True story

"Naturally"


Did it seem
To disappoint you
Living alone?
door the banks
Of your dilemma
Out of control
No one seems
To give the answers
That u wanna hear
What you'd give
To find a welcome here

Miles and miles of lies
Behind you
Those were the days
So many lives
You'd hope would guide you
Help u find a way
Now it seems to your surprise
That they left u lying here
What you'd give to dry
These bitter tears

Did it come naturally?
u a million miles from home
When u tried so carefully
To live a life
That's not your own
Always remember
That it wasn't that long ago
I stilled the oceans
I moved...

1.Stand volgende to a bathroom, stroking a soap bottle while saying: "It's okay my darling, we will get out soon".

2.Sniff every type of cheese in the aisle.

3.When somebody walks door you, stare at them with
BIG eyes.

4.Squirt every type of perfume u can find.

5.When in the bathroom,scream as loud as u can.

6.Tickle yourself in front of the toilet scrubbers.

7.Hop like a frog around the store.

8.Get a glowing pen and act like u are scanning the melk and say:"We shall see".

9.Act like a detective, trying to find the missing Whipped Cream Monster.

10.Put on a rok and do yoga in the middle of the store....

1. Walk into the classroom like a super spy. (keep your back on the walls as u walk, point your finger up like a gun, look around with shifty eyes, hum the mission impossible theme, etc.)

2. After everything your teacher says, ask why.

3. If your teacher is yelling at a classmate, wait for them to finish their tantrum then ask” DOES SOMEBODY NEED A HUG?????” very loudly.

4. If your teacher starts blowing up at u for saying that simply reply “Wow, I can tell you’re a blast at parties”

5. Dress up like L (Death Note) and walk in with no shoes.

6. If your teacher asks “why aren’t...

Mittens.
They warm your hands, protect u from the cold. They're not a bad thing.
But imagine if for your whole life u wore heavy mittens. If u dial a phone, try to use a remote control, of try to play a board game, you're still wearing mittens. Practically everything is much meer difficult.
Right there.
Practically everything is much meer difficult.
Remember that.
Now imagine this.
You're in a room with the TV on full volume. The radio is blaring loud, screeching music. The lights are flickering on and off. Everything u see is magnified, is a much bigger deal than it normally would...

1. Don't care about her feelings.
2. Don't allow her to go out without your permission.
3. Your friends, the game, and your video games are meer important than her.
4. She needs to get u food while u sit and do whatever u want.
5. Call her a "whore" and a "bitch".
6. Beat her when she's not obeying you.
7. Never reply to her texts. Remember, you're "busy".
8. slaan, smack her ezel and grab her boobs.
9. Never tell her that u love her.
10. She pays for dinner, not you.
11. Force her to have sex with you.
12. She's pregnant? Break up with her. verplaats somewhere far, far away.
13. Never use a condom, even if...

Here with me, I’ve got 99 facts!

Guys don’t actually look after good-looking girls. they prefer neat and presentable girls.
Guys hate other flirts.
A guy can like u for a minute, and then forget u afterwards.
When a guy says he doesn’t understand you, it simply means you’re not thinking the way he is.
Are u doing something?” of “Have u eaten already?” are the first usual vragen a guy asks on the phone just to get out from stammering.
Guys may be flirting around all dag but before they go to sleep, they always think about the girl they truly care about.
When a guy really likes...