Girl, I will cut yo' face.

added by justliveitlive

Source: haha, TUMBLR DUH

IDEK. Use it when someone says something u don't like. ;] Oh and yes, kiddies this is a real knife. Don't use real knives when u want revenge, not just yet.

kunst van een fan

funny

use it well

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r-pattz You know, I saw the title of this pic, and I just knew it had to have been you that submitted it. =P

justliveitlive Haha, it's how I roll. ;]

CornChips Lmao this is funny :)

TeamSongz4eva CREPPY THIS WOMAN LOOKS LIKE MY BIRTH MOTHER 0_0

justliveitlive ^ hahahaha, that's quite funny. :]

TDIFan960 Lol XD I love the Title XD

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60 Things Guys Should Know About Girls

posted by CullenProperty

60 Things Guys Should Know About Girls

1) For all we talk about how hot guys are. We mostly care about there personality. Though a hot body is a plus

2) We are just as shy as u are about relationships

3) Many of us don't let u see us cry, unless we want u to comfort us

4) We like dropping small flirts, to see if u are interested. But we will later deny it of make it into a joke

5) Most of us prefer to be call beautiful than hot of sexy. But not all of us

6) We only wear mini skirts, tank tops and skimpy cloths for u (unless it's REALLY REALLY hot outside). So if u don't like what we wear...

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23 random funny things to do at school .

posted by bellabrowneyes

found this stuff and i wanted to share with u guys (girls) so enjoy !! =)

1.Stare at someone and if/when they stare back at you, yell, “Staring is extremely impolite!”

2.Bring a Glad product to school and whenever someone gets mad at you, say, “Don’t get mad! Get Glad!” Then hold up the Glad product.

3.Keep talking as if you’re talking to the person volgende to you, and when they answer, scream, “I wasn’t talking to you! Now, Bob, where were we?”

4.When the teacher calls roll, after each name scream "THAT'S MEEEEE!!! Oh, no, sorry."

5.Sing your vragen to the class.

6.Sit in...

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333 Ways to get kicked out of Wal-mart (trust me it totally works)

posted by Dreamer4eva

I just wanna say that I didn't wright this, I just reposted it. so I take on credit AT ALL

1. Take someone's shopping kar, winkelwagen and switch the items with stuff from the person volgende to them's cart
2. Walk up to complete strangers and say, "Hi! I haven't seen u in so long!..." etc. See if they play along to avoid embarrassment
3. Smash the person in front of u on the head with a ham
4. Go up to some old geezer & say "Grandpa!!! You're ALIVE!!! It's a MIRACLE!!! etc."
5. Take something from someone else's cart, when they say "hey, that's mine! " call the security and say that the other ... person...

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Funny Things To Do in The Bus

posted by ilovepenguins

I didn't write this!

Sell used bus tickets. Claim they are for half the price.

Get on the bus, grinning widely. As soon as the bus begins to move, burst into song. When u arrive at the volgende stop, stop singing. Step off the bus backwards, still grinning widely.

If u are seated between two passengers, yawn loudly, strech, and put your arms around them.

Greet passengers with a big hug, handshake, smile and say ³Hi, call me Norman²

Put a leash on a friend and walk him/her onto the bus. Insist he/she is a dog and should go for half fare.

When arriving at your stop, do not push the button to...

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How to write in Pig Latin

posted by Saturnluv39

It is easy to speak and write in Pig Latin, so we all should know how to do it! I'm gonna teach u all how to do it!
1. Put the first letter of the word in the back of the word. If the first letter is a vowel, leave it in the front.

2. Add 'ay' to the end of the word.

example:
1. latin
2. atinl
3. atinlay

example:
1. after
2. after
3. afteray

Now u know how to do it!
Now, if u want to try it out, please translate this sentence into pig latin, and toon your results in a comment:
because the web should revolve around you

enter your translation results, and if u win, u get the prize. I will tell the winner on Dec. 2nd, 2009. If u are a winner check everything on your profile.

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Random Unexplainable Pictures

added by JustHuddy

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my random picture

added by popalj

3

Mamma Mia Luigi

posted by yoshifan1976

Doctor Mario was in his office when suddenly there was an urgent phone call. It was Daisy. "Mario, come quick. Luigi's very sick." "I'll be there right now, Daisy", Mario told her. Nurse perzik was very concerned. "What's wrong, Mario?" "Luigi's sick", he answered with worry. "Go", perzik told him kindly. "I can take care of things here." "Thanks, Peach". He gave her a kiss and then rode over to Luigi and Daisy's house. madeliefje, daisy hugged Mario and led him upstairs. "Hey little brother", he smiled at Luigi. Luigi smiled back. He loves his big brother Mario. No one understood the brotherly bond between...

