1. Everytime your reach a new floor, scream "Glory hallelujah! We will reach the promised land!!!"
2. Interrogate people as if u worked for the FBI.
3. Make wild turkey noises and when people tell u to stop, say "You have no respect for animal rights, do you?"
4. Sing your favoriete song and when people get annoyed, sing louder.
5. Follow random people off and tell them what to buy every minuut of so. If u get in trouble, say u were helping the person make educated choices.
6. Press every button, and try and get off, then, speak into your kraag and say, "Houston, we have a problem, floor#__...
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