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Here are some funny "Roses are red" poems?

posted by australia-101

DEMENTED POEMS

Roses are crap
Violets are shit
Sit on my face
And wiggle a bit

Roses are stupid
Violets are silly
Grease up your flaps
Cuz here comes my willy

Roses are awful
Violets are the pits
Lift up your shirt
And toon me your tits

Roses make me laugh
Violets make me titter
You're a dirty bitch
And u love it up the shitter

Roses are straight
Violets are twisted
Bend over love
You're about to get fisted

Roses are crap
Violets are wanky
Oooh I've just cum
Pass me a hanky

Roses are red
It's elementary
Let's ring your best friend
And try double entry

Roses are shit
Violets are crap
toon me your clit
And I'll cum in your lap

Roses are red
Skidmarks are brown
Give me a blow job
And slikken it down

Roses are groovy
Violets are funky
I'm thinking of you
And spanking my monkey

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10 most stupid vragen people usually ask in obvious situations….Its really funny…enjoy

posted by 7things

1. At the movies: When u meet acquaintances/ friends.. .
Stupid Question:-
Hey, what are u doing here?
Answer:-
Dont u know, I sell tickets in black over here..

2. In the bus: A heavy lady wearing pointed high-heeled shoes steps on your feet…
Stupid Question:-
Sorry, did that hurt?
Answer:-
No, not at all, I’m on local anesthesia.. …why don’t u try again.

3. At a funeral: One of the teary-eyed people ask…
Stupid Question:-
Why, why him, of all people.
Answer:-
Why? Would it rather have been you?

4. At a restaurant: When u ask the waiter
Stupid Question:-
Is ! the “Butter Paneer Masala”...

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When u see it, you'll shit bricks!

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Source: Google

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The 20 Dumbest vragen asked on Yahoo antwoorden

posted by joe-kerr

I found this hilarious artikel on pcworld.com
Don't know who the auteur is, but he's funny.

1. Backward Thinking
"I sold my only car to help pay for gas money, but now gas has come down in price. How do I get my car back?"
I tried to contact this guy, but it turns out that he also sold his computer to help pay for his Internet connection.

2. It's badges Lock--Capisce?
"HOW DO I TURN OFF CAPSLOCK? I ACCIDENTALLY TURNED IT ON YESTERDAY AND I DONT KNOW HOW TO TURN IT BACK OFF."
Note to self: Register howtoturnoffcapslock.com; make millions.

3. Credit Crunch
"I wanted to see if my computer would read my...

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Funniest New Year's Resolutions

posted by Sheetal1256

Here are some funny New Year's resolutions for 2012...
I will think of a paswoord other than "password" of "hello".

I will not tell the same story at every get together.

I won't worry so much.

I will cut my hair.

I will grow my hair.

I will stop considering other people's feelings when they so obviously don't consider mine - if that unwashed fellow sits volgende to me again, I'll tell him he stinks!

I will be meer imaginative.

I will not bore my boss door with the same excuse for taking leaves. I will think of some meer excuses.

I will do less laundry and use meer deodorant.

I will avoid taking a bath whenever...

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The top, boven 10 Spongebob Squarepants Songs! Part 1

posted by deathding

Give my regards to broadway. o-O

*Insert epic theme song here*

Alright, I'm pretty sure we all know who Spongebob is. The toon was a funny, crazy, and inventive kids toon that pretty much EVERYBODY ALIVE has at least heard of.

The toon had memorable characters, funny comedy that everyone can enjoy, and.......

CHOCOLAAAAAAAAAATEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!! ^____^

But one of my favoriete parts of the toon was the songs, and today we're counting down the best of them!

BECAUSE NOBODY CAN SING BETTER THAN A TALKING SPONGE. ;D

#10. Striped Sweater!

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Shots fired.

Seriously, this is EASILY the stupidest song on this...

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A fat fairy princess.

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Jokes

posted by Usui--takumi

Why was Tigger looking in the bowl??
He was trying to find pooh.
There were three men on an airplane, one of them decides to bring a baby.There is a crash and only three parachutes so they leave the baby behind. When they get to the bottom they hear screaming. They find the baby on the ground. The dad of the baby says, '' How did u get down here? ''. The baby replies, '' Me not dumb, me not silly, me hold on to daddy's willy!''
What's black and white, black and white, black and white?
A pinguïn rolling down a hill.
Yo momma so fat, when she jumps her own boobs slap her.
Yo momma so dumb AND fat,...

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Trick vragen

posted by Shelly_McShelly

Welcome to The Weakest Link.

Here is a very simple little test comprised of four vragen to determine the level of your intellect. Your antwoorden must be spontaneous and immediate, with no deliberating of wasting time.

And NO CHEATING. On your mark, set....GO!!!

1: u are competing in a race, and overtake the runner in seconde place.
In which position are u now?

Answer:

If u answered that you're now coming first then you're completely wrong. u overtook the seconde runner and took their place, therefore you're coming second.

For the volgende vraag try not to be so dumb.

2 : If u overtake the last...

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awesome school joke

posted by Shelly_McShelly

a boy was asked door his teacher to pick some spelling words for his homework. the boy goes home pagina and asks his mum "what's a good spelling word?" and the mother antwoorden " Shutup, i'm busy", so he writes it down.
he goes to his dad and asks "whats a good spelling word?" and the dad antwoorden "da na na na Batman!" so he writes it down.
next he goes to his older sister and asks "whats a good spelling word?" and she antwoorden "yeah yeah" so the boy writes it down.
he goes to his younger sister and asks "whats a good spelling word?" and she antwoorden "lollipop, lollipop" so he writes it down.
Finally he goes...

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Elfen Lied Quotes

posted by invadercalliope

•Everyone in this place is unhappy. And since they're unhappy, they're probably looking for someone worse off than they are.
•You know who isn't human? u know who isn't human?! PEOPLE LIKE YOU!
•Up to this day, I've never killed a single human.
•You will never see me again.
•I was going to let u go; after all, there aren't many of us out there, but you're just such a pain in the ass.
•Please forget about everything.
•Are u enjoying this?
Kouta: "I thought we were friends."

Lucy: "We are friends, that's why you're still alive."

Kouta: "You killed my father, Kanae.. and my sister Kanae... For that I will never forgive you."
Lucy: "All this time, I've lived in hope of telling u how sorry I am, I've fought armies, just to have this chance, but now, there's nothing I can say that's good enough."

Kurama: "Regret is the domain of those who have earned the right to look back on the past. All I have is shame."
The End

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The 16 MBTI Types (Personality Type)

posted by Fitch

What's your personality type?

Picks/Polls
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(E) Extrovert
-Tend to focus on the outer world of people and the external environment
-Like variety and action
-Often impatient with long, slow jobs
-Are interested in the activities of their work and in how other people do it
-Often act quickly, sometimes without thinking
-Develop ideas door discussion
-Like to learn new task door talking it through with someone
-Need to experience the world in order to understand it and thus tend to like action

(I) Introverts
-Focus meer on their own inner world,...