Um, hey, I was up late reading a dictionary last night (don't ask why) and something I always hate is words with double meanings. So to pass time away I kind of twisted some words to form my own meaning.

Aperitif = Two French false teeth
Apricots = Beds for baby apes
Assets = Baby donkeys
Derange = De place where de cowboys ride home to.
Disgruntled = A dumb pig
Impale = To put in a bucket
Inkling = A small bottle of ink
Operator = A person who hates opera
Pigtail = A story about a pig
Politics = A parrot that has swallowed a watch

What do you think - dictionary worthy?
Can you think of some, please try, it'll be fun to make our own random dictionary!!! :D