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parras2 ASK ME ABOUT MY WEINER! lol I freaking love that movie

FionaLuvsFinn no im good

abn1126 Dick XD

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Very politically incorrect jokes

posted by d3ath_3at3r

In a pub kwis the other dag I lost door one point. The vraag was, "where do women mostly have curly hair?" Apparently, it's Africa.

One of the other vragen was to name two things commonly found in cells.
It appears that Nigerians and Jamaicans is not the correct answer.

I've heard that appel, apple has scrapped their plans for the new children's iPod, after realizing that iTouch Kids is not a good product name.

There's a new Muslim clothing koop that opened in Toronto but I've been banned from it, after asking to look at some bommenwerper jackets.

You can say lots of bad things about pedophiles,...

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Reverse thinspo

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Most populair ghetto names

posted by RulerL0rd

Ghetto Names

Mostly populair with the poorer sections of the communities in the United States, ghetto names are becoming meer common.
These are some ghetto names sent to us door our readers:

Aalissah , Aarionda , AbbyYoYo , Abcd , Abrianna , Adaizala , Aereana , Ajavalon , Akeebu , Akwante , Alamarion , Alashawndre , Alashema , Alezeisha , Aliciandra , Alveonta , Amabufu , Amanisha , Ambrisha , Amereazanisha , Amiracle , Amonteosha , Ananchalant , Anfernee , Angenique , Annestonisha , Antonyishia , Antwanae , Antwanique , Antwonisha , Anukware , Aquamaquisha , Aquanasia , Aquanetta , Aquaniqua ,...

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60 funny ways to get kicked out of Walmart

posted by kitty2264

Found this on Google. Hope it makes ya laugh.

1. Set all the alarm clocks to go off in 10-minute intervals

2. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone, “Code 3 in housewares,…”and see what happens.

3. Go to the Service bureau and ask to put a bag of M&M’s on lay away.

4. Find one of the workers who is making a pyramid of a display of something and as soon as they are finished with it, ask for the thing that’s on the bottom and have a panic attack until they give it to you.

5. Get on the loud speaker and declare a “Going Out of Business Sale, All Items 99% Off”

6....

Cool

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How to get over a crush :-)

posted by Thecharliejay

Think
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Realization. Even though it may seem impossible, the truth is, nothing is impossible. If u keep thinking it's impossible, then it will be. Have faith
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Analyze the situation. Create a lijst of "pros" and "cons" to help u better understand why you're seeking love of acceptance from this person.
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Don't worry about things u can't help. Acknowledge the impossibility as something that is totally out of your hands (ex: marriage, age, sexuality, hang-ups) and know that if something is meant to be, it will be.
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Don't...

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Death the Kid - Ultimate Death kanon

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Tsitra360 pony Art

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ATTENTION EVERYONE!!!

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Ninja Cat Funnies

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Birthday Cake FAILS

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Nature

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Hmm...

added by ladolcevita

Source: Hmmm... Um,well EW.com, Everglow, Mugglenet, me!, forgot the last

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10 things that toon u have good luck.

posted by IcePhoniex

1.You jinx 3 people and they Owe u 3 cans of your favoriete soda.
2. u find a four leaf clover

3. u are randomly exactly at the end of a rainbow.

4. u get over your phobia

5. Your crush says I love you.

6. u find $10 dollars on the ground

7. 15 people say your awesome

8. 100 meer people followed u on twitter

9. u meet your fav celebrity.

10. u get a new car.

Yep! 10 things that toon u have bad luck is coming soon!

10 things that toon u have bad luck is coming soon!

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My Babysitter's a Vampire Season 2, Episode 2 Say You'll Be Maztak

posted by azlehs

A comedic spin on pop culture vampires and scary films in general, tells the story of three teens who believe their new babysitter is a real bloodsucking creature of the night -- and it's now up to them to rid their sleepy little town of the menace.

I love this show, and for the parent freaking out over it being "inappropriate" they have a time on Disney channel for kids it goes to noon. Shouldn't be that hard to avoid a toon that airs late, and its not obscene, and she wasn't "making out" with anyone It was a peck like everything else on Disney. Do yourself a favor and switch to Disney.

Anyway I love this show! So no I guess its not only children that watch the Disney channel. I love the characters. It's interesting and funny, I love that its not a typical Disney comedy and I love that there's no annoying laughter in the background! Anyway I recommend it :)

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Quotes/Sayings/Others (Not in order-All mixed)

posted by ShadowYJ

I just made some up and put them all here-some are negative, positive and quotes and sayings and others.

1. This is me. This is who I am. If u don’t like me-don’t stick around.
2. Challenge me. It will make no difference. Why? ‘Cause u are the one thats going to be dead in the end.
3. u think make-up and fashion is the solution to all your problems? Well thats a big laugh.
4. Beautiful doesn’t mean blonde of skinny
5. Beauty comes from within-not from looks
6. Just because he/she is cute, doesn't mean they are made of candy
7. u can do anything-but not everything
8. u may be physically...

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Some Of My Most Sarcastic Quotes

posted by chillyneon

Use these on your friends. They are fun and awesome. Just like me :)))))))))

F = Friend M = Me

F = Do I need to lock the door?
M = Do I need to tell u a hundred times that were not going to have a zombie attack?

Robber = Wheres the money?
Me = In your mouth where your last girlfriend told u to put it.

F = How do I swim?
M = Just don't drown.

M = If u die, I call getting ALL of your awards for being a smart-alex.

The populair girl = Your so stupid!
Me = At least I'm not wearing my overhemd, shirt on backwards.

Your friend is telling a long story. If u are getting annoyed say this.
Friend = Blah blah blah blah......
Me = I need some asprin

Some random guy/girl = Is this zitplaats, stoel empty?
u = Yes and this one will be too if u sit here.

I'll write meer soon!!!

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Emmanuel straal, straal, ray to attend Pre Cannes Film Social in Jewel, London Covent Garden

posted by ts_ilieva

Emmanuel straal, ray as Ravu, the silent assassin in Dumar movie. foto courtesy Fruit District Films.

Emmanuel Ray as Ravu, the silent assassin in Dumar movie. Photo courtesy Fruit District Films.

On 2nd May 2012, Emmanuel straal, ray will attend the Pre Cannes Film Social at Jewel Covent Garden hosted door actress and producer Paola Berta at Sheepish Productions and Beverly Hills UK Film Society and Events.

The purpose of the event is to create a public relations and development platform for filmmakers and artists that are keen and ambitious about taking their projects to a consistent level of recognition and
publicity. Some of the film trailers being screened on the night have been selected for Cannes Film Festival 2012.

“I never miss an event hosted door Paola Berta. It was at the Pre Cannes...

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Family guy quotes

posted by tokidoki123

[Family Guy] S01E05 - A Hero Sits volgende Door #178
Lois: Meg, you're a sweet, beautiful girl, he'll come around.
Meg: That's such a mom answer.
Lois: Well, have u tried tonen him the goods? How's that for a mom answer?
Meg: Creepy.
Contributed door funnytvquotes.com

[Family Guy] S03E07 - Lethal Weapons #183
Peter: Excuse me, is your refrigerator running? Because if it is, it probably runs like u - very homosexually.
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[Family Guy] S03E10 - vis Out Of Water #181
Auctioner: We'll open this auction with this pair of panties confiscated from a prostitute.
Quagemire: Fifty...