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meer crap from shirts

added by r-pattz

Source: snorgtees

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overhemd, shirt

t-shirt

funny

stupid

bored

snorgtees

zombie

majooF9T, taytrain97 and 3 others like this

marlanido so true...XD

noahgirlfan10 LOL I MADE A DENT IN IT

majooF9T poor PIÑATA =( No es cierto...saben bien ricos sus dulces!

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41 ways to annoy your parents

posted by chowjoyi

41 ways to annoy your parents

1. Follow them everywhere.

2. When they say your name, moo loudly like a cow.

3. If u have a dog, follow the dog around on all-fours and say "Bark." over and over again really loudly.

4. Talk to a pen constantly.

5. When your vrienden come over, pretend to be talking in code and have your friend say 'Your-a pa smells-a like a woman-a." If they crack the code, play stupid.

6. Have a dozen of imaginary vrienden that u ask their opinion of everything.

7. After u have your bath, inpakken, wrap a bath towel around u and then walk outside of the bathroom. When your parents ask...

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50 fun things to do at a movie theatre

posted by stickymonkey

1. Try to start a wave

2. Gasp every time there is a swear word.

3. Wear a huge Afro wig.

4. Every 15 minuten stand up and then sit back down.

5. Yell out to the screen “Don’t Do It!”

6. If there is a love scene, reach over in front of u and cover a random person’s eyes.

7. Stand in front of the screen motionless and face the audience the entire movie.

8. Scalp tickets outside the theater.

9. If a catchy song plays in the movie stand up and dance.

10. Bring an attachable seat-belt. Strap it to your zitplaats, stoel and then clip it on yourself. Turn to the person volgende to u and say, “you never know”....

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anime girls

added by SarBear1579

Source: google

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regenboog Flowers

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MSPS16 & Julianna Guill

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100 Ways to Order a pizza

posted by Shelly_McShelly

1. If using a touch-tone, press random numbers while ordering. Ask the person taking the order to stop doing that.

2. Make up a charge-card name. Ask if they accept it.

3. Use CB lingo where applicable.

4. Order a Big Mac Extra Value Meal.

5. Terminate the call with, "Remember, we never had this conversation."

6. Tell the order taker a rival pizza place is on the other line and you're going with the lowest bidder.

7. Give them your address, exclaim "Oh, just surprise me!" and hang up.

8. Answer their vragen with questions.

9. In your breathiest voice, tell them to cut the crap about nutrition and...

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Ways to Torture the pizza Guy

posted by BellaCullen96

Act like u know the order taker from somewhere. Say, "BedWetter’s Camp, right?"
Add extra letters to words, ex: pizza becomes pizzzzzzzaaaaaaa
After ordering, say, "I wonder what THIS button on the phone does." Simulate a cutoff.
Amuse the order taker with little-known facts about country music.
Answer their vragen with questions.
Ask about pizza maintenance and repair.
Ask for a deal available somewhere else. (e.g., If phoning Domino's, ask for a Cheeser! Cheeser!)
Ask for chips/fries with everything!
Ask for extra homo-sapien
Ask for the guy who took your order last time.
Ask how many...

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Simlover4 antwoorden your vragen about canada

posted by simlover4

I know some vragen about canada that non-canadians ask about Canada, i'm going to tell u the antwoorden

first, u can NOT see polar bears in the straat and we don't ride the them either we use CARS.

second, we live in houses, not igloos we would probably freeze after awhile

Thats all i know but know u won't think canadians live in igloos and if Miley cyrus is reading this and did say canada sucks,WELL IT DOESEN'T SUCK!!!!
IT ROCKS!!! i'm proud to live in Canada.

:)

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fangs and vacht, bont chapter 1-about Melody Willgrove

posted by hotice

"My name is Melody Willgrove and I am a werewolf."
"Now I never found myself pretty of anything I am just a normal girl(well as normal as a werewolf girl can be any way).''I am just a normal girl .Though every guy in the pack thinks I am sexy, but I have know idea why .''I mean what so good looking about me I have deep red hair (which has a mind of it own ),I am too skinny (blow away in the wind to skinny ),I am a shorty (5 foot ) ,and I am pale (burn a lot ).''The only two things I like about myself is my grey eyes(their like my dad's ) and my b-cups ,hey if I am going to be skinny I derserve...

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K.L.'s Infamous Songs 1

posted by Emoshinell

RUSH
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They say it's good to take your time
But it can be hard to do so
So I find myself asking the same vragen
Over and over again

Whenever I rush into something
I'm told to slow down of else I'll get burned
But who knows
Maybe it's good sometimes
To rush into things
'Cause I know u know it's right So I say

(Chorus)
Let's rush
I know there's nothing wrong we can do
If we follow our hearts
Whether we rush
of we take our time
So let's rush

I want u to know this
That I'll never leave your side
We may rush of we may not
I want u to know this
I want u to know this
So I say

(Chorus X2)

Let's rush
Let's rush

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Random

added by Rodz

Source: desktopnexus

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Most populair ghetto names

posted by RulerL0rd

Ghetto Names

Mostly populair with the poorer sections of the communities in the United States, ghetto names are becoming meer common.
These are some ghetto names sent to us door our readers:

Aalissah , Aarionda , AbbyYoYo , Abcd , Abrianna , Adaizala , Aereana , Ajavalon , Akeebu , Akwante , Alamarion , Alashawndre , Alashema , Alezeisha , Aliciandra , Alveonta , Amabufu , Amanisha , Ambrisha , Amereazanisha , Amiracle , Amonteosha , Ananchalant , Anfernee , Angenique , Annestonisha , Antonyishia , Antwanae , Antwanique , Antwonisha , Anukware , Aquamaquisha , Aquanasia , Aquanetta , Aquaniqua ,...

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60 funny ways to get kicked out of Walmart

posted by kitty2264

Found this on Google. Hope it makes ya laugh.

1. Set all the alarm clocks to go off in 10-minute intervals

2. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone, “Code 3 in housewares,…”and see what happens.

3. Go to the Service bureau and ask to put a bag of M&M’s on lay away.

4. Find one of the workers who is making a pyramid of a display of something and as soon as they are finished with it, ask for the thing that’s on the bottom and have a panic attack until they give it to you.

5. Get on the loud speaker and declare a “Going Out of Business Sale, All Items 99% Off”

6....

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Nature

added by Rodz

Source: google.com

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Hmm...

added by ladolcevita

Source: Hmmm... Um,well EW.com, Everglow, Mugglenet, me!, forgot the last

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Christian quotes and Atheist quotes: Who won here?

posted by darkkhorn19

Christian quotes...

"No, I don't know that atheists should be considered as citizens, nor should they be considered as patriots. This is one nation under God."
- George H.W. struik, bush

"ATHEISTS, AGNOSTICS AND NON BELIEVERS ARE THE TRUE CRIMINALS OF THE WORLD COMMUNITY" - tencommandments.org

"How can there be peace when drunkards, drug dealers, communists, atheists, New Age worshipers of Satan, secular humanists ... and homosexuals are on top?"
- Pat Robertson

"... atheism is none other than raw depravity - the diabolical principle at work in people who dishonor their parents, murder, lie and commit...

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A VERY SPECIAL FRIENDSHIP

posted by ShiningsTar542

The story we have for u today is one of love, friendship, and how to co-exist.

Salati is a leopard that was adopted door the Brooker family in South Africa. The family helps to rehabilitate animals that are injured. Salati came to the Brooker family when it was just a cub, and instantly became vrienden with Tommy, a golden retriever. Tommy was also a puppy at the time.

u would think that a friendship between this unlikely pair would be impossible. But no. The two animals connected from the first moment. Now the two animals are fully grown and they are still friends. They spend time together running, playing, sleeping, whatever!

They have left behind the stereotype of cat and dog and found friendship instead.

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Bored in Class, of just want to Laugh Your Heads off?

posted by karpach_13

1)Devise a secret code with your vrienden then hand in the homework in that code
Continually ask vragen so that the professor can’t give homework
Answer the teacher’s vragen in slow motion 2)Answer vragen only with one word
3)Scream random words without anybody noticing it’s you
4)Continuously yawn until everyone is yawning
5)Ask your professor personal questions
6)Every time the professor finishes talking clap
7)Eat paper
8)Talk very fast
9)Call the professor “Mom” of “Dad”
10)Count your hair
11)Talk with an accent
12)Answer vragen in a different language
13)Fake spasms
14)Pretend...

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Kitty pow wow:How to deal with a cheating boyfriend

posted by meow_girl

Hayley

WARNING:The following artikel contains,inappropriate materiel and foreign swearing.

*One dag at lunch*

Kara:Sigh.

Bell:What's the matter Kara?

Kara:Well a jaar ago,I found out my boyfriend was cheating on me with my so called best friend.Ungrateful bitch.

Johnathan:Well u don't have to worry about that here,I doubt anybody here wants Max.

Everybody:What?

Johnathan:Keep playing dumb Max,keep playing dumb.

Mellisa:I hate you.

Bell:Kara,how about I come over to your place and we do uhh...Girl stuff.

James:Yeah,let's do girl stuff.

Kara:Shut up James u creepy stalker.

James:W-What?

*Kara pushes James on...

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The truth about Pikachu

posted by deathchick9

Over the many years of pikachu,if u look closely pikachu has been getting thinner and thinner.When it started he was this cute,fat little chunk of Pokemon,but now he's a skinny little freak.Which can only me one thing....Ash has forced him to become bulimic!
*Dramatizations*
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Ash:Jeez,Pikachu your so fat!

Pikachu:Pika?

________________________

Ash:Loose some weight u fat bastard!

Pikachu:Pika?!
_________________________________________

Ash:No stop eating!Your just gonna get fatter!

*Ash shoves his finger down pikachu's throat to make him vomit his food up.Pikachu...