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posted by sakurahanazono

1.) Start saying the vragen really loudly and if they try to tell u to be quite say "shhh this is a test u know, gosh!"

2.) In a maths test start whispering random numbers to the person volgende to u and then when the teacher tells u off say "They made me give them the antwoorden of they zei they'd kill me!" Then glare at them.

3.) Laugh hysterically and when people stare at u say "What are u lookin at!" of "Stop trying to copy my answers!"

4.) Get on top, boven of the tafel, tabel and start doing the macarena.

5.) After you've wrote your name on the test, start screaming and when the teacher comes over and asks whats wrong say "How does the test know what my name is! Have u been spying on me and teling it everything!"

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Dangerous and Adventurous (Book 2,Sarah)

posted by adaug

"Where is Maybelle?"Alicia asked.
"I don't-"I was cut off
"Help!Help me!I need help!Please!!"A familiar voice begged.
"MAYBELLE!"we all zei in unison.
We followed the voice into a huge hut.
"Maybelle!Where are you?"I asked.
I ran as fast as I could.I couldn't wait for them to catch up.I saw a door with a small window.I looked in and saw Ariana.When she turned back,I ran back.
"Help!Help me!Help m-MM!MUHH!MMMMMHHH!"Maybelle yelled.
I ran to the door Maybelle and Ariana were in.I knocked on the door,got out my sword,and waited for Ariana to come out.
"What?Wh-AH!"She said.
"You said,you'd leave my friends...

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kasteel in the sky-lyrics :)

posted by tokidoki123

There's a place in my mind
No one knows where it hides
And my fantasy is flying
It's a kasteel in the sky

It's a world of our past
Where the legend still lasts
And the king wears the crown
But the magic spell is law

Take your sword and your shield
There's a battle on the field
You're a knight and you're right
So with dragons now you'll fight

And my fancy is flying
It's a kasteel in the sky
of there's nothing out there
These are castles in the air

Fairytales live in me
Fables coming from my memory
Fantasy is not a crime
Find your kasteel in the sky

You've got the key
Of the kingdom of the clouds
Open the door
Leaving back your doubts

You've got the power
To live another childhood
So ride the wind
That leads u to the moon 'cause..."

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Dangerous and Adventurous (Chapter 6)

posted by adaug

Sarah couldn't make a noise.Ariana ran to the little girl.Sarah got a grip on the sticks.When she stopped the little girl.Sarah stabbed Ariana in the back."OOOOWWWW!!WHAT THE HECK u LITTLE IDIOT!"She yelled.She dropped to her knees.I picked up the little girl,which was crying."It's okay.Let's get u to your mommy."Her mom was crying too."Here's your daughter."Sarah said."THANK YOU!THANK YOU!"The mom zei and cheered.
Sarah walked back.
"SARAH!Oh my gosh!"Alicia zei and she hugged her.
"That was amazing."Maybelle said.
"Guys!Focus!The stone."Sarah said.They got out and ran."Oh no!The Rights!That's...

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Are u Afraid Of This?(Chapter 2)

posted by adaug

It was The night of Scarlett's sleepover,The guests arrived quickly.
S:Hey!Chloe and Nancy are already here,Penny.
P:Okay,Um...Where do I put my sleeping bag?
S:Anywhere.
M:Bye Honey!I gotta go to work!
S:Bye mom!
N:Can we play 'Truth of Dare'?
S:Don't see why not.
Scarlett got a hoofdkussen, kussen and put it in her lap.
N:Okay,Chloe!Truth of dare?
C:Truth.
N:Okay,WHATS MY MIDDLE NAME?
C:Shannon.
N:WRONG!I DON'T HAVE ONE!!!HA!TRICK QUESTION!
C:Grrr.Okay.Penny,Truth of dare?
P:Dare!
C:Alright,I dare u to...Name ONE Scary movie you've watched!
P:Oh...Well....lets see...(gulp)...HARRY POTTER!
S:As much as we hate him....Doesn't...

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131 Ways to Agitate Someone Who Doesn't Like Harry Potter

posted by Thecharliejay

1. Relate everything they say to the Harry Potter boeken and/or movies.

2. Say they look like a Harry Potter character of the opposite gender.

3. Quote Dobby.

4. Hog the computer 24/7 while logged onto MuggleNet.

5. Read out loud to them whenever they can't get away from u (Example: When in a car of an elevator). If u don't have a book with you, recite from memory.

6. Give them Harry Potter merchandise for their birthday and Christmas and demand that they keep it and treasure it forever.

7. Rewrite their favoriete song with Harry Potter lyrics and sing it constantly.

8. Crowd their inbox...

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what women should tell men...but don't

posted by bubbletl

What women should tell men...but don't

1. The reason why our bras don't always match our underwear is because WE actually change our underwear.

2. The volgende time u and your buddies make jokes about armed women in combat, take a enquête to see which of u successfully aim at the toilet rim.

