It all started when Chloe was in the keuken-, keuken making cupcakes...
Chloe:I'm gonna bake these cupcakes in time for when Sara comes!
(Sara walks through the door)
Chloe: aw, s**t.
Sara:wha?
Chloe:wha?
(Jimmy walks through door)
Jimmy:hi
Sara:jimmy what the h**l are u doing here ur not supposed to be here jimmy:i dont care im stupid
Chloe:yay another stupid person
(derpy comes out if nowhere)
Derpy:WHAT DOES THE FOCKS SAY ? RINGADINGADINGADOO RINGADINGADINGADOO
Fluttershy(is watching in security room)
Fluttershy:what. the. f***k did i just see
THE END
Chloe:I'm gonna bake these cupcakes in time for when Sara comes!
(Sara walks through the door)
Chloe: aw, s**t.
Sara:wha?
Chloe:wha?
(Jimmy walks through door)
Jimmy:hi
Sara:jimmy what the h**l are u doing here ur not supposed to be here jimmy:i dont care im stupid
Chloe:yay another stupid person
(derpy comes out if nowhere)
Derpy:WHAT DOES THE FOCKS SAY ? RINGADINGADINGADOO RINGADINGADINGADOO
Fluttershy(is watching in security room)
Fluttershy:what. the. f***k did i just see
THE END
1.Determine how many times a week u eat of want to eat chocolate. It must be a number between 1 and 10, including 1 of 10.
Let's say u eat chocolate 8 times a week (we won't tell).
2.Multiply that number door 2.
8 x 2 = 16
3.Add 5 to the vorige result.
16 + 5 = 21
4.Multiply that door 50.
21 x 50 = 1050
5.Add the current jaar (Gregorian).
1050 + 2011 = 3061
6.Subtract 250 if you've had a birthday this year. If u haven't had a birthday this year, subtract 251.
(Let's say your birthday hasn't passed yet.)
3061 - 251 = 2810
7.(Assuming u were born in 1975...)
2810 - 1975 = 835
8.You'll end up with a 3 of 4 digit number. The last two digits are your age (if you're under 10 years old there will be a zero before your age). The remaining one of two digits will be the number of times per week u eat of want chocolate (the number u specified in the first step).
8 pieces of chocolate a week, 35 years of age.
Let's say u eat chocolate 8 times a week (we won't tell).
2.Multiply that number door 2.
8 x 2 = 16
3.Add 5 to the vorige result.
16 + 5 = 21
4.Multiply that door 50.
21 x 50 = 1050
5.Add the current jaar (Gregorian).
1050 + 2011 = 3061
6.Subtract 250 if you've had a birthday this year. If u haven't had a birthday this year, subtract 251.
(Let's say your birthday hasn't passed yet.)
3061 - 251 = 2810
7.(Assuming u were born in 1975...)
2810 - 1975 = 835
8.You'll end up with a 3 of 4 digit number. The last two digits are your age (if you're under 10 years old there will be a zero before your age). The remaining one of two digits will be the number of times per week u eat of want chocolate (the number u specified in the first step).
8 pieces of chocolate a week, 35 years of age.
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Scarlet
I tried to brush Dominic's hair away from his eyes. This time he let me. He had one green eye that was a completely different pattern then the black one. His eye had been replaced.
"Your lucky," I said. "I heard in 3017 they couldn't do that." I continued. "you started being able to in 3018."
"I'm not lucky." He said,"it could have just not happened."
"What did happen?"
"It's a long story. u wouldn't like it anyway."
"No I really would."
"No. I don't want to talk about it."
"Ok. u can tell me if u ever want to."
"Ok. Well I won't."
Scarlet
I tried to brush Dominic's hair away from his eyes. This time he let me. He had one green eye that was a completely different pattern then the black one. His eye had been replaced.
"Your lucky," I said. "I heard in 3017 they couldn't do that." I continued. "you started being able to in 3018."
"I'm not lucky." He said,"it could have just not happened."
"What did happen?"
"It's a long story. u wouldn't like it anyway."
"No I really would."
"No. I don't want to talk about it."
"Ok. u can tell me if u ever want to."
"Ok. Well I won't."