Death came to a guy and said: "My friend today is your day."
Guy:"But I'm not ready!"
Then death said,"well your name is the volgende on my list".
Guy:"Okay why don't u take a zitplaats, stoel and I will get u something to eat before we go?".
Then death said,"all right"
The guy gave death some food with sleeping pills in it, death finished eating and fell into a deep sleep.
The guy took the lijst and removed his name from the top, boven of the lijst and put it at the bottom of the list.
When death woke up he zei to the guy, "Because u have been so nice to me, I will start from the BOTTOM of the lijst ..."
Moral of the story: - Whatever is written in your destiny ... Will never change no matter how much u try!!
Guy:"But I'm not ready!"
Then death said,"well your name is the volgende on my list".
Guy:"Okay why don't u take a zitplaats, stoel and I will get u something to eat before we go?".
Then death said,"all right"
The guy gave death some food with sleeping pills in it, death finished eating and fell into a deep sleep.
The guy took the lijst and removed his name from the top, boven of the lijst and put it at the bottom of the list.
When death woke up he zei to the guy, "Because u have been so nice to me, I will start from the BOTTOM of the lijst ..."
Moral of the story: - Whatever is written in your destiny ... Will never change no matter how much u try!!
A stoner called the brand department and said, "Come quick my house is on fire!" The Fireman asked "How do we get there?" The stoner says "DUH, the big red truck!"
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