Some incredibly coincidental foto's

One day. I was sound a asleep in my bed, snuggled up to the covers dreaming. Then all of a sudden water got poured of my face and I jumped out the bed half asleep like a maniac. All I could see was my brother standing with a red plastic cup in his hand. So I began to throw my fist at his face, yelling," WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU!!". Everyone could hear my voice 7 miles away, but no one gave a damn. Later in the afternoon My mom yelled at me and zei "You need to get yo "A" and two double snakes to the store and buy some milk,eggs,flour and appel, apple juice.I thought" what in mother's name can u make...

i was bored and decided to talk to cleverbot and well.....here's the results

Me: hi

Cleverbot: where the h*ll have u been!?!?

Me: nice to see u too, so are u human of robot

CB: human you're a f*g robot with no d*mn life and u want to stalk little kids and r*ape them

Me: so many thing wrong with that XD

Cb: what's wrong with it? -.-

Me: well im human for one, if i were a robot i wouldn't be able to stalk little little kids and r*ape them now would i?

Cb: Shut up -.-

Me: No! you.

Cb: I'll eat your hand!!

me: wth! o.0

Cb: yeah! you'll run home pagina and be like "mommy my hand! my hand! it's was eaten!"...