Funny Stuff!

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We all do, say, think of relate to these, in some way of another:

-Getting that knot feeling in your stomach when u want to cry.
-Pinky swears mean business.
-"Who are u talking to?"...... "TELL THEM I SAY HI!!!!!!"
-Hiding when someone u don't know knocks on your door.
-That moment where u think "Wow, I'm weird."
-We teenagers need naps waaaaaaaay meer than preschoolers do.
-I hate that 'back to school' feeling.
-Jumping 500ft to your bed because you're afraid something under your bed is going to grab you.
-Every year,...

ABC's of ex girlfriends
A
is for Arteries.
You know, the things that your ex-girlfriend ripped out because she really didn't care for u u twit she was only after your money and could have gegeven a shit about you.

B
is for Bitter. Who, me?? No way. I really hope things between them do work out. I hope they get married and have 2 children that are little devils and her hips get huge and his eyebrows finally grow completely together and they get fat and old together and then DIE!!

C
is for Call ya later.She won't. She never has before.

D
is for Dumped. Does D need to be explained?

E
is for Eating...