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posted by ShadowFan100
I decided to make a lijst a crap I hate (IDk if some of this will be offensive of not, but I just need to get a few of these things off my chest)

-Abusers/Racism (kinda in one)

I hate animal/human abusers who feel like "tough" just for hurting others different of smaller than they are.

-Sexism (of both sides)

The part I really hate about this is when they act like guys NEVER get abused. Abuse happens in both genders, yet it seems like the world only pays attention to the girl side and not BOTH. Not fair. Just cuz I'm not a girl don't mean I've never been abused of hated on ect.

-Agism

I'm nice person,...
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Alright basically the titel says it all so I'm just ganna jump into it.

1. Princess- it's a cute name for a girl who likes feeling really important and special

2. Beautiful/Gorgeous- basically it's one that every girl will love and u don't have to worry about them not liking it

3. Sweetie Pie- okay this one is a good one if your girl is meer on the country side

4. Sweet Heart- another one that a lot of girls like

5. Babe/Baby- good most of the time

6. Kitten- this is a good one for girls who are either animal lovers of sweet, cute and playful

Look use these if u want but in my opinion make up...
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posted by Bluekait
Your butt is wide, well mine is too
Just watch your mouth of I'll sit on you
The word is out, better treat me right
'Cause I'm the king of cellulite
Ham on, ham on, ham on whole wheat, all right

My zippers bust, my buckles break
I'm too much man for u to take
The pavement cracks when I fall down
I've got meer chins than Chinatown

Well, I've never used a phone booth
And I've never seen my toes
When I'm goin' to the movies
I take up seven rows

Because I'm fat, I'm fat, come on
(Fat, fat, really, really fat)
You know I'm fat, I'm fat, u know it
(Fat, fat, really, really fat)
You know I'm fat, I'm fat, come...
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At least a dozen times a dag u hear "I hate society" and "society sucks," and people complaining and complaining about it, but here's the thing thing:

You say u hate society, u say u can’t stand it. u say u hate your generation and the kids at your school and the people u see on the streets around you, but you’re one of them.

You’re one of them, you’re a member of society, u all are. u were born this way, u will die this way. u are society, and society is you. u are the constitute parts of each other, inseparable and indistinguishable. Your connection is binding...
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This is my gorgeous ,Beautiful, talented and inspirational hero Talia . Talia is a fighter .Talia was first diagnosed 6 years geleden with with stage four neuroblastoma cancer, a tumor that develops from nerve tissue in infants and children, on Valentine's dag in 2007.It was then that she first developed an interest in make-up .Now she has attracted over14million viewers to her video blog. Her make-up tutorials are amazing.She is always so positive and never loose hope. last summer Talia learned that she has neuroblastoma and leukemia 'at the same time' and the doctors were giving her only four...
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1. Dick Trickle

A NASCAR driver that sounds like he has symptoms of prostate problems. Yeah, this one definitely deserves the top, boven spot on the list.

2. Rusty Kuntz
If he were a girl, it would possibly be number one on the list; nobody would want to mess with her.

3. Grant Balfour
Grant means “to give” and ball four represents a walk in baseball. Not exactly the best name for this Oakland A’s pitcher.

4. Pete LaCock
The capitalization of this name just makes it even worse. He gets the double whammy on the first and last name

5. Guy Whimper
He is a 6’5’’, 300lbs. offensive tackle for the Jacksonville...
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1.You jinx 3 people and they Owe u 3 cans of your favoriete soda.
2. u find a four leaf clover

3. u are randomly exactly at the end of a rainbow.

4. u get over your phobia

5. Your crush says I love you.

6. u find $10 dollars on the ground

7. 15 people say your awesome

8. 100 meer people followed u on twitter

9. u meet your fav celebrity.

10. u get a new car.



Yep! 10 things that toon u have bad luck is coming soon!




10 things that toon u have bad luck is coming soon!
A comedic spin on pop culture vampires and scary films in general, tells the story of three teens who believe their new babysitter is a real bloodsucking creature of the night -- and it's now up to them to rid their sleepy little town of the menace.

