top, boven 10 signs your partner needs a vacation
1) He keeps handcuffing himself door accident.
2) He is starting to develop a crush on one of the transvestite hookers he arrested.
3) He wants to transfer to a K-9 unit because he thinks he'd look good in a collar.
4) He talks to himself. Half of him is the "good cop", and the other half is the "bad cop."
5) He wants u to call him "Judge Dredd", and he insists that all suspects should be executed right there on the spot.
6) He keeps asking u if his bullet proof vest makes him look fat.
7) He is exchanging donut recipes with complete strangers.
8) The perpetrators beg him to stop talking about his hemorrhoids.
9) Every Tuesday he insists it's his turn to be the siren.
10) He wants to hear less talk and meer muziek on the police channel
1) He keeps handcuffing himself door accident.
2) He is starting to develop a crush on one of the transvestite hookers he arrested.
3) He wants to transfer to a K-9 unit because he thinks he'd look good in a collar.
4) He talks to himself. Half of him is the "good cop", and the other half is the "bad cop."
5) He wants u to call him "Judge Dredd", and he insists that all suspects should be executed right there on the spot.
6) He keeps asking u if his bullet proof vest makes him look fat.
7) He is exchanging donut recipes with complete strangers.
8) The perpetrators beg him to stop talking about his hemorrhoids.
9) Every Tuesday he insists it's his turn to be the siren.
10) He wants to hear less talk and meer muziek on the police channel
This should probably be taped
to your bathroom mirror
where one could read it every day.
u may not realize it,
but it's 100% true.
1. There are at least two people in this world
that u would die for.
2.. At least 15 people in this world
love u in some way.
3. The only reason anyone would ever hate u
is because they want to
be just like you.
4. A smile from u can bring happiness to anyone,
even if they don't
like you.
5. Every night,
SOMEONE thinks about u
before they go to sleep.
6. u mean the world to someone.
7. u are special and unique.
8. Someone that u don't even know exists loves you.
9. When u make the biggest mistake ever,
something good comes from it.
10. When u think the world
has turned its back on u
take another look.
11. Always remember the compliments u received.
Forget about the rude remarks.
to your bathroom mirror
where one could read it every day.
u may not realize it,
but it's 100% true.
1. There are at least two people in this world
that u would die for.
2.. At least 15 people in this world
love u in some way.
3. The only reason anyone would ever hate u
is because they want to
be just like you.
4. A smile from u can bring happiness to anyone,
even if they don't
like you.
5. Every night,
SOMEONE thinks about u
before they go to sleep.
6. u mean the world to someone.
7. u are special and unique.
8. Someone that u don't even know exists loves you.
9. When u make the biggest mistake ever,
something good comes from it.
10. When u think the world
has turned its back on u
take another look.
11. Always remember the compliments u received.
Forget about the rude remarks.