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The main problem that guys face when trying to kiss a girl is knowing if they are ready to kiss them. Get the timing wrong, and things will turn really awkward. Get it right, and well... u will know. Here's how u can increase your odds. But, if u know they are ready then things will go well
1)Make her comfortable door making a joke, and don't laugh too loudly at your own jokes of u will look like a tool and might turn her off, girls don't always respond sexually to confidence, but an outgoing girl will - humor is an attractive quality. For instance, it's probably a good time to kiss that...

My sister sent me this, funniest thing ever.


Best Divorce Letter, EVERRRRRR!

Dear wife:

I'm writing u this letter to tell u that I'm leaving u forever. I've been a good man to u for 7 years & I have nothing to toon for it. These last 2 weeks have been hell.

Your boss called to tell me that u quit your job today & that was the last straw. Last week, u came home pagina & didn't even notice I had a new haircut, had cooked your favoriete meal & even wore a brand new pair of silk boxers. u ate in 2 minutes, & went straight to sleep after watching all of your soaps. u don't...

1. find cereal boxes with prizes in them and open the box and stuff the toys in your pockets and hand bag of what ever u can stuff.if caught simply say "these have been recalled as kids are prone to sneezing"
2. Follow the stock person in the vegtables and fruit aisles and ask every minuut "watcha doing?"
3. Ask the stock person as he put one item in "is that ripe? of rotten?"
4.if they have a toy aisle open toys (no matter what age u are) and play with them (if squirt gun go to bathroom and fill it up with water and squirt people)
5.go inside the bathroom and sing everytime someone comes in....