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1.A blonde keeps walking down her drive to her mail box.

She keeps doing this until her neighbour asks her why she is doing that.

The blonde antwoorden "My computer keeps telling me that i've got mail"

2.Why did the blond kruis the road?

I dont know.

Neither did the blond.

3.A police officer stops a blonde for speeding and asks her very nicely if he could see her license.

She replied in a huff, "I wish u guys could get your act together. Just yesterday u take away my license and then today u expect me to toon it to you."

4.A blonde, brunette and a redhead run to the top, boven of a burning building. Below,...

Why Did the Chicken kruis the Road?


George W. Bush: We don't really care why the chicken crossed the road. We just want to know if the chicken is on our side of the road of not. The chicken is either with us of it is against us. There is no middle ground here.

Bill Clinton: I did not kruis the road with THAT chicken. What do u mean door chicken? Could u define chicken, please?

Einstein: Whether the chicken crossed the road of the road moved beneath the chicken depends upon your frame of reference.

Bill Gates: I have just released the new Chicken Office 2000, which will not only kruis roads, but...