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fangs and vacht, bont chapter 1-about Melody Willgrove

posted by hotice

"My name is Melody Willgrove and I am a werewolf."
"Now I never found myself pretty of anything I am just a normal girl(well as normal as a werewolf girl can be any way).''I am just a normal girl .Though every guy in the pack thinks I am sexy, but I have know idea why .''I mean what so good looking about me I have deep red hair (which has a mind of it own ),I am too skinny (blow away in the wind to skinny ),I am a shorty (5 foot ) ,and I am pale (burn a lot ).''The only two things I like about myself is my grey eyes(their like my dad's ) and my b-cups ,hey if I am going to be skinny I derserve...

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mysterious love chapter 5

posted by lilred96

Mysterious love

-chapter five-

As we were walking down the stairs too the lunch room he said"So how was reading and math?"
"Boring"I zei he kinda smiled and zei "Well..." but trailed off
I was going too ask why when rebecca came up and looked at us she sort of examined us ,I guess is a better word.She said"June do u no if the librarian has a nother copy of that geometertry book I need it for something?"I just zei "Umm I dont think she has one" When mathew zei "I bet i have a copy at home,you can borrow"
I looked at him wondering why he was reading it in the bibliotheek when i came in too look...

WHY!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!

posted by TwilightSagaLdy

Just decided to write something random! My first artikel so commentaar if u want!!! of not!

Why am I writing this?
Why is it hot of cold?
Why is the sky blue?
Why, I don't know!
Why does sound so corny?
Why is your name your name?
Why are goldfish orange?
Why is fanpop fanpop?
Why is this random?
Why are your panrents your panrents?
Why do we like pie/cake?
Why don't we like pie/cake?
Why are there glasses?
Why do we have 10 toes/fingers?
Why do we eat?
Why do we have clothes?
why why why plz tell me why.

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60 things girls need to know about guys

posted by sweet_n_silly

I laughed so hard when I read this and I just had to share it

1. Guys hate sluts even though they have sex with them!

2. "Hey, are u busy?" of "Are u doing something?" ~ two phrases guys open with to stop from stammering on the phone.

3. Guys may be flirting around all dag but before they go to sleep, they always think about the girl they truly care about.

4. Before they call, guys try to plan out a little about what they're going to say so there aren't awkward pauses, but once he's on the phone he forgets it all and makes it up as he goes.

5. Guys go crazy over a girl's smile when they’re...

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Fantasy art

added by Rodz

Source: desktopnexus

394

Quotes about backstabbing and ex-friends.

posted by monLOVEbrucas

-Im sorry did my back hurt you're knife?

-Never turn you're back on a friend, thats the best target.

-While you're stabbing my back, u can kiss my ezel too.

-All the mistakes in the world couldnt measure up to the dag i thought i could trust you.

-Yeah, being apathetic is a pathetic way to be...
but I don't care, what matters to u does not matter to me

-When your up, your vrienden know who u are.
When you're down, u know who your vrienden are.

-You can't laugh last If I stab u in the throat with...the mes u left in my back.

-I was the one who zei things changed;
you were the one who proved...

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icoon Symbol Thingys (Feel free to copy and paste!)

posted by xxXsk8trXxx

link

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╞╟╚╔╩╦ ╠═ ╬╧╨╤ ╥╙╘╒╓ ╫╪┘┌
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✌☢☣☠☮☯ ♠♤♣♧♥ ♨๑❀✿ ψ☪☭♪ ♩♫℘ℑ ℜℵ♏ηα ʊϟღツ回...

4

Stella winx and Ben 10 Kiss the Girl

added by madforstuff

just being random!

video

5

The rock dressed as miley cyrus

added by cici1264

Source: The rock dressed as miley cyrus

2

DAS ROTE PFERD! (ENGLISH BELOW)

posted by hannah16

Jetzt geht's los Freunde
Hier ist Markus Becker und die Mallorca Cowboys und das rote Pferd

Wir singen zusammen
Da hat das rote Pferd sich einfach umgekehrt
und hat mit seinem Schwanz die Fliege abgewehrt
Die Fliege war nicht dumm,
sie machte summ,summ,summ
Und flog mit viel Gebrumm
um's rote Pferd herum

lalalalalala lalalalalala lalalalalalalalalalalala
lalalalalala lalalalalala lalalalalalalalalalalala

Ok Freunde,
das war nicht schlecht für hol, den Anfang
Aber da geht noch was
Seit ihr gut drauf? Jaaa
Habt ihr lust zu feiern? Jaaa
Dann macht euch bereit und singt mit uns zusammen

Die Fliege...

5

Metallica Mii's

added by UriahA

4

Random achtergrond

added by jlhfan624

Source: 1280x800.com