3. If we're watching football with u - it's not bonding - it's their butts.

4. Whenever possible, please try to say whatever u have to say after the movie.

5. Lay off the beans several hours before bedtime.

6. Please don't drive when you're not driving.

7. If u were really looking for an honest answer, you...

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Respectfully Cheating

posted by karpach_14

Jack and Betty are celebrating their 50th wedding anniversary.

"Betty, I was wondering -- have u ever cheated on me?"

"Oh Jack, why would u ask such a vraag now? u don't want to ask that question..."

"Yes, Betty, I really want to know. Please."

"Well, all right. Yes, 3 times."

"Three? When were they?"

"Well, Jack, remember when u were 35 years old and u really wanted to start the business on your own and no bank would give u a loan? Remember how one dag the bank president himself came over to the house and signed the loan papers, no vragen asked?"

"Oh, Betty, u did that for me!...

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ABC's of ex girlfriends

posted by karpach_14

A
is for Arteries.
You know, the things that your ex-girlfriend ripped out because she really didn't care for u u twit she was only after your money and could have gegeven a shit about you.

B
is for Bitter. Who, me?? No way. I really hope things between them do work out. I hope they get married and have 2 children that are little devils and her hips get huge and his eyebrows finally grow completely together and they get fat and old together and then DIE!!

C
is for Call ya later.She won't. She never has before.

D
is for Dumped. Does D need to be explained?

E
is for Eating like a pig. Remember when...

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My Job Sucks

posted by smileypop9

I found this on www.funny.com, and it's kinda hilarious!! Can u guess whose and what job it is?

You think your job sucks? Let me tell u about the people I work with.
First, there's this supermodel wanna-be chick. Ok, I'll admit, she's pretty hot, but damn she is completely useless. The girl is constantly fixing her hair of putting on her makeup. She is extremely self centered and never considers the needs of anyone other than herself. She is dumber than a box of rocks and I find it surprising that she has enough brain power to breathe.
The volgende chick is exactly the opposite- she might even...

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The Shaggy Dogs Theme

posted by coolkatstar

I found this on the internet :P

part I
Everybody who has a dog calls it "Rover" of "Boy"; I called mine "Sex". Now Sex has been very embarrassing to me. When I went to the city hall to renew his license, I told the clerk I wanted to have a license for Sex. He zei "I'd like to have one too." Then I zei "But this is a dog". He zei he didn't care want she looked like. Then I said, "You don't understand, I've had Sex since I was 9 years old." He zei I must have been quite a kid.

Then when I got married and went on my honeymoon, I took the dog with me. I told the hotel clerk I wanted a room for...

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Calliope Channel episode 9

posted by invadercalliope

CAALLIIOOPPEE CHHAANNEELL!!!!!!!!!!!!
It's me your host Invader Calliope ^^
Can u believe were already on our ninth episode!
TIME SURE FLIES!Welcome to another happy episode of Calliope Channel! Well today were gonna bring another character out! And it's.....Lardnard!
Invader Calliope:SO COME OUT!
Lardnard:Oh *falls*
Invader Calliope:You sound like some nerdy turtle.
Lardnard:Well umm i'm here.
Invader Calliope:FINALLY THINGS ARE PICKING UP AROUND HERE!
Lardnard:Yeah!
Invader Calliope:Yeah.That's how u respond.
Lardnard:Umm is there a problem.
Invader Calliope:Ohhh nothing! Oh NO WERE OUTTA TIME BYE ME!
The End!

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Bumble Bee Lyrics

posted by invadercalliope

Oh-o-o-oa
Oh-o-o-o

Oh-o-o-oa
Oh-o-o-o

Sweet little bumble bee I know what u want from me
Dup-i-dup-i-do la da
Dup-i-dup-i-do la da
Sweet little bumble bee meer than just a fantasy
Dup-i-dup-i-do la da
Dup-i-dup-i-do la da

My hart-, hart skips a beat
When u walk in the room
I go boom boom boom
You go zoom zoom zoom
You're my playboy, playtoy
Love and my friend
I wanna be with u until the end

I give my hart-, hart and my soul to you
To make u see its true
Im so confused, baby, cant u see
Please come rescue me

Sweet little bumble bee I know what u want from me
Dup-i-dup-i-do la da
Dup-i-dup-i-do la da
Sweet little bumble...

