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So Far, So Great"


Off to the races
I'm going places
Might be a long shot
Not gonna waste it
This is the big break
And it's calling my name
Yeah

So far so great, get with it
At least that's how I see it
Having a dream's just the beginning
So far so great, believe it
Can't take away this feeling
Taking a ride with chance to my side
Yeah, I can't wait
So far, so great

Might need to wing it
Still gonna bring it
Not gonna sink low
I'm going swimming
schommel, swing for the fences
Sky's not the today
Yeah

So far so great, get with it
At least that's how I see it
Having a dream's just the beginning
So...

User: No.


Cleverbot: Yes.


User: I hat u.


Cleverbot: u what love me ah.


User: I what love u ah.


Cleverbot: Love is a state of being. Love is freedom. Love is jumping from a cliff with a smile and knowing u won't hit the ground. That is love.

User: No.

Cleverbot: Yes it does.

User: DOES THE BRAVE LITTLE tosti apparaat, broodrooster NEED TO SLAP A BITCH?!

Cleverbot: Yes is does.

User: Ok.

Cleverbot: We have 3 kids, xavier, gertrude, and amnda.

User: No. It's over 9000. I've already told u that OVER 9000 TIMES!

Cleverbot: What would interest you. Tell me and I will blabber about it.

User: Cats.

Cleverbot: Ok.

User: Blabber...

I found this on the internet :)

101 Ways To Annoy People
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1. Sing the Batman theme incessantly.

2. In the memo field of all your checks, write "for sensual massage."

3. Specify that your drive-through order is "to go."

4. Learn Morse code, and have conversations with vrienden in public consisting entirely of "Beeeep Bip Bip Beeep Bip..."

5. If u have a glass eye, tap on it occasionally with your pen while talking to others.

6. Amuse yourself for endless hours door hooking a camcorder to your TV and then pointing it at the screen. <

7. Speak only in...

i found this on the internet and i thought it was funny!

I may not be Fred Flintstone but I can sure make your bed rock!



Is your dad a thief of something? Because someone stal the stars and put them into your eyes!



I’ve heard sex is a killer. Want to die happy?



Excuse me, but I’m new in town, can I have directions to your place?



Can I buy u a drink – of would u just prefer the five bucks?



I’m a thief, and I’m here to steal your heart.



I wish I were a tear so i could start in your eyes, live on your face, and die on your lips.



If I could rearrange the alphabet, I would put U and I together....