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I'm Dreaming Of A Fat Christmas

It was Christmas Eve. Selena sat yet on her head, sipping slow eggnog.

She looked at the cute boot hanging on the Christmas boom and sighed. Last year, alex had hung it there, just before they looked at each other conversely and then fell into each other's arms and stood each other's hand.

If only I hadn't been so pretty, Selena thought, pouring a funny amount of rum into her eggnog. Then alex might not have got so stupid and left me all alone at Christmas time. She wiped away a fast tear and held her head in her hand.

Suddenly, there was a knock at the door and...

1. If using a touch-tone, press random numbers while ordering. Ask the person taking the order to stop doing that.

2. Make up a charge-card name. Ask if they accept it.

3. Use CB lingo where applicable.

4. Order a Big Mac Extra Value Meal.

5. Terminate the call with, "Remember, we never had this conversation."

6. Tell the order taker a rival pizza place is on the other line and you're going with the lowest bidder.

7. Give them your address, exclaim "Oh, just surprise me!" and hang up.

8. Answer their vragen with questions.

9. In your breathiest voice, tell them to cut the crap about nutrition and...

Act like u know the order taker from somewhere. Say, "BedWetter’s Camp, right?"
Add extra letters to words, ex: pizza becomes pizzzzzzzaaaaaaa
After ordering, say, "I wonder what THIS button on the phone does." Simulate a cutoff.
Amuse the order taker with little-known facts about country music.
Answer their vragen with questions.
Ask about pizza maintenance and repair.
Ask for a deal available somewhere else. (e.g., If phoning Domino's, ask for a Cheeser! Cheeser!)
Ask for chips/fries with everything!
Ask for extra homo-sapien
Ask for the guy who took your order last time.
Ask how many...

The Jersey Devil is zei to be a made-up creature, door scientists and sketics everywhere. And it is just made up...isn't it?
Perhaps not. Most reports, unlike many that turned out be fake, follow the same lines: claiming the Devil is a kangaroo-like creature with cloven hooves, bat wings, the head of a goat, and a forked tail. It is zei to be fast, and it's attack call sounds like that of a tortured horse; bloodcurdling and horrible.
There are many sightings involving this mysterious cryptid. One example is the sighting claim of Joseph Bonaparte, who claimed to have seen the Jersey Devil while...

"So girls," zei mrs. Green. "This is our new home!"
Jocelyn and Erin set their suit cases down. 
"So why'd we have to verplaats to Britain?" asked Erin. 
"Well maybe u can make some new friends." answered Mrs. Green. 
Erin and Jocelyn looked at each other. 
"Since when does that happen." they zei in unison. 
"Why don't u go explore the house." zei Mrs. Green. 
The girls went up stairs. Jocelyn turned on the sink. The water sparkled with goud and regenboog streaks. 
"Hey, Erin, check this out." she said, sticking her hand in. She imidiatly felt wind blowing on her hand. A horses tail brushed...

She wasn't young, but still a child
There was no innocence
In faded smiles
She called to me as I passed her by
Lady of the night looked in my eyes
She said, I been through some changes
But one thing always stays the same

Without love, there's nothing without love
And nothing else can get u through the night
‘Cause nothing else feels right without love
Whoa

I saw a man down on lonely street
A broken man who looked like me
And no one knows the pain that he's been living
He lost his love, he still hasn't forgiven
He said, I've been through some changes
But one thing always stays the same

Without love, there's...

We would take no prisoners
'Cause there was nobody giving in
They came walking through my jungle
Met an angel about to sin
I heard a voice from inside of me
When the youth of America cried
Can u help me, hear me call

I don't wanna fall (I don't wanna fall)
I don't wanna fall (I don't wanna fall)
To the fire
I don't wanna fall (I don't wanna fall)
I don't wanna fall (I don't wanna fall)
To the fire

When you're a part of society
You know the hart-, hart of your innocence dies
When we met with Authority
I looked him right between the eyes
'Cause all we had was our innocence
All we had was our hearts to try to win the...

After the smoke clears
And it's down to u and I
When the sun appears
And there's nothing left but goodbyes
We'll just turn and walk away
How could we let it end like this
Just turn and walk away
Should we zeehond, seal it with a kiss

It's too late
Now you're out and on the run
It's too late
Held up in love without a gun

Silent night
We hold up our candle light
Silent night
The night our love died
No words to say
Now we're both too tired to fight
Just hold me close and don't let go

It was all so simple when
You were to be queen and I'd be your king
I guess the dream got lost
‘Cause baby you're still u and I'm still...

I walked across an empty land
I knew the pathway like the back of my hand
I felt the earth beneath my feet
Sat door the river and it made me complete

Oh simple thing where have u gone
I'm getting old and I need something to rely on
So tell me when you're gonna let me in
I'm getting tired and I need somewhere to begin

I came across a fallen tree
I felt the branches of it looking at me
Is this the place we used to love?
Is this the place that I've been dreaming of?

Oh simple thing where have u gone
I'm getting old and I need something to rely on
So tell me when you're gonna let me in
I'm getting tired and...

Now that you're gone, I can see
What was going on and how u lied
When u zei you'd never love again

Your vrienden telephone and they say
You weren't out alone last night
Can u see that this broken hart-, hart is killing me

Another night is falling
And now my hart-, hart is calling u back to me

Come back, 'cause I need your love
Back, got to have your love
Come back, bring your loving back to me

Come back, 'cause it's been so long
Back, and I can't go on
Come back, bring your loving back to me

You play with words, play with love
Always just your silly way
I'm a fool for I need u door my side again

Now it's too late...