I love this show, and for the parent freaking out over it being "inappropriate" they have a time on Disney channel for kids it goes to noon. Shouldn't be that hard to avoid a toon that airs late, and its not obscene, and she wasn't "making out" with anyone It was a peck like everything else on Disney. Do yourself a favor and switch to Disney.

Anyway I love this show! So no I guess its not only children that watch the Disney channel. I love the characters. It's interesting and funny, I love that its not a typical Disney comedy and I love that there's no annoying laughter in the background! Anyway I recommend it :)
I just made some up and put them all here-some are negative, positive and quotes and sayings and others.

1. This is me. This is who I am. If u don’t like me-don’t stick around.
2. Challenge me. It will make no difference. Why? ‘Cause u are the one thats going to be dead in the end.
3. u think make-up and fashion is the solution to all your problems? Well thats a big laugh.
4. Beautiful doesn’t mean blonde of skinny
5. Beauty comes from within-not from looks
6. Just because he/she is cute, doesn't mean they are made of candy
7. u can do anything-but not everything
8. u may be physically...
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posted by chillyneon
Use these on your friends. They are fun and awesome. Just like me :)))))))))

F = Friend M = Me

F = Do I need to lock the door?
M = Do I need to tell u a hundred times that were not going to have a zombie attack?

Robber = Wheres the money?
Me = In your mouth where your last girlfriend told u to put it.

F = How do I swim?
M = Just don't drown.

M = If u die, I call getting ALL of your awards for being a smart-alex.

The populair girl = Your so stupid!
Me = At least I'm not wearing my overhemd, shirt on backwards.

Your friend is telling a long story. If u are getting annoyed say this.
Friend = Blah blah blah blah......
Me = I need some asprin

Some random guy/girl = Is this zitplaats, stoel empty?
u = Yes and this one will be too if u sit here.

I'll write meer soon!!!
 Emmanuel straal, ray as Ravu, the silent assassin in Dumar movie. foto courtesy Fruit District Films.
Emmanuel Ray as Ravu, the silent assassin in Dumar movie. Photo courtesy Fruit District Films.
On 2nd May 2012, Emmanuel straal, ray will attend the Pre Cannes Film Social at Jewel Covent Garden hosted door actress and producer Paola Berta at Sheepish Productions and Beverly Hills UK Film Society and Events.

The purpose of the event is to create a public relations and development platform for filmmakers and artists that are keen and ambitious about taking their projects to a consistent level of recognition and
publicity. Some of the film trailers being screened on the night have been selected for Cannes Film Festival 2012.

“I never miss an event hosted door Paola Berta. It was at the Pre Cannes...
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posted by tokidoki123
[Family Guy] S01E05 - A Hero Sits volgende Door #178
Lois: Meg, you're a sweet, beautiful girl, he'll come around.
Meg: That's such a mom answer.
Lois: Well, have u tried tonen him the goods? How's that for a mom answer?
Meg: Creepy.
Contributed door funnytvquotes.com



[Family Guy] S03E07 - Lethal Weapons #183
Peter: Excuse me, is your refrigerator running? Because if it is, it probably runs like u - very homosexually.
Contributed door funnytvquotes.com



[Family Guy] S03E10 - vis Out Of Water #181
Auctioner: We'll open this auction with this pair of panties confiscated from a prostitute.
Quagemire: Fifty...
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Hi my name is Amanda and this is how to service 7th grade. On the first dag of 7th grade I was so excited to see my vrienden after summer yay. Well the first dag of 7th grade really sucked but at least I got to see my friends. Yes it’s time to leave school. But I did not see one of my vrienden Hannah that sucks because she went to Luray middle. Well I’m home pagina and I just talked to Hannah on the phone. She zei “I might come back to page volgende semester”. “Sweet school is so different without one of my best friends” I said. “If I don’t come back don’t be mad at me”. “I won’t...
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posted by Usui--takumi
EMOTICONS Happy‏
^o^ ☺ ☻ ت ヅ ^.^ ツ ッ シ Ü ≧◡≦ ᵔᴥᵔ ^^ (°⌣°)
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(•‿•) ó‿ó ¢‿¢ ٩◔‿◔۶ ಠ◡ಠ ༺‿༻ (^L^)
♥‿♥ ◙‿◙ ●‿● ^( '‿' )^ ^‿^ ❀‿❀ 乂◜◬◝乂
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< (^^,) > q(❂‿❂)p <【☯】‿【☯】> |◔◡◉| ⊂◉‿◉つ
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⎝ᄽ⏝⏠⎠...
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France
Honhonhon! Bonjour English man! Grow a real dick and don't fuck with Peter Pan! I'm Francis Bonnefoy and everyone loves me! u call me a wanker, cause mine is the biggest! Fuck off with your kid brother, cause USUK surely hits it!

