Pocoyo

BY: me!!!!

coca: i want coca!!!
me: u want yourself O.o

barney: lets sing a lame ezel song!!!!

c+m: *screams like girls* NOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!

Barney: *jumps off bridge*

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*micowave dings*

me: le gasp!!!! my burrito is done!!!!
*finds elmo eating my burrito*

me: hallo THAT'S MY BURRITO!!!!!!!!!!

coca: *bits elmo's arm*
I WILL BITE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
*barney walks in*

me: WTF!?!?!? YOUR SUPPOST TO BE DEAD!!!!!!!!!
barney: nom nom nom nom.........

coca: *throws elmo out the window*
MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!1

*elmo lands on barney with a splat*

elmo: WHAT THE FUCK MAN!!!!!!!

coca: i though u were a KID'S show!
me: this is getting rediculous!!!!

elmo: kids suck.....
*me and coca gasp's*

barney: i hate my dino life......

me: we all do purple shit, we all do..

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FIN

When I was “CLEANING OUT MY CLOSET, I found an old CD of Eminem aka “THE REAL SLIM SHADY”. I started listening to it and “SANG FOR THE MOMENT". I have always been a “STAN” of Eminem and WITHOUT HIM(ME) I think I might LOSE MYSELF(YOURSELF). And, “TILL I COLLAPSE” I want to fly like a “MOCKING BIRD” of even better as “SUPERMAN, because “WHEN IM GONE” I want to let everyone know that my life was “BEAUTIFUL”. I am “NOT AFRAID” to hit “ROCK BOTTOM” because I was born “LIKE A TOYSOLDEIR

CCAALLIIOOPPEE
CCHHAANNEELL!
HIA EVERYBODY!
I'm your host InvaderCalliope!
Well i'm going to sing! *sings*
WELL AS u KNOW I GET TONS AND TONS OF fan LETTERS! NOW I WILL READ ONE TO YOU!
The Letter reads:Big hello to InvaderCalliope on this toon i allways see a new guest ster so i was wondering how do u do it?
u WANNA KNOW BECAUSE ITS AN HONOR TO BE ON THIS toon BEING ON THIS toon AS ME AS THE HOST!
Well todays guest ster is..............KEEF!
Keef:HI EVERYONE I HOPE ZIM AND DIB ARE WATCHING THERE MY BEST FRIENDS!
InvaderCalliope:You know your vrienden are going to think your pathetic.
Keef:WHAT!
InvaderCalliope:You herd me if u make them know your there whole world there going to use you!
OH NO WERE OUTTA TIME!
WELL BYE!
BUT FIRST PLZ ENJOY TODAYS SPECAIL PICTURE!
BYE ME!

I know some vragen about canada that non-canadians ask about Canada, i'm going to tell u the antwoorden


first, u can NOT see polar bears in the straat and we don't ride the them either we use CARS.


second, we live in houses, not igloos we would probably freeze after awhile


Thats all i know but know u won't think canadians live in igloos and if Miley cyrus is reading this and did say canada sucks,WELL IT DOESEN'T SUCK!!!!
IT ROCKS!!! i'm proud to live in Canada.

:)

RUSH
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They say it's good to take your time
But it can be hard to do so
So I find myself asking the same vragen
Over and over again

Whenever I rush into something
I'm told to slow down of else I'll get burned
But who knows
Maybe it's good sometimes
To rush into things
'Cause I know u know it's right So I say

(Chorus)
Let's rush
I know there's nothing wrong we can do
If we follow our hearts
Whether we rush
of we take our time
So let's rush

I want u to know this
That I'll never leave your side
We may rush of we may not
I want u to know this
I want u to know this
So I say

(Chorus X2)

Let's rush
Let's rush

Giselle: hallo joey watcha doin
Joey: playin five nights at freddys
Giselle: who the h**l is freddy
Joey: i dunno
Freddy: hi




And that was the end of Joey and Giselle.




Later that day...
Sammy: hallo miranda
Miranda: what
Sammy: wheres joey and giselle
Miranda: they got killed door freddy
Sammy: who
Miranda: freddy
Sammy: i didnt say what i zei who
Miranda: d****t sammy





And then they all got together for Thanlsgiving!
Miranda: omg sammy i totally forgive u this turkey is delicious
Sammy: i know right
Chief Mikey: im a cop
Scardey Sylvia: oh god its a cop
Chief Mikey: yeah


i zei that
Scardey Sylvia: im not deaf
Sammy: SYLVIA




WHAT THE F**K IS WRONG WITH YOU
Scardey Sylvia: WHAAAAAAAAAT?




And that was the only time the Derp Kids used captial letters.
Scardey Sylvia: WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT?
Everybody: shut up sylvia