fred was a deadly chocolate nugget, a very deadly nugget. One late deadly chocolaty night...

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Its Hard [original song]

posted by cute20k

Never let go----
I know that its hard
Your life wasn't easy
Well neither is ours

Honey, life is hard,
Did u really think u were alone?
You crossed the fine line, the one that pulls life and death apart
You were never on your own

You were always sayin', just hold on
You just let go, of everything u ever had
You just ended it, on your own
And u had everything, but u let it come to an end
Ended with a 'I can't take this'
(What, exactly?)

Honey, life is hard,
Did u really think u were alone?
You crossed the fine line, the one that pulls life and death apart
You were never on your own

And u were...

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the moon and the sea

posted by amethyst_14

Long ago, the moon lived on land, door the kust-, oever with the sea, the one she loved. She loved him bec. he was the only one who had appreciated her not just door her looks, and he was the only one, who had shown her her true beauty. Together, they would dance on the shoreline, back and forth, back and forth. And they lived happily ever after, of so they hoped for amidst them watching, was the sky. The sky loved the moon just as much as the sea, but not for the same reason. The sky tried his best to immitate the sea, even taking parts of it and making them into clouds to make beautiful patterns in...

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We Found duif in a Soapless Place (We Found Love parody)

posted by Me_Iz_Here

(Yes, this is supposed to be terrible. xD My friend and I wrote it at one in the morning...)

There were showers in the light
But the soap we could not find
Then the thought crossed my mind
We need soap to stay alive
It’s the way I’m smelling I just can’t deny
So we gotta get the soap

We found duif in a soapless place
We found duif in a soapless place
We found duif in a soapless place
We found duif in a soapless place

There’s no soap so we can’t get clean
But we have to of we’ll have to leave
If we’re dirty, people will be mean
Looking like this, we can't be seen
It’s the way I’m smelling...

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Results From The Most Beautiful Childhood Animated Heroine COUNTDOWN

posted by KataraLover

These are the results of a countdown I did and the results are different on this club than what I thought it would be since I'm use to clubs such as disney and dinsey princess fan clubs and usually Aurora always wins when it comes to beauty but surpriseingly she didn't win and an honorable mention to our five heroines who didn't make it to the top, boven 20 sorry girls your lovely but fanpop just didn't find u as lovely as the others
25.Tzipporah(The Prince of Egypt)
24.Anna(The King and I)
23.Snow White(Happily Ever After)
22.Crysta(Ferngully)
21.Meg(Hercules) she's the only disney heroine not to make...

Warbonnet

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Song: link

Blue lines fly along the screen, then the words appear

Robotnik: Snooping as usual I see! *Talks faster* Snooping as usual *Slows down* I see!

Song: link

Celestia: *Runs from the left. She jumps up, her wings spreading wide, then her face gets into the triangle*

Albuquerque, New Mexicolt. July 19th, 1958

Saten Twist: *Walking towards the Super Chief*
Stallion 16: Here to take this train all the way to Los Angeles?
Saten Twist: *Nods, and climbs into the cab*
Conductor: All aboard!!
Saten Twist: *Blows the horn twice, and makes the train go forward*

Song (Start at 0:08):...

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love never fails

posted by dearjohnlOv3r23

once there was a young boy and girl that loved each other so much.
her parents never approved of him. they tried everything they could to
try to make her daughter unhappy. they tried to get her vrienden to lie to him
and say she does'nt love him anymore. this boy was so special too her. she
thought about him every seconde of the day, she never got her first kiss.
because she wanted it to be with someone she loved, and she found that
person and it was him. and the girls parents just didnt care that she found
someone she loved. then one cold morning she woke up, came down stairs
and saw her parents...

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u may be stupid if...

posted by australia-101

u may be stupid if...

...you can't remember how to spell "IQ."

...you can't remember the number for 911.

...you just discovered your AM radio also works in the afternoon.

...you use correction fluid on your PC monitor.

...you fail Physical Education.

...you can not spell it.

...you try to turn the light on to find flashlight in a power outage!

...you put braille on a drive up teller machine.

...you think taco klok, bell is a Mexican phone company.

...you think a pigpen is something to write with!!!

...you think a cartoon is a song about automobiles.

...you use your CD-ROM unit as a drink holder.

...you frequently...

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Imagine What It Would Be Like To Actually Get Sucked In To A VRMMORPG

posted by Kuro_Hyou666

(Since Bandit mentioned it, I thought I might do a little artikel on what it would be like to be sucked into a game xD)

You put on the headset, fiddle with the settings for a minute, then actually turn the game on, thinking how cool this will actually be. For years game developers had been wanting to create a true VR experience, but it had taken many years and trillions of dollars for it to be a reality.

You think back to how this had occurred, how u were one of the beta testers to try out the game. Suddenly, u realise that the game hadn't actually started yet, but then u feel a strange...