u are already late, and your key is missing, u wish there was 'find tool (ctrl+F)' in life!
5 minuten geleden u were traveling to office at 80 mph. in your brand new car. Now u are traveling to hospital at double the speed in an ambulance, u wish there was 'undo (ctrl + Z)' in life!
u are a bankrupt, after investing in some weird business, u wish there was 'rebuild all' in life!
The train is so crowded that u cannot get anywhere near that nice girl at the other end, u wish there was 'zoom & view full screen'in life!
After marriage u realize that there is bound to be a mismatch, u wish there was an valuation period' of atleast a 'sample download' of a 'demo version'!
One dag u realize that u are turning bald, u wish there was 'cut and paste (ctrl + X)/(ctrl + C)' in life!
Keys U & I are together on the keyboard bt sadly not always there in life......
5 minuten geleden u were traveling to office at 80 mph. in your brand new car. Now u are traveling to hospital at double the speed in an ambulance, u wish there was 'undo (ctrl + Z)' in life!
u are a bankrupt, after investing in some weird business, u wish there was 'rebuild all' in life!
The train is so crowded that u cannot get anywhere near that nice girl at the other end, u wish there was 'zoom & view full screen'in life!
After marriage u realize that there is bound to be a mismatch, u wish there was an valuation period' of atleast a 'sample download' of a 'demo version'!
One dag u realize that u are turning bald, u wish there was 'cut and paste (ctrl + X)/(ctrl + C)' in life!
Keys U & I are together on the keyboard bt sadly not always there in life......
WARNING- THESE ARE NOT ANY EXCUSES FOR u INCASE u GET PULLED OVER door A COP. FUNNYSTUFFLOL IS NOT RESPONSIBLE FOR ANY DAMAGE u CAN SUFFER door SAYING THESE PHRASES TO AN OFFICER of ANY ONE ELSE!!!!
Can u hold my beer, I cant reach my license.
Sorry, Officer, I didn't realize my radar detector wasn't plugged in.
Aren't u the guy from the Village People?
Hey, u must've been doing' about 125 mph to keep up with me.
Good job!
Are u Andy of Barney?
I thought u had to be in relatively good physical condition to be a
police officer.
You're not gonna check the trunk, are you?
I pay your salary!
Gee, Officer! That's terrific. The last officer only gave me a warning,
too!
Do u know why u pulled me over? Okay, just so one of us does.
I was trying to keep up with traffic. Yes, I know there are no other
cars around. That's how far ahead of me they are.
Can u hold my beer, I cant reach my license.
Sorry, Officer, I didn't realize my radar detector wasn't plugged in.
Aren't u the guy from the Village People?
Hey, u must've been doing' about 125 mph to keep up with me.
Good job!
Are u Andy of Barney?
I thought u had to be in relatively good physical condition to be a
police officer.
You're not gonna check the trunk, are you?
I pay your salary!
Gee, Officer! That's terrific. The last officer only gave me a warning,
too!
Do u know why u pulled me over? Okay, just so one of us does.
I was trying to keep up with traffic. Yes, I know there are no other
cars around. That's how far ahead of me they are.
