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-illions! (numbers)

posted by smileypop9

Million has 6 zeros
Billion has 9 zeros
Trillion has 12 zeros
Quadrillion has 15 zeros
Quintillion has 18 zeros
Sextillion has 21 zeros
Septillion has 24 zeros
Octillion has 27 zeros
Nonillion has 30 zeros
Decillion has 33 zeros
Undecillion has 36 zeros
Duodecillion has 39 zeros
Tredecillion has 42 zeros
Quattuordecillion has 45 zeros
Quindecillion has 48 zeros
Sexdecillion has 51 zeros
Septendecillion has 54 zeros
Octodecillion has 57 zeros
Novemdecillion has 60 zeros
Vigintillion has 63 zeros
Googol has 100 zeros.
Centillion has 303 zeros (except in Britain, where it has 600 zeros)
Googolplex has a googol of zeros
Gazillion has 86430 zeros
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Chuck Norris Jokes (when I say that I mean facts)

posted by Invader-Tak

(CREATED door RAE RI, NOT ME)

Chuck Norris can make onions cry.

Chuck Norris can wis the Recycling Bin.

Ghosts are actually caused door Chuck Norris killing people faster than Death can process them.

Chuck Norris can strangle u with a cordless phone.

Chuck Norris can build a snowman out of rain.

Chuck Norris once had a hart-, hart attack; his hart-, hart lost.

Chuck Norris doesn't turn the light on; he turns the dark off.

The last digit of pi is Chuck Norris. He is the end of all things.

Chuck Norris' calendar goes straight from March 31st to April 2nd. No one fools Chuck Norris.

When Chuck Norris looks in a mirror, the mirror shatters; not even a mirror is stupid enough to get between Chuck Norris and Chuck Norris.

Chuck Norris's tears can cure aids, too bad he never cries. (silvaze9)

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Little Believer [cute20k/The purple alien ORIGINAL! SONG! LYRICS!}

posted by cute20k

INTRO-
She sings the songs that she learns from
Jen and all the cool girls
She doesn't know what they mean
But she doesn't really have a care in the world

PRE-
She turn red then she turned redder
What was so funny?
They whispered fierce words about her
She fakes a smile
Pictures the snickers with laughture

CHORUS1-
I said,
Why do u always go on?
I got a grip on reality finally
But why should I hold on?
This is too hard for me.
They said;
Didn't your mama ever tell ya?
I thought she'd taught ya well but
You're livin life in a fantasy
Why'd u treat your life like a dream?

VS1-
She skipped over to the 4th pew
in...

6

Ponder these imponderables!

posted by Shelly_McShelly

If u tied buttered geroosterd brood, toast to the back of a cat and dropped it from a height, what would happen?

If you're in a vehicle going the speed of light, what happens when u turn on the headlights?

You know how most packages say "Open here". What happens if u open it somewhere else?

Why do they put Braille dots on the keypad of the drive-up ATM?

Why do we drive on parkways and park on driveways?

Why isn't "palindrome" spelled the same way backwards?

Why is it that when u transport something door car, it's called a shipment, but when u transport something door ship, it's called cargo?

You know that little...