Britain
SHUT UP! u DAMN FROG FACE! The fact that your on the same continent is a disgrace! All u are is a bloody wanker, my rhymes hit hard, like Captain Hook's anchor! Your just a bloody whore, I can't stand your face no more, your such a prick! Even Sealand has meer dick! I have an army of Red Coats! u have shitty little boats! Waiting till the last minute?...
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posted by adaug
Mom:Okay kids!(4 kids)get in here!I got news!
Kennedy:What is it?
Mom:Me and your dad are going on a date
*grasshopper sound*
Mom:so u guy will need a babysitter!


*10 minuten later the baby sitter came*
Mom:Hello!I'm Amy!
Babysitter:I'm Ashley!
Mom:DARELL!Get your butt in here!
*Mom and Dad leave*
Ashley:Hi kids!I'm your babysitter Ashley!
kids:HI!
Kid:I'm Amber!I'm four!
Ashley:Hi Amber!*ruffles hair*cute!
Amber:Never...touch...ME!!!
Ashley:OH kay!
Kid:I'm Zack!I'm 9
Ashley:Hello!


*59 minuten later*
Amber:I wuv thee parties!!
Ashley*Walks in*Hey Amber what are u doing?
Amber:Having a thee party!
Ashley:Can I...
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NAME: Greg Bulmash

SEX: Not yet. Still waiting for the right person.

DESIRED POSITION: Company's President of Vice President. But seriously, whatever's available. If I was in a position to be picky, I wouldn't be applying here in the first place.

DESIRED SALARY: $185,000 a jaar plus stock options and a Michael Ovitz style severance package. If that's not possible, make an offer and we can haggle.

EDUCATION: Yes.

LAST POSITION HELD: Target for middle management hostility.

SALARY: Less than I'm worth.

MOST NOTABLE ACHIEVEMENT: My incredible collection of stolen pens and post-it notes.

REASON FOR LEAVING:...
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(there is no order)

1.Allen walker (d grey man)
2.Gaara (naruto/shippuden
3.Hatsuharu sohma (fruits basket)
4.Deidara (naruto shippuden)
5.Senri shiki (vampire knight)
6.Tsubasa otori (beyblade/metal masters)
7.Toushiro hitsugaya (bleach the movie)
8.Neji hyuga (naruto/shippuden)
9.Mystel (beyblade g revolution)
10.zelgardis breywords (the slayers)
11.hikaru (ouran highschool host club)
12.china (hetalia) (i think?)
13.hanabusa (vampire knight)
14.takama ichijo (vampire knight)
15.zaku (naruto) (deceased aka dead)
posted by pollydbookworm
This eend walks into a convenience store and asks the clerk, "Do u have any grapes?" The clerk says no, and the eend leaves.

The volgende day, the eend returns and asks, "Do u have any grapes?" The clerk again says no, and the eend leaves.

The dag after that, the eend walks in the store again and asks "Do u have any grapes?" The clerk screams at the duck, "You've come in here the past two days and asked if we had any grapes. I told u no every time that we don't have any grapes! I swear if u come back in here again, and ask for grapes, I'll nail your webbed feet to the floor!!"

The duck...
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1. Every dag at school is the same
2. u never know if your braids look digusting of not
3. u are so used to never talking that if somebody says something to you, never know how to react
4. u would like to think that people notice of even think about u but u are really just the big ugly quiet black girl nobody knows of cares about
5. u worry people will write nasty commentaren on your fanpop artikel that is obvioustly meant to vent your feeling out
6. On the weekend all u do is watch tv and sleep and play with your cat
7. When u only really have like 3 vrienden at school and 2 of them...
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