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posted by simpleplan
really don't hate you, I'm just severely allergic to stupidity

I'm not having a battle of wits with you, I refuse to fight a unarmed opponent

Who ever says "words can't hurt you" has never been hit in the face with a dictionary

People say money can't buy happiness. They LIE. Money can buy a jet-ski. u ever see anyone unhappy on a jet-ski? Well?

Wants to know...If guns kill people, can I blame misspelled words on my pencil?

Kids in back seats cause accidents, accidents in back seats cause kids

Everyone's entitled to be stupid but u are abusing the privilege

Why yes, I do frequently burst out in...
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How many times do u get passed door and ignored in the halls at school? Wouldn't your morning be so much brighter if people actually acknowledged your existence? Of course it would. But since people are fickle, u must force them. Here's how to provoke a friendly greeting, of at least make someone else feel happier as s/he comes glowering into the building.

Who knows? Your target might even pass along the gesture to someone else, who will pass it along to someone else, and that someone else will then... (you get the point; joy is contagious). Just think how many days could be brightened by...
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posted by teamian
Q .. Why did the blonde scale the glass wall?
A .. To see what was on the other side.

Q .. Why did the blonde get so excited after she finished her jigsaw puzzle in only 6 months?
A .. Because on the box it zei From 2-4 years.

Q .. Why did the blonde call the welfare office?
A .. She wanted to know how to cook food stamps!

A newlywed couple moves into their new house. One dag the husband comes home pagina from work and his wife says, "Honey, u know, in the upstairs bathroom one of the pipes is leaking, could u fix it?" The husband says, "What do I look like, Mr. Plumber?" A few days go by, and...
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posted by 1122ridr
 Em I going mad?
Em I going mad?
I know I am. I just know it. My room is covered with pinguïn stuff, I have a really big Mad Hatter hat,And I...I hate to admit it, but, I think I'm attracted to the March Hare. I must be going insane. The only book that I read is Alice in Wonderland and the only movie I watch is A Nightmare on Elm street. Tell me that I'm not going mad! I only drink tee, is that crazy of what? Do u think I'm going insane? I bet that u do, don't you? Tell me, "Why is a raven like a righting desk?" Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha!
posted by Shelly_McShelly
•    You will never find anybody who can give u a clear and compelling reason why we observe daylight-savings time.

•    You should never say anything to a woman that even remotely suggests u think she's pregnant unless u can see an actual baby emerging from her at that moment.

•    The most powerful force in the universe is gossip.

•    The one thing that unites all human beings, regardless of age, gender, religion, economic status of ethnic background, is that, deep down inside, we ALL believe that...
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My name is Angela, and I'm in love with Jacob Black.And I have a weird talent. I can appear in places that I dream of and talk to people there!
I'm 16 years old and I go in "Forks High" high school. I met Jacob in one of my dreams, and after I moved in Forks I met him in real life.

Angela's POV
-Hey, anybody there?
Someone walked out from the dark. It's a boy. He was hot..Actually he looked exactly like Jacob Black..Hm.
The boy- Hey! What are u doing here?!
-I don't know. I just appeared here, and I need help. u see, I have this talent. What I dream of is actually reality. It's hard to explain....
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Reasons I Love You:

1) The way u stand door my side


2) The times u make sure nothing will harm me


3) How u always find a new way to "WoW" me


4) When I'm sad, u take the pain away with a joke


5) How u always look deep into my eyes


6) How u can make my hart-, hart melt with your soft lips


7) The way u hold my hand so tight


8) The way u never let my hands go


8) How u always watch out for me


9) They way u make sure I have everything I need


10) How u always know what to say when I get mad at you


11) When u buy me things out of the blue


12) How u say the cutest...
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posted by wisegirl778
Hehe


1: Post an artical like this!
2: Go to the community pool.
3: Try to do as many backflips as possible in one minute.
4: Call your crush and see what he/she says to you.
5: Look up your least favoriete teacher in the phone book and then prank call them saying they ordered three hundred gallon of spoiled mustard
6: Get together with your vrienden and go to the mall of something that guys do
7: Go nightswimming
8: Grab your ipod and lay on your bed listening to every song on it.
9: Look up random people in your yearbook and if u know them call them.
10: Play a prank on your little sibling...
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added by BiteMeCullen107
Stupid pickup lines That guys actually think work on girlsXD

-are u from tennessee; cause your the only ten I see
-did it hurt when u fell from heaven
-excuse me, I've seem to have lost my number, can I have yours
-if u were a booger I'd pick u first
-help the homeless...take me home pagina with you
-oh no! I'm choking...I think I need mouth to mouth
-there must be something wrong with my eyes, I can't take them off you
-hey I'm looking for treasure, can I look in your chest
-do u have a map? Because I keep getting lost in your eyes
-hello I'm a thief, and I'm here to steal your heart
-hi, I'm new...
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This has probably happened to a lot of u because of taking notes in class.

