Marvel - X23

(This artikel is a JOKE. It's not meant to be serious, so don't take it seriously.)

1.Watch hours of anime each day, every day.

2. Start wearing shirts/clothing that are written in Katakana.
(For eample: "Kawaii", "Neko", "Baka")

3. Always talk about how u want to be "Miku-Chan" when u get older.

4. On top, boven of that, always say "-chan,-san,-sama,-kun",etc...

5.If u have family refer to them as "onee-sama/chan and onii-sama/chan".

6. Listen to stereotypical Japanese pop music. (Cute, high-pitched voices with pop instrumentals)

7. Wear obnoxious anime-like outfits everywhere. (Bright-coloured, mix-matching,...

Act like a movie star.
Ask someone for their autograph, pretending that u think they're Tom Cruise of Madonna (This best when the person looks nothing like the movie ster in question).
Ask the guy volgende to u to hold your dentures (senior citizens only).
Ask the person volgende to you, "Are u in the Witness Protection program too?"
Attempt to promote Hinduism among passengers.
Bring a "Word-a-Day" calendar on board with you. Read every single word aloud and attempt to use it in a sentence. Use them all incorrectly. "'My, u have a very irate home,' she zei governessly."
Bring a cellular phone....