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"Hello, is this the FBI?" "Yes, what do u want?" "I'm calling to meld my neighbor Billy Bob Smith! He is hidingmarijuana inside his firewood." "Thank u very much for the call, sir." The volgende day, the FBI agents descend on Billy Bob's house. They searchthe shed where the firewood is kept. Using axes, they bust open everypiece of wood, butfind no marijuana. They swore at Billy Bob and left. The phone rings at Billy Bob's house. Hey, Billy Bob! Did the FBI come?" "Yeah!" "Did they chop your firewood?" "Yep." "Happy Birthday, Buddy!"
1. Your reading my article.
2. You're wondering why you're even reading this.
4. u didn't notice that I misspelled you're on #1
5. And you're checking back now
6. Nor did u notice I skipped number three.
7. u don't even feel like checking back this time. You'll take my word for it..
8. This is so stupid that u silently chuckle to yourself.
9. Then u realize that six isn't true because that doesn't make sense and that this is a rip off.
10. But u remember that a fact is something that can be proven right of wrong, so technically it was a fact.
11. u wish u never began to read this stupid stuff now but its still hard to stop.
13. I didn't catch u with the missing number this time. of did I?
14. u wonder why I'm being such a smart butt.
15. But then again, my mind reading powers amaze you.
16. u totally forgot I was only supposed to tell u ten facts.
2. You're wondering why you're even reading this.
4. u didn't notice that I misspelled you're on #1
5. And you're checking back now
6. Nor did u notice I skipped number three.
7. u don't even feel like checking back this time. You'll take my word for it..
8. This is so stupid that u silently chuckle to yourself.
9. Then u realize that six isn't true because that doesn't make sense and that this is a rip off.
10. But u remember that a fact is something that can be proven right of wrong, so technically it was a fact.
11. u wish u never began to read this stupid stuff now but its still hard to stop.
13. I didn't catch u with the missing number this time. of did I?
14. u wonder why I'm being such a smart butt.
15. But then again, my mind reading powers amaze you.
16. u totally forgot I was only supposed to tell u ten facts.
Ring a Ring a Rosies,
a pocket full of posies
ATISHOO ATISHOO, we all fall down
Known to be a song about a ring of roses, little children singing in a row, then u sneeze and u fall down. Did u ever play that game as a young child? Hold hands and dance in a circle?
Now for the reality.
This nursery rhyme is about the Black Plague.
Ring a ring a rosies - u used to have large pinky red circles on your skin, this is how u knew u had the plague.
A pocket full of posies - People used to hold posies up to their nose to keep the smell of death away. They also believed that it would keep the plague away. (didn't work)
Atishoo Atishoo we all fall down - u know what THAT means? if not that, people would sneeze and cough and you'd know that OHMYGOD WERE DYING! And you'd all fall down (basically, you've popped your clogs)
Some people think it is a very, haunting, creepy song if sung in a certain way other than the cheerful way.
Randomness lol.
a pocket full of posies
ATISHOO ATISHOO, we all fall down
Known to be a song about a ring of roses, little children singing in a row, then u sneeze and u fall down. Did u ever play that game as a young child? Hold hands and dance in a circle?
Now for the reality.
This nursery rhyme is about the Black Plague.
Ring a ring a rosies - u used to have large pinky red circles on your skin, this is how u knew u had the plague.
A pocket full of posies - People used to hold posies up to their nose to keep the smell of death away. They also believed that it would keep the plague away. (didn't work)
Atishoo Atishoo we all fall down - u know what THAT means? if not that, people would sneeze and cough and you'd know that OHMYGOD WERE DYING! And you'd all fall down (basically, you've popped your clogs)
Some people think it is a very, haunting, creepy song if sung in a certain way other than the cheerful way.
Randomness lol.