Have u ever got a little blister of callus because of writing too much on your finger? It's normal. All it is is a small callus from the pen applying a bit too much pressure of rubbing for too long against your skin.

Calluses are not dangerous, but they aren't pretty either. All people who practice something with their hands all the time get them. Playing the gitaar of even cooking a lot can result in calluses.

So u have some calluses and u want to get rid of them. Fine. Use pens that have a little padding and try not to push down so hard on the pen.

u can also do a treatment to get rid of calluses. Put your hands in warm water with citroen for 10 minuten and let them soak. Then dry them off and apply creams of amandel oil to the callus. Use hand cream daily and u will see a difference.

If the callus hurts and does not go away then ask your parents about it. Lol
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posted by Vishwa_22496
"WANNA MAKE a cutte quick effective difference in life...?"


1) If u Want to work for people ....Make your hart-, hart the ultimate NGO and see the difference.

2) If u want fame ...Make yourself famous to yourself and see the difference

3) There is never a fresh start. But there is always a brighter start.

4) As u are the creator of your life, similarly u are the destroyer of your life.

5) Change not to please others, but to improve yourself.

6) And then remember the 2' ALWAYS:-
*always forget what people did bad for u
*always forget what u did good for people


P.S :- *always have an attitudde of excellance with combination of nobelity*
There’s nothing better than that moment when u have an incredibly interesting fact to spew in a social situation, making yourself sound infinitely meer intelligent than u really are. I have picked out some of her favorieten to throw out there at your New Years parties this weekend …


1. The U.S Government once poisoned over 10,000 American citizens.
And yes, that sh*t was intentional.

Even dumber than the idea of banning alcohol in the United States in the 1920s, was the idea to poison people in an effort to scare them away from drinking alcohol.

During the Prohibition, one way the black...
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I've recently heard that some people are offended door the T- overhemd, shirt slogan "Boys are stupid, throw rocks at them," and think it's sexist and that people wouldn't react the same if it was women they were targeting.

But the thing is, I feel that the overhemd, shirt isn't targeting men, but that it's for little girls who don't get along with boys. If I saw a five jaar old boy wearing a overhemd, shirt that zei "Girls Have Cooties" of "Pull your sister's pigtails, she deserves it" I'd think it's cute.

I don't think it's sexist. If it was targeting the female of male gender I'd think it was, but I think it's just little girls not getting along with little boys, and thinking they're gross, not anything that might be serious.

But the people who criticize the slogan do make a good point, have u ever seen a T.V. toon where they always make the man look like an idiot and he follows his wife's every order? If the genders were reversed, it would be considered sexist.
Every Generation thinks they're smarter than than the ones before them,and Wiser than the ones after them.

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Our abasement to our ancestors,makes our descendants hiss us.

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Philosophy is the study of other's thoughts,History is the study of their mistakes.

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A woman's doubts is stronger than a man's certainty .

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Here's a handy advice:don't advice anyone,so u don't carry their sins.

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Two u can't escape nor survive from:A hungry tiger,and an emotional woman.

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The biggest mistake in your life is marrying a woman just because she's a nice companion.

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A Woman doesn't...
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added by Trainofdoom
1) Fetch it yourself jerkwad! u threw it, why should I have to go and get it?
2) Fetch this!
3) (after licking himself) "ha ha! u only wish u could do that!"
4) "That whole, 'Blame your farts on me,' thing is SO not funny."
5) Bacon, Bacon, I smell Bacon, Only one thing smells like spek and it's BACON!
6) One of these days... I'll catch that $%#& Squirel
7) Who's the b*tch now?
8) What is the air-speed velocity of an unlden swallow?
9) Hey, zipperhead, clean my water dish and I won't drink from the toilet.
10) Why dont u fetch your own newspaper!?
11) Dude, that Evil Lawn Gnome is creeping...
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posted by TeamSongz4eva
**got this off the interent its pretty funny!**



1.Make race car noises when anyone gets on of off.

2.Blow your nose and offer to toon the contents of your kleenex to other passengers.

3.Grimace painfully while smacking your forehead and muttering: Shut up, dammit, all of u just shut UP!

4.Whistle the first seven notes of It's a Small World incessantly.

5.Sell Girl Scout cookies.

6.On a long ride, sway side to side at the natural frequency of the elevator.

7.Shave.

8.Crack open your aktentas, werkmap of purse, and while peering inside ask: Got enough air in there?

9.Offer name tags to everyone getting on the...
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