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Calliope Channel episode 6

posted by invadercalliope

CAAAAAAAAAAALLLLLLLLLLLLLIIIIIIIIOOOOOOOOOPPPEEEE
CHHHAAAAAANNNNNNNEEEEELLLL!
Hia everyone I'M YOUR HOST INVADER CALLIOPE!
TIME FOR THE SIX EPISODE OF CALLIOPE CHANNEL!
I hope u are getting use to this toon cuz I am!
Well todays specail guest is......Angry monkey!
Angry Monkey:Gir
Invader Calliope:Did u say something!
Angry Monkey:Uh nothing s-sorry.
Invader Calliope:Well it looks like the Angry Monkey is'nt use to interviews!He must be nervous because of all the people watching!
Angry Monkey:*scared*
Invader Calliope:So anyway wait we are all outta time well BYE EVERYONE!I hope u enjoy the picture!
The End!

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Calliope Channel episode 4

posted by invadercalliope

CCAALLIIOOPPEE
CCHHAANNEEL!
HIA EVERYONE WELCOME TO CALLIOPE CHANNEL!
I'M YOUR HOST INVADER CALLIOPE!
ITS NICE TO SEE u AGAIN!
I WILL BE GIVING u 120 PERCENT!
TODAYS SPECAIL GUEST ster IS....
Dib:DIIIB!
Invader Calliope:HEY!
Dib:What?
Invader Calliope: DON'T u EVER CUT ME OFF AGAIN!
Dib:I'M SORRY!
Invader Calliope:THIS IS'NT KIDS PLAY! SO u BETTER HANDLE YOUR SELF of I WILL MAKE SURE YOUR OFF INVADER ZIM!
Dib:I'm sorry! I'm really very sorry!
Invader Calliope:Ok because Dib was so horrible I will end the toon earlyer!Bye!
The End

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InvaderCalliope on a trip to the beach!

posted by invadercalliope

Today i am going to make up a crazy story about me going to the beach!
Characters:
Me::InvaderCalliope*
InvaderGore: *my sister*
Mom: *my mother*
Dad: *My dad*
Brother: *my brother*
Gus: *my ferret*
Time to start!
*At home*
InvaderCalliope:*reading manga*
InvaderGore:*watching tv*
Gus:*sleeping*
Mom:KIDS WE ARE GOING TO THE BEACH!
Dad:what about me
Mom:Sorry but your staying home pagina and watching the fish!
Gus:YAY I'M GOING!
InvaderCalliope:Well this will be intresting.
InvaderGore:What are we riding?
Mom:WE ARE GOING door TRAIN!
Everyone elese:O_O
InvaderCalliope:Why don't we just go door car.
Mom:BECAUSE I DON'T WANNA GO BYE CAR!
InvaderCalliope: Ok,Ok
On Train
Now at the beach!
InvaderGore:Were finally here!
InvaderCalliope:Let's have some fun!
Gus:YEAH!
The End!

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a random song

posted by trentgwenfan1

i love cereal yes i do

i love cereal how bout you

coco pufe

ceriose

cookie crisp

wasting cerial is a risk

i love cerial yes i do i love cerial u better to

it is breakfast

most important meal

if u can't have crealeal

do not steal

i love creal yes we do i love ceral u should to

it is healfy

for your brain

for test math and englesh

even frech and science

i love ccerale yes i do

i love crealy how about you

me and my firend made this up what are some random songs u made up plz commet

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11. SURE things yOU wish yuor boyfriend didnt know about you!!!

posted by neonstars

1.where u keep yOUR diary!!
2.if u r on your peroid of nawt!!
3.Who u talk 2 on the phone
4.THat u are super jelous of other girls (or boys)
5.That u hate most of his family.
6.THat when a crisi comes up u will run to him
7.What yuor style is!!
8.That like to watch scary movies(LOL)
9.That u have an internet profile.
10.AND the last your cell number!! OMG they practliy break the phone!!!
11.How smart u are at fixing things.

GIRLS STAY KEWL,BEAUTYFUL, and if any guys try to break tht BREAK THEYRE FACe!!!!

I cartooned myself and this is wat i got!!!

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What Business Brand Slogans Taught Me

posted by KittyTDA98

1.    Kobalt Tools taught me that u can’t kill a Kobalt.
2.    Home Depot taught me that the power of the home pagina Depot is meer saving and meer doing.
3.    Burger King taught me to have it my way.
4.    Tony the Tiger taught me that Frosted Flakes are meer than good, they’re great!
5.    Nike taught me to just do it.
6.    Disneyland taught me that it’s the happiest place on Earth.
7.    McDonald’s taught me that I’m loving it.
8.    Sprite...

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A severe warning of a perverted fanpopper u should all stay away from! :O

posted by K5-HOWL

esah

because he's a stupid perverted boy. I was having a normal conversation with him then he out of the blue accused me of "wanting to be with him" of not being a virgin. Repeatedly insulted me(i wont repeat what he said) and tried to "seduce" me. And now hes trying to flirt with me

Yes K5-HOWL has lost her mind because of the sick bitches in this world,

This is just a simple warning thing. This is not to be cruel just to warn fellow fanpoppers of who to stay away from.

-___- He just gave his phone number, that ticks me off. I will post updates